As when, on the third morning, I wished to sit by Margaret on the bench, and she declined to invite me to descend from the wall.
“On the whole,” said she, “I prefer you where you are; like all picturesque ruins, you are most admirable at a little distance.”
“Ruins!”—and, indeed, I was not yet twenty-six—“I am a comparatively young man.”
As a concession, “In consideration of your past, you are tolerably well preserved.”
“—and I am not a new brand of marmalade, either.”
“No, for that comes in glass jars; whereas, Mr. Townsend, I have heard, is more apt to figure in family ones.”
“A pun, Miss Beechinor, is the base coinage of conversation tendered only by the mentally dishonest.”
“—Besides, one can never have enough of marmalade.”
“I trust they give you a sufficiency of it in the nursery?”
“Dear me, you have no idea how admirably that paternal tone sits upon you! You would make an excellent father, Mr. Townsend. You really ought to adopt someone. I wish you would adopt me, Mr. Townsend.”
I said I had other plans for her. Discreetly, she forbore to ask what they were.
V
“Avis—”
“You must not call me that.”
“Why not? It’s your name, isn’t it?”
“Yes—to my friends.”
“Aren’t we friends—Avis?”
“We! We have not known each other long enough, Mr. Townsend.”
“Oh, what’s the difference? We are going to be friends, aren’t we—Avis?”
“Why—why, I am sure I don’t know.”
“Gracious gravy, what an admirable colour you have, Avis! Well—I know. And I can inform you, quite confidentially, Avis, that we are not going to be—friends. We are going to be—”
“We are going to be late for luncheon,” said she, in haste. “Good morning, Mr. Townsend.”
VI
Yet, the very next day, paradoxically enough, she told me:
“I shall always think of you as a very, very dear friend. But it is quite impossible we should ever be anything else.”
“And why, Avis?”
“Because—”
“That”—after an interval—“strikes me as rather a poor reason. So, suppose we say this June?”
Another interval.
“Well, Avis?”
“Dear me, aren’t those roses pretty? I wish you would get me one, Mr. Townsend.”
“Avis, we are not discussing roses.”
“Well, they are pretty.”
“Avis!”—reproachfully.
Still another interval.
“I—I hardly know.”
“Avis!”—with disappointment.
“I—I believe—”
“Avis!”—very tenderly.
“I—I almost think so—and the horrid man looks as if he thought so, too!”
There was a fourth interval, during which the girl made a complete and careful survey of her shoes.
Then, all in a breath, “It could not possibly be June, of course, and you must give me until tomorrow to think about November,” and a sudden flutter of skirts.
I returned to Gridlington treading on air.
VII
For I was, by this time, as thoroughly in love as Amadis of Gaul or Aucassin of Beaucaire or any other hero of romance you may elect to mention.
Some two weeks earlier I would have scoffed at the notion of such a thing coming to pass; and I could have demonstrated, logically enough, that it was impossible for Robert Etheridge Townsend, with his keen knowledge of the world and of the innumerable vanities and whims of womankind, ever again to go the way of all flesh. But the problem, like the puzzle of the Eleatic philosophers, had solved itself. “Achilles cannot catch the tortoise,” but he does. It was impossible for me to fall uncomfortably deep in love—but I had done so.
And it pricked my conscience, too, that Margaret should not know I was aware of her identity. But she had chosen to play the comedy to the end, and in common with the greater part of trousered humanity, I had, after all, no insuperable objection to a rich wife; though, to do me justice, I rarely thought of her, now, as Margaret Hugonin the heiress, but considered her, in a more comprehensive fashion, as the one woman in the universe whose perfections triumphantly overpeered the skyiest heights of preciosity.
XXVI
He Assists in the Diversion of Birds
I
We met, then, in the clear May morning, with what occult trepidations I cannot say. You may depend upon it, though, we had our emotions.
And about us, spring was marshaling her pageant, and from divers nooks, the weather-stained nymphs and fauns regarded us in candid, if preoccupied, appraisement; and above us, the clipped ilex trees were about a knowing conference. As for the birds, they were discussing us without any reticence whatever, for, more favoured of chance than imperial Solomon, they have been the confidants in any number of such affairs, and regard the way of a man with a maid as one of the most matter-of-fact occurrences in the world.
“Here is he! here is she!” they shrilled. “See how they meet, see how they greet! Ah, sweet, sweet, sweet, to meet in the spring!” And that we two would immediately set to nest-building, they considered a foregone conclusion.
II
I had taken both her firm, warm hands in salutation, and held them, for a breathing-space, between my own. And my own hands seemed to me two very gross, and hulking, and raw, and red monstrosities, in contrast with their dimpled captives, and my hands appeared, also, to shake unnecessarily.
“Now, in a moment,” said I, “I am going to ask you something very important. But, first, I have a confession to make.”
And her glad, shamed eyes bemocked me. “My lord of Burleigh!” she softly breathed. “My liege Cophetua! My king Cophetua! And did you think, then, I was blind?”
“Eh?” said I.
“As if I hadn’t known from the first!” the girl pouted; “as if I hadn’t known from the very first day when you dropped your cigarette case! Ah, I had heard of you before, Peter!—of Peter, the misogynist, who was ashamed to go a-wooing
