“I should like to come every day,” said Sheen. “Would that be too often?”
“Oftener the better, sir. You can’t practise too much.”
“Then I’ll start next week. Thanks very much. By the way, I shall have to go by boat, I suppose. It isn’t far, is it? I’ve not been up the river for some time. The School generally goes downstream.”
“It’s not what you’d call far,” said Bevan. “But it would be easier for you to come by road.”
“I haven’t a bicycle.”
“Wouldn’t one of your friends lend you one?”
Sheen flushed.
“No, I’d better come by boat, I think. I’ll turn up on Tuesday at about five. Will that suit you?”
“Yes, sir. That will be a good time. Then I’ll say goodbye, sir, for the present.”
Sheen went back to his house in a different mood from the one in which he had left it. He did not care now when the other Seymourites looked through him.
In the passage he met Linton, and grinned pleasantly at him.
“What the dickens was that man grinning at?” said Linton to himself. “I must have a smut or something on my face.”
But a close inspection in the dormitory looking-glass revealed no blemish on his handsome features.
VIII
A Naval Battle and Its Consequences
What a go is life!
Let us examine the case of Jackson, of Dexter’s. O’Hara, who had left Dexter’s at the end of the summer term, had once complained to Clowes of the manner in which his housemaster treated him, and Clowes had remarked in his melancholy way that it was nothing less than a breach of the law that Dexter should persist in leading a fellow a dog’s life without a dog licence for him.
That was precisely how Jackson felt on the subject.
Things became definitely unbearable on the day after Sheen’s interview with Mr. Joe Bevan.
’Twas morn—to begin at the beginning—and Jackson sprang from his little cot to embark on the labours of the day. Unfortunately, he sprang ten minutes too late, and came down to breakfast about the time of the second slice of bread and marmalade. Result, a hundred lines. Proceeding to school, he had again fallen foul of his housemaster—in whose form he was—over a matter of unprepared Livy. As a matter of fact, Jackson had prepared the Livy. Or, rather, he had not absolutely prepared it; but he had meant to. But it was Mr. Templar’s preparation, and Mr. Templar was shortsighted. Anyone will understand, therefore, that it would have been simply chucking away the gifts of Providence if he had not gone on with the novel which he had been reading up till the last moment before prep time, and had brought along with him accidentally, as it were. It was a book called A Spoiler of Men, by Richard Marsh, and there was a repulsive crime on nearly every page. It was Hot Stuff. Much better than Livy. …
Lunch Score—Two hundred lines.
During lunch he had the misfortune to upset a glass of water. Pure accident, of course, but there it was, don’t you know, all over the table.
Mr. Dexter had called him—
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clumsy;
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a pig;
and had given him
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Advice—“You had better be careful, Jackson.”
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A present—“Two hundred lines, Jackson.”
On the match being resumed at two o’clock, with four hundred lines on the score sheet, he had played a fine, free game during afternoon school, and Mr. Dexter, who objected to fine, free games—or, indeed, any games—during school hours, had increased the total to six hundred, when stumps were drawn for the day.
So on a bright sunny Saturday afternoon, when he should have been out in the field cheering the house-team on to victory against the School House, Jackson sat in the junior day-room at Dexter’s copying out portions of Virgil, Aeneid Two.
To him, later on in the afternoon, when he had finished half his task, entered Painter, with the news that Dexter’s had taken thirty points off the School House just after halftime.
“Mopped them up,” said the terse and epigrammatic Painter. “Made rings round them. Haven’t you finished yet? Well, chuck it, and come out.”
“What’s on?” asked Jackson.
“We’re going to have a boat race.”
“Pile it on.”
“We are, really. Fact. Some of these School House kids are awfully sick about the match, and challenged us. That chap Tomlin thinks he can row.
“He can’t row for nuts,” said Jackson. “He doesn’t know which end of the oar to shove into the water. I’ve seen cats that could row better than Tomlin.”
“That’s what I told him. At least, I said he couldn’t row for toffee, so he said all right, I bet I can lick you, and I said I betted he couldn’t, and he said all right, then, let’s try, and then the other chaps wanted to join in, so we made an inter-house thing of it. And I want you to come and stroke us.”
Jackson hesitated. Mr. Dexter, setting the lines on Friday, had certainly said that they were to be shown up “tomorrow evening.” He had said it very loud and clear. Still, in a case like this. … After all, by helping to beat the School House on the river he would be giving Dexter’s a leg up. And what more could the man want?
“Right ho,” said Jackson.
Down at the School boathouse the enemy were already afloat when Painter and Jackson arrived.
“Buck up,” cried the School House crew.
Dexter’s embarked, five strong. There was room for two on each seat. Jackson shared the post of stroke with Painter. Crowle steered.
“Ready?” asked Tomlin from the other boat.
“Half a sec.,” said Jackson. “What’s the course?”
“Oh, don’t you know that yet? Up to the town, round the island just below the bridge—the island with the croquet ground on
