“I know. I think you’re up against a snag there. That’s why I should have liked to see the pictures.”
Parker considered this apparent non sequitur for a few moments and gave it up.
“George Fentiman—” he began.
“Yes,” said Wimsey, “George Fentiman. I must be getting emotional in my old age, Charles, for I have an unconquerable dislike to examining the question of George Fentiman’s opportunities.”
“Bar Robert,” pursued Parker, ruthlessly, “he was the last interested person to see General Fentiman.”
“Yes—by the way, we have only Robert’s unsupported word for what happened in that last interview between him and the old man.”
“Come, Wimsey—you’re not going to pretend that Robert had any interest in his grandfather’s dying before Lady Dormer. On the contrary.”
“No—but he might have had some interest in his dying before he made a will. Those notes on that bit of paper. The larger share was to go to George. That doesn’t entirely agree with what Robert said. And if there was no will, Robert stood to get everything.”
“So he did. But by killing the General then, he made sure of getting nothing at all.”
“That’s the awkwardness. Unless he thought Lady Dormer was already dead. But I don’t see how he could have thought that. Or unless—”
“Well?”
“Unless he gave his grandfather a pill or something to be taken at some future time, and the old boy took it too soon by mistake.”
“That idea of a delayed-action pill is the most tiresome thing about this case. It makes almost anything possible.”
“Including, of course, the theory of its being given to him by Miss Dorland.”
“That’s what I’m going to interview the nurse about, the minute I can get hold of her. But we’ve got away from George.”
“You’re right. Let’s face George. I don’t want to, though. Like the lady in Maeterlinck who’s running round the table while her husband tries to polish her off with a hatchet, I am not gay. George is the nearest in point of time. In fact he fits very well in point of time. He parted from General Fentiman at about half-past six, and Robert found Fentiman dead at about eight o’clock. So allowing that the stuff was given in a pill—”
“Which it would have to be in a taxi,” interjected Parker.
“As you say—in a pill, which would take a bit longer to get working than the same stuff taken in solution—why then the General might quite well have been able to get to the Bellona and see Robert before collapsing.”
“Very nice. But how did George get the drug?”
“I know, that’s the first difficulty.”
“And how did he happen to have it on him just at that time? He couldn’t possibly have known that General Fentiman would run across him just at that moment. Even if he’d known of his being at Lady Dormer’s, he couldn’t be expecting him to go from there to Harley Street.”
“He might have been carrying the stuff about with him, waiting for a good opportunity to use it. And when the old man called him up and started jawing him about his conduct and all that, he thought he’d better do the job quick, before he was cut out of the will.”
“Um!—but why should George be such a fool, then, as to admit he’d never heard about Lady Dormer’s will? If he had heard of it, we couldn’t possibly suspect him. He’d only to say the General told him about it in the taxi.”
“I suppose it hadn’t struck him in that light.”
“Then George is a bigger ass than I took him for.”
“Possibly he is,” said Parker, dryly. “At any rate, I have put a man on to make inquiries at his home.”
“Oh! have you? I say, do you know, I wish I’d left this case alone. What the deuce did it matter if old Fentiman was pushed painlessly off a bit before his time? He was simply indecently ancient.”
“We’ll see if you say that in sixty years’ time,” said Parker.
“By that time we shall, I hope, be moving in different circles. I shall be in the one devoted to murderers and you in the much lower and hotter one devoted for those who tempt others to murder them. I wash my hands of this case, Charles. There’s nothing for me to do now you have come into it. It bores and annoys me. Let’s talk about something else.”
Wimsey might wash his hands, but, like Pontius Pilate, he found society irrationally determined to connect him with an irritating and unsatisfactory case.
At midnight, the telephone bell rang.
He had just gone to bed, and cursed it.
“Tell them I’m out,” he shouted to Bunter, and cursed again on hearing the man assure the unknown caller that he would see whether his lordship had returned. Disobedience in Bunter spelt urgent necessity.
“Well?”
“It is Mrs. George Fentiman, my lord; she appears to be in great distress. If your lordship wasn’t in I was to beg you to communicate with her as soon as you arrived.
“Punk! they’re not on the phone.”
“No, my lord.”
“Did she say what the matter was?”
“She began by asking if Mr. George Fentiman was here, my lord.”
“Oh, hades!”
Bunter advanced gently with his master’s dressing-gown and slippers. Wimsey thrust himself into them savagely and padded away to the telephone.
“Hullo!”
“Is that Lord Peter?—Oh, good!” The line sighed with relief—a harsh sound, like a death-rattle. “Do you know where George is?”
“No idea. Hasn’t he come home?”
“No—and I’m frightened. Some people were here this morning …”
“The police.”
“Yes … George … they found something … I can’t say it all over the phone … but George went off to Walmisley-Hubbard’s with the car … and they say he never came back there … and … you remember that time he was so funny before … and got lost …”
“Your six minutes are up,” boomed the voice of the Exchange, “will you have another call?”
“Yes, please … oh, don’t cut us off … wait … oh! I haven’t any more pennies … Lord Peter …”
“I’ll come round at once,” said Wimsey, with a groan.
“Oh, thank you—thank you so much!”
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