The Rector bowed. He had no time to say anything, fortunately for him; but a vague sort of colour fluttered over his face. It was his first living; and cloistered in All Souls for fifteen years of his life, how is a man to know all at once how to accost his parishioners? especially when these curious unknown specimens of natural life happen to be female creatures, doubtless accustomed to compliment and civility. If ever anyone was thankful to hear the sound of another man’s voice, that person was the new Rector of Carlingford, standing in the bewildering garden-scene into which the green door had so suddenly admitted him, all but treading on the dazzling bundle of narcissus, and turning with embarrassed politeness from the perpetual curate, whose salutation was less cordial than it might have been, to those indefinite flutters of blue ribbon from which Mr. Proctor’s tall figure divided the ungracious young man.
“But come along to lunch. Bless me! don’t let us be too ceremonious,” cried Mr. Wodehouse. “Take Lucy, my dear sir—take Lucy. Though she has her garden-gloves on, she’s manager indoors for all that. Molly here is the one we coddle up and take care of. Put down your knitting, child, and don’t make an old woman of yourself. To be sure, it’s your own concern—you should know best; but that’s my opinion. Why, Wentworth, where are you off to? ’Tisn’t a fast, surely—is it, Mary?—nothing of the sort; it’s Thursday—Thursday, do you hear? and the Rector newly arrived. Come along.”
“I am much obliged, but I have an appointment,” began the curate, with restraint.
“Why didn’t you keep it, then, before we came in,” cried Mr. Wodehouse, “chatting with a couple of girls like Lucy and Mary? Come along, come along—an appointment with some old woman or other, who wants to screw flannels and things out of you—well, I suppose so! I don’t know anything else you could have to say to them. Come along.”
“Thank you. I shall hope to wait on the Rector shortly,” said young Wentworth, more and more stiffly; “but at present I am sorry it is not in my power. Good morning, Miss Wodehouse—good morning; I am happy to have had the opportunity—” and the voice of the perpetual curate died off into vague murmurs of politeness as he made his way towards the green door.
That green door! what a slight, paltry barrier—one plank and no more; but outside a dusty dry road, nothing to be seen but other high brick walls, with here and there an apple-tree or a lilac, or the half-developed flower-turrets of a chestnut looking over—nothing to be seen but a mean little costermonger’s cart, with a hapless donkey, and, down in the direction of St. Roque’s, the long road winding, still drier and dustier. Ah me! was it paradise inside? or was it only a merely mortal lawn dropped over with apple-blossoms, blue ribbons, and other vanities? Who could tell? The perpetual curate wended sulky on his way. I fear the old woman would have made neither flannel nor tea and sugar out of him in that inhuman frame of mind.
“Dreadful young prig that young Wentworth,” said Mr. Wodehouse, “but comes of a great family, you know, and gets greatly taken notice of—to be sure he does, child. I suppose it’s for his family’s sake: I can’t see into people’s hearts. It may be higher motives, to be sure, and all that. He’s gone off in a huff about something; never mind, luncheon comes up all the same. Now, let’s address ourselves to the business of life.”
For when Mr. Wodehouse took knife and fork in hand a singular result followed. He was silent—at least he talked no longer: the mystery of carving, of eating, of drinking—all the serious business of the table—engrossed the good man. He had nothing more to say for the moment; and then a dread unbroken silence fell upon the little company. The Rector coloured, faltered, cleared his throat—he had not an idea how to get into conversation with such unknown entities. He looked hard at Lucy, with a bold intention of addressing her; but, having the bad fortune to meet her eye, shrank back, and withdrew the venture. Then the good man inclined his profile towards Miss Wentworth. His eyes wandered wildly round the room in search of a suggestion; but, alas! it was a mere dining-room, very comfortable, but not imaginative. In his dreadful dilemma he was infinitely relieved by the sound of somebody’s voice.
“I trust you will like Carlingford, Mr. Proctor,” said Miss Wodehouse, mildly.
“Yes—oh yes; I trust so,” answered the confused but grateful man; “that is, it will depend very much, of course, on the kind of people I find here.”
“Well, we are a little vain. To tell the truth, indeed, we rather pride ourselves a little on the good society in Carlingford,” said his gentle and charitable interlocutor.
“Ah, yes—ladies?” said the Rector: “hum—that was not what I was thinking of.”
“But, oh, Mr. Proctor,” cried Lucy, with a sudden access of fun, “you don’t mean to say that you dislike ladies’ society, I hope?”
The Rector gave an uneasy half-frightened glance at her. The creature was dangerous even to a Fellow of All Souls.
“I may say I know very little about them,” said the bewildered clergyman. As soon as he had said the words he thought they sounded rude; but how could he help it?—the truth of his speech was indisputable.
“Come here, and we’ll initiate you—come here as often as you can spare us a little of your time,” cried Mr. Wodehouse, who had come to a pause in his operations. “You couldn’t have a better chance. They’re head people in Carlingford, though I say it. There’s Mary, she’s a learned woman; take you up in a false quantity, sir, a deal sooner than I should. And Lucy, she’s in another line altogether; but there’s quantities of people
