twenty times had been far better;
For there the cure lies mainly. Wooer

Then she told me
She’d watch with me to-night, for well she knew
What hour my fit would take me.

Doctor

Let her do so;
And when your fit comes, fit her home, and presently.

Wooer She would have me sing. Doctor You did so? Wooer No. Doctor

’Twas very ill done, then;
You should observe her every way.

Wooer

Alas,
I have no voice, sir, to confirm her that way!

Doctor

That’s all one, if ye make a noise:
If she entreat again, do anything;
Lie with her, if she ask you.

Gaoler Hoa, there, doctor! Doctor Yes, in the way of cure. Gaoler

But first, by your leave,
I’ the way of honesty.

Doctor

That’s but a niceness;
Ne’er cast your child away for honesty:
Cure her first this way; then, if she’ll be honest,
She has the path before her.

Gaoler Thanke ye, doctor. Doctor

Pray, bring her in,
And let’s see how she is.

Gaoler

I will, and tell her
Her Palamon stays for her: but, doctor,
Methinks you are i’ the wrong still. Exit.

Doctor

Go, go;
You fathers are fine fools: her honesty!
And we should give her physic till we find that⁠—

Wooer Why, do you think she is not honest, sir? Doctor How old is she? Wooer She’s eighteen. Doctor

She may be;
But that’s all one, ’tis nothing to our purpose:
Whate’er her father says, if you perceive
Her mood inclining that way that I spoke of,
Videlicet, the way of flesh⁠—you have me?

Wooer Yes, very well, sir. Doctor

Please her appetite,
And do it home; it cures her, ipso facto,
The melancholy humour that infects her.

Wooer I am of your mind, doctor. Doctor You’ll find it so. She comes: pray, humour her. Re-enter Gaoler, with Daughter and Maid. Gaoler

Come; your love Palamon stays for you, child,
And has done this long hour, to visit you.

Daughter

I thank him for his gentle patience;
He’s a kind gentleman, and I’m much bound to him.
Did you ne’er see the horse he gave me?

Gaoler Yes. Daughter How do you like him? Gaoler He’s a very fair one. Daughter You never saw him dance? Gaoler No. Daughter

I have often:
He dances very finely, very comely;
And, for a jig, come cut and long tail to him;
He turns ye like a top.

Gaoler That’s fine indeed. Daughter

He’ll dance the morris twenty mile an hour,
And that will founder the best hobby-horse,
If I have any skill, in all the parish;
And gallops to the tune of “Light o’ Love:”
What think you of this horse?

Gaoler

Having these virtues,
I think he might be brought to play at tennis.

Daughter Alas, that’s nothing. Gaoler Can he write and read too? Daughter

A very fair hand; and casts himself th’ accounts
Of all his hay and provender; that hostler
Must rise betime that cozens him. You know
The chestnut mare the duke has?

Gaoler Very well. Daughter

She’s horribly in love with him, poor beast;
But he is like his master, coy and scornful.

Gaoler What dowry has she? Daughter

Some two hundred bottles,
And twenty strike of oats; but he’ll ne’er have her:
He lisps in’s neighing, able to entice
A miller’s mare; he’ll be the death of her.

Doctor What stuff she utters! Gaoler Make curtsy; here your love comes. Wooer

Pretty soul,
How do ye? That’s a fine maid; there’s a curtsy!

Daughter

Yours to command, i’ the way of honesty.
How far is’t now to th’ end o’ the world, my masters?

Doctor Why, a day’s journey, wench. Daughter Will you go with me? Wooer What shall we do there, wench? Daughter

Why, play at stool-ball:
What is there else to do?

Wooer

I am content,
If we shall keep our wedding there.

Daughter

’Tis true;
For there, I will assure you, we shall find
Some blind priest for the purpose, that will venture
To marry us, for here they’re nice and foolish;
Besides, my father must be hang’d to-morrow,
And that would be a blot i’ the business.
Are not you Palamon?

Wooer Do not you know me? Daughter

Yes; but you care not for me: I have nothing
But this poor petticoat and two coarse smocks.

Wooer That’s all one; I will have you. Daughter Will you surely? Wooer Yes, by this fair hand, will I. Daughter We’ll to bed, then. Wooer Even when you will. Kisses her. Daughter O, sir, you’d fain be nibbling. Wooer Why do you rub my kiss off? Daughter

’Tis a sweet one,
And will perfume me finely ’gainst the wedding.
Is not this your cousin Arcite?

Doctor

Yes, sweetheart;
And I am glad my cousin Palamon
Has made so fair a choice.

Daughter Do you think he’ll have me? Doctor Yes, without doubt. Daughter Do you think so too? Gaoler Yes. Daughter

We shall have many children.⁠—Lord, how y’are grown!
My Palamon I hope will grow, too, finely,
Now he’s at liberty: alas, poor chicken,
He was kept down with hard meat and ill lodging;
But I’ll kiss him up again.

Enter Messenger. Messenger

What do you here? you’ll lose the noblest sight
That e’er was seen.

Gaoler Are they i’ the field? Messenger

They are:
You bear a charge there too.

Gaoler

I’ll away straight.⁠—
I must even leave you here.

Doctor

Nay, we’ll go with you;
I will not lose the sight.

Gaoler How did you like her? Doctor

I’ll warrant you, within these three or four days
I’ll make her right again.⁠—You must not from her,
But still preserve her in this way.

Wooer I will. Doctor Let’s get her in. Wooer

Come, sweet, we’ll go to dinner;
And then we’ll play at cards.

Daughter And shall we kiss too? Wooer A hundred times. Daughter And twenty? Wooer Ay, and twenty. Daughter And then we’ll sleep together? Doctor Take her offer. Wooer Yes, marry, will we. Daughter But you shall not hurt me. Wooer I will not, sweet. Daughter If you do, love, I’ll cry. Exeunt.

Scene III

A part of the forest near Athens, and near the place appointed for the combat.

Flourish. Enter Theseus, Hippolyta, Emilia, Pirithous, and Attendants.
Emilia I’ll no step further.
Pirithous Will you lose this sight?
Emilia

I had rather see a wren hawk at a fly,
Than this decision: every blow that falls
Threats a brave life; each stroke laments
The place whereon it falls, and sounds more like
A bell than blade: I will stay here⁠—
It is enough my hearing shall

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