“Now, you know, Gethryn—another muffin? Help yourself. You know, Reynolds—well, he was a capital boy in his way, capital, and I’m sure we shall all miss him very much—but he was not a good head of a House. He was weak. Much too weak. Too easygoing. You must avoid that, Gethryn. Reynolds. …” And much more in the same vein. Gethryn left the room half an hour later full of muffins and good resolutions. He met Marriott at the fives-courts.
“Where have you been to?” asked Marriott. “I’ve been looking for you all over the shop.”
“I and my friend the Headmaster,” said Gethryn, “have been having a quiet pot of tea between us.”
“Really? Was he affable?”
“Distinctly affable.”
“You know,” said Marriott confidentially, “he asked me in, but I told him it wasn’t good enough. I said that if he would consent to make his tea with water that wasn’t two degrees below lukewarm, and bring on his muffins cooked instead of raw, and supply some butter to eat with them, I might look him up now and then. Otherwise it couldn’t be done at the price. But what did he want you for, really?”
“He was ragging me about the House. Quite right, too. You know, there’s no doubt about it, Leicester’s does want bucking up.”
“We’re going to get the cricket cup,” said Marriott, for the defence.
“We may. If it wasn’t for the Houses in between. School House and Jephson’s especially. And anyhow, that’s not what I meant. The games are all right. It’s—”
“The moral je-ne-sais-quoi, so to speak,” said Marriott. “That’ll be all right. Wait till we get at ’em. What I want you to turn your great brain to now is this letter.”
He produced a letter from his pocket. “Don’t you bar chaps who show you their letters?” he said. “This was written by an aunt of mine. I don’t want to inflict the whole lot on you. Just look at line four. You see what she says: ‘A boy is coming to Mr. Leicester’s House this term, whom I particularly wish you to befriend. He is the son of a great friend of a friend of mine, and is a nice, bright little fellow, very jolly and full of spirits.’ ”
“That means,” interpolated Gethryn grimly, “that he is up to the eyes in pure, undiluted cheek, and will want kicking after every meal and before retiring to rest. Go on.”
“His name is—”
“Well?”
“That’s the point. At this point the manuscript becomes absolutely illegible. I have conjectured Percy for the first name. It may be Richard, but I’ll plunge on Percy. It’s the surname that stumps me. Personally, I think it’s MacCow, though I trust it isn’t, for the kid’s sake. I showed the letter to my brother, the one who’s at Oxford. He swore it was Watson, but, on being pressed, hedged with Sandys. You may as well contribute your little bit. What do you make of it?”
Gethryn scrutinized the document with care.
“She begins with a D. You can see that.”
“Well?”
“Next letter a or u. I see. Of course. It’s Duncan.”
“Think so?” said Marriott doubtfully. “Well, let’s go and ask the matron if she knows anything about him.”
“Miss Jones,” he said, when they had reached the House, “have you on your list of new boys a sportsman of the name of MacCow or Watson? I am also prepared to accept Sandys or Duncan. The Christian name is either Richard or Percy. There, that gives you a fairly wide field to choose from.”
“There’s a P. V. Wilson on the list,” said the matron, after an inspection of that document.
“That must be the man,” said Marriott. “Thanks very much. I suppose he hasn’t arrived yet?”
“No, not yet. You two are the only ones so far.”
“Oh! Well, I suppose I shall have to see him when he does come. I’ll come down for him later on.”
They strolled out on to the field again.
“In re the proposed bucking-up of the House,” said Marriott, “it’ll be rather a big job.”
“Rather. I should think so. We ought to have a most fearfully sporting time. It’s got to be done. The Old Man talked to me like several fathers.”
“What did he say?”
“Oh, heaps of things.”
“I know. Did he mention amongst other things that Reynolds was the worst idiot on the face of this so-called world?”
“Something of the sort.”
“So I should think. The late Reynolds was a perfect specimen of the gelatine-backboned worm. That’s not my own, but it’s the only description of him that really suits. Monk and Danvers and the mob in general used to do what they liked with him. Talking of Monk, when you embark on your tour of moral agitation, I should advise you to start with him.”
“Yes. And Danvers. There isn’t much to choose between them. It’s a pity they’re both such good bats. When you see a chap putting them through the slips like Monk does, you can’t help thinking there must be something in him.”
“So there is,” said Marriott, “and it’s all bad. I bar the man. He’s slimy. It’s the only word for him. And he uses scent by the gallon. Thank goodness this is his last term.”
“Is it really? I never heard that.”
“Yes. He and Danvers are both leaving. Monk’s going to Heidelberg to study German, and Danvers is going into his pater’s business in the City. I got that from Waterford.”
“Waterford is another beast,” said Gethryn thoughtfully. “I suppose he’s not leaving by any chance?”
“Not that I know of. But he’ll be nothing without Monk and Danvers. He’s simply a sort of bottle-washer to the firm. When they go he’ll collapse. Let’s
