“And they’ll get it,” said Gethryn. “If Monk gives me any of his beastly cheek, I’ll knock his head off.”
But in spite of the consolation which such a prospect afforded him, he did not look forward with pleasure to the next day, when he would have to meet Norris and the rest. It would have been bad in any case. He did not care to think what would happen when he refused to offer the slightest explanation.
X
In Which a Case Is Fully Discussed
Gethryn was right in thinking that the interviews would be unpleasant. They increased in unpleasantness in arithmetical progression, until they culminated finally in a terrific encounter with the justly outraged Norris.
Reece was the first person to institute inquiries, and if everybody had resembled him, matters would not have been so bad for Gethryn. Reece possessed a perfect genius for minding his own business. The dialogue when they met was brief.
“Hullo,” said Reece.
“Hullo,” said the Bishop.
“Where did you get to yesterday?” said Reece.
“Oh, I had to go somewhere,” said the Bishop vaguely.
“Oh? Pity. Wasn’t a bad match.” And that was all the comment Reece made on the situation.
Gethryn went over to the chapel that morning with an empty sinking feeling inside him. He was quite determined to offer no single word of explanation, and he felt that that made the prospect all the worse. There was a vast uncertainty in his mind as to what was going to happen. Nobody could actually do anything to him, of course. It would have been a decided relief to him if anybody had tried that line of action, for moments occur when the only thing that can adequately soothe the wounded spirit, is to hit straight from the shoulder at someone. The punching-ball is often found useful under these circumstances. As he was passing Jephson’s House he nearly ran into somebody who was coming out.
“Be firm, my moral pecker,” thought Gethryn, and braced himself up for conflict.
“Well, Gethryn?” said Mr. Jephson.
The question “Well?” especially when addressed by a master to a boy, is one of the few questions to which there is literally no answer. You can look sheepish, you can look defiant, or you can look surprised according to the state of your conscience. But anything in the way of verbal response is impossible.
Gethryn attempted no verbal response.
“Well, Gethryn,” went on Mr. Jephson, “was it pleasant up the river yesterday?”
Mr. Jephson always preferred the rapier of sarcasm to the bludgeon of abuse.
“Yes, sir,” said Gethryn, “very pleasant.” He did not mean to be massacred without a struggle.
“What!” cried Mr. Jephson. “You actually mean to say that you did go up the river?”
“No, sir.”
“Then what do you mean?”
“It is always pleasant up the river on a fine day,” said Gethryn.
His opponent, to use a metaphor suitable to a cricket master, changed his action. He abandoned sarcasm and condescended to direct inquiry.
“Where were you yesterday afternoon?” he said.
The Bishop, like Mr. Hurry Bungsho Jabberjee, B.A., became at once the silent tomb.
“Did you hear what I said, Gethryn?” (icily). “Where were you yesterday afternoon?”
“I can’t say, sir.”
These words may convey two meanings. They may imply ignorance, in which case the speaker should be led gently off to the nearest asylum. Or they may imply obstinacy. Mr. Jephson decided that in the present case obstinacy lay at the root of the matter. He became icier than ever.
“Very well, Gethryn,” he said, “I shall report this to the Headmaster.”
And Gethryn, feeling that the conference was at an end, proceeded on his way.
After chapel there was Norris to be handled. Norris had been rather late for chapel that morning, and had no opportunity of speaking to the Bishop. But after the service was over, and the School streamed out of the building towards their respective houses, he waylaid him at the door, and demanded an explanation. The Bishop refused to give one. Norris, whose temper never had a chance of reaching its accustomed tranquillity until he had consumed some breakfast—he hated early morning chapel—raved. The Bishop was worried, but firm.
“Then you mean to say—you don’t mean to say—I mean, you don’t intend to explain?” said Norris finally, working round for the twentieth time to his original text.
“I can’t explain.”
“You won’t, you mean.”
“Yes. I’ll apologize if you like, but I won’t explain.”
Norris felt the strain was becoming too much for him.
“Apologize!” he moaned, addressing circumambient space. “Apologize! A man cuts off in the middle of the M.C.C. match, loses us the game, and then comes back and offers to apologize.”
“The offer’s withdrawn,” put in Gethryn. “Apologies and explanations are both off.” It was hopeless to try and be conciliatory under the circumstances. They did not admit of it.
Norris glared.
“I suppose,” he said, “you don’t expect to go on playing for the First after this? We can’t keep a place open for you in the team on the off chance of your not having a previous engagement, you know.”
“That’s your affair,” said the Bishop, “you’re captain. Have you finished your address? Is there anything else you’d like to say?”
Norris considered, and, as he went in at Jephson’s gate, wound up with this Parthian shaft—
“All I can say is that you’re not fit to be at a public school. They ought to sack a chap for doing that sort of thing. If you’ll take my advice, you’ll leave.”
About two hours afterwards Gethryn discovered a suitable retort, but, coming to the conclusion that better late than never does not apply to repartees, refrained from speaking it.
It was Mr. Jephson’s usual custom to sally out after supper on Sunday evenings to smoke a pipe (or several pipes) with one of the other Housemasters. On this particular evening he made for Robertson’s, which was one of the four Houses on the opposite side of the School grounds. He could hardly have selected a better man to
