“He has blown his brains out. That is all.”
“How terribly shocking!”
“Yes; it shocked us all at first. We are used to it now.”
“And the business?”
“That had gone to the dogs. They say at least that his share of it had done so.”
“And he was ruined?”
“They say so. That is, Musselboro says so, and Mrs. Van Siever.”
“And what do you say, Conway?”
“The less I say the better. I have my hopes—only you’re such a talkative fellow, one can’t trust you.”
“I never told any secret of yours, old fellow.”
“Well;—the fact is, I have an idea that something may be saved for the poor woman. I think that they are wronging her. Of course all I can do is to put the matter into a lawyer’s hands, and pay the lawyer’s bill. So I went to your cousin, and he has taken the case up. I hope he won’t ruin me.”
“Then I suppose you are quarrelling with Mrs. Van?”
“That doesn’t matter. She has quarrelled with me.”
“And what about Jael, Conway? They tell me that Jael is going to become Mrs. Musselboro.”
“Who has told you that?”
“A bird.”
“Yes; I know who the bird is. I don’t think that Jael will become Mrs. Musselboro. I don’t think that Jael would become Mrs. Musselboro, if Jael were the only woman, and Musselboro the only man in London. To tell you a little bit of secret, Johnny, I think that Jael will become the wife of one Conway Dalrymple. That is my opinion; and as far as I can judge, it is the opinion of Jael also.”
“But not the opinion of Mrs. Van. The bird told me another thing, Conway.”
“What was the other thing?”
“The bird hinted that all this would end in your marrying the widow of that poor wretch who destroyed himself.”
“Johnny, my boy,” said the artist, after a moment’s silence, “if I give you a bit of advice, will you profit by it?”
“I’ll try, if it’s not disagreeable.”
“Whether you profit by it, or whether you do not, keep it to yourself. I know the bird better than you do, and I strongly caution you to beware of the bird. The bird is a bird of prey, and altogether an unclean bird. The bird wants a mate and doesn’t much care how she finds one. And the bird wants money, and doesn’t much care how she gets it. The bird is a decidedly bad bird, and not at all fit to take the place of domestic hen in a decent farmyard. In plain English, Johnny, you’ll find some day, if you go over too often to Porchester Terrace, either that you are going to marry the bird, or else that you are employing your cousin Toogood for your defence in an action for breach of promise, brought against you by that venerable old bird, the bird’s mamma.”
“If it’s to be either, it will be the latter,” said Johnny as he took up his hat to go away.
LXXVI
I Think He Is Light of Heart
Mrs. Arabin remained one day in town. Mr. Toogood, in spite of his asseveration that he would not budge from Barchester till he had seen Mr. Crawley through all his troubles, did run up to London as soon as the news reached him that John Eames had returned. He came up and took Mrs. Arabin’s deposition, which he sent down to Mr. Walker. It might still be necessary, Mrs. Arabin was told, that she should go into court, and there state on oath that she had given the cheque to Mr. Crawley; but Mr. Walker was of opinion that the circumstances would enable the judge to call upon the grand jury not to find a true bill against Mr. Crawley, and that the whole affair, as far as Mr. Crawley was concerned, would thus be brought to an end. Toogood was still very anxious to place Dan Stringer in the dock, but Mr. Walker declared that they would fail if they made the attempt. Dan had been examined before the magistrates at Barchester, and had persisted in his statement that he had heard nothing about Mr. Crawley and the cheque. This he said in the teeth of the words which had fallen from him unawares in the presence of Mr. Toogood. But they could not punish him for a lie—not even for such a lie as that! He was not upon oath, and they could not make him responsible to the law because he had held his tongue upon a matter as to which it was manifest to them all that he had known the whole history during the entire period of Mr. Crawley’s persecution. They could only call upon him to account for his possession of the cheque, and this he did by saying it had been paid to him by Jem Scuttle, who received all moneys appertaining to the hotel stables, and accounted for them once a week. Jem Scuttle had simply told him that he had taken the cheque from Mr. Soames, and Jem had since gone to New Zealand. It was quite true that Jem’s departure had followed suspiciously close upon the payment of the rent to Mrs. Arabin, and that Jem had been in close amity with Dan Stringer up to the moment of his departure. That Dan Stringer had not become honestly possessed of the cheque, everybody knew; but, nevertheless, the magistrates were of opinion, Mr. Walker coinciding with them, that there was no evidence against him sufficient to secure a conviction. The story, however, of Mr. Crawley’s injuries was so well known in Barchester, and the feeling against the man who had permitted him to be thus injured was so strong, that Dan Stringer did not altogether escape without punishment. Some rough spirits in Barchester called one night at The Dragon of Wantly, and begged that Mr. Dan Stringer would be kind enough to come out and take a walk with them that evening; and
