“ ‘No, sir,’ I said and down went my heart sliding into my boots, just as the time had come to summon up all my cheek. There’s nothing meaner in the world than a piece of impudence that isn’t carried off well. For fear of appearing shamefaced I started about it so free and easy as almost to frighten myself. He listened for a while looking at my face with surprise and curiosity and then held up his hand. I was glad enough to shut up, I can tell you.
“ ‘Well, you are a cool hand,’ says he. ‘And that friend of yours too. He pestered me coming here every day for a fortnight till a captain I’m acquainted with was good enough to give him a berth. And no sooner he’s provided for than he turns you on. You youngsters don’t seem to mind whom you get into trouble.’
“It was my turn now to stare with surprise and curiosity. He hadn’t been talking loud but he lowered his voice still more.
“ ‘Don’t you know it’s illegal?’
“I wondered what he was driving at till I remembered that procuring a berth for a sailor is a penal offence under the Act. That clause was directed of course against the swindling practices of the boardinghouse crimps. It had never struck me it would apply to everybody alike no matter what the motive, because I believed then that people on shore did their work with care and foresight.
“I was confounded at the idea, but Mr. Powell made me soon see that an Act of Parliament hasn’t any sense of its own. It has only the sense that’s put into it; and that’s precious little sometimes. He didn’t mind helping a young man to a ship now and then, he said, but if we kept on coming constantly it would soon get about that he was doing it for money.
“ ‘A pretty thing that would be: the Senior Shipping-Master of the Port of London hauled up in a police court and fined fifty pounds,’ says he. ‘I’ve another four years to serve to get my pension. It could be made to look very black against me and don’t you make any mistake about it,’ he says.
“And all the time with one knee well up he went on swinging his other leg like a boy on a gate and looking at me very straight with his shining eyes. I was confounded I tell you. It made me sick to hear him imply that somebody would make a report against him.
“ ‘Oh!’ I asked shocked, ‘who would think of such a scurvy trick, sir?’ I was half disgusted with him for having the mere notion of it.
“ ‘Who?’ says he, speaking very low. ‘Anybody. One of the office messengers maybe. I’ve risen to be the Senior of this office and we are all very good friends here, but don’t you think that my colleague that sits next to me wouldn’t like to go up to this desk by the window four years in advance of the regulation time? Or even one year for that matter. It’s human nature.’
“I could not help turning my head. The three fellows who had been skylarking when I came in were now talking together very soberly, and the long-necked chap was going on with his writing still. He seemed to me the most dangerous of the lot. I saw him sideface and his lips were set very tight. I had never looked at mankind in that light before. When one’s young human nature shocks one. But what startled me most was to see the door I had come through open slowly and give passage to a head in a uniform cap with a Board of Trade badge. It was that blamed old doorkeeper from the hall. He had run me to earth and meant to dig me out too. He walked up the office smirking craftily, cap in hand.
“ ‘What is it, Symons?’ asked Mr. Powell.
“ ‘I was only wondering where this ’ere gentleman ’ad gone to, sir. He slipped past me upstairs, sir.’
“I felt mighty uncomfortable.
“ ‘That’s all right, Symons. I know the gentleman,’ says Mr. Powell as serious as a judge.
“ ‘Very well, sir. Of course, sir. I saw the gentleman running races all by ’isself down ’ere, so I …’
“ ‘It’s all right I tell you,’ Mr. Powell cut him short with a wave of his hand; and, as the old fraud walked off at last, he raised his eyes to me. I did not know what to do: stay there, or clear out, or say that I was sorry.
“ ‘Let’s see,’ says he, ‘what did you tell me your name was?’
“Now, observe, I hadn’t given him my name at all and his question embarrassed me a bit. Somehow or other it didn’t seem proper for me to fling his own name at him as it were. So I merely pulled out my new certificate from my pocket and put it into his hand unfolded, so that he could read ‘Charles Powell’ written very plain on the parchment.
“He dropped his eyes on to it and after a while laid it quietly on the desk by his side. I didn’t know whether he meant to make any remark on this coincidence. Before he had time to say anything the glass door came open with a bang and a tall, active man rushed in with great strides. His face looked very red below his high silk hat. You could see at once he was the skipper of a big ship.
“Mr. Powell after telling me in an undertone to wait a little addressed him in a friendly way.
“ ‘I’ve been expecting you in every moment to fetch away your Articles, Captain. Here they are all ready for you.’ And turning to a pile of agreements lying at
