“I never saw little Fyne less solemn. He hissed through his teeth in unexpectedly figurative style that it would take a lot to persuade him to ‘push under the head of a poor devil of a girl quite sufficiently plucky’—and snorted. He was still gazing at the distant quarry, and I think he was affected by that sight. I assured him that I was far from advising him to do anything so cruel. I am convinced he had always doubted the soundness of my principles, because he turned on me swiftly as though he had been on the watch for a lapse from the straight path.
“ ‘Then what do you mean? That I should pretend!’
“ ‘No! What nonsense! It would be immoral. I may however tell you that if I had to make a choice I would rather do something immoral than something cruel. What I meant was that, not believing in the efficacy of the interference, the whole question is reduced to your consenting to do what your wife wishes you to do. That would be acting like a gentleman, surely. And acting unselfishly too, because I can very well understand how distasteful it may be to you. Generally speaking, an unselfish action is a moral action. I’ll tell you what. I’ll go with you.’
“He turned round and stared at me with surprise and suspicion. ‘You would go with me?’ he repeated.
“ ‘You don’t understand,’ I said, amused at the incredulous disgust of his tone. ‘I must run up to town, tomorrow morning. Let us go together. You have a set of travelling chessmen.’
“His physiognomy, contracted by a variety of emotions, relaxed to a certain extent at the idea of a game. I told him that as I had business at the Docks he should have my company to the very ship.
“ ‘We shall beguile the way to the wilds of the East by improving conversation,’ I encouraged him.
“ ‘My brother-in-law is staying at an hotel—the Eastern Hotel,’ he said, becoming sombre again. ‘I haven’t the slightest idea where it is.’
“ ‘I know the place. I shall leave you at the door with the comfortable conviction that you are doing what’s right since it pleases a lady and cannot do any harm to anybody whatever.’
“ ‘You think so? No harm to anybody?’ he repeated doubtfully.
“ ‘I assure you it’s not the slightest use,’ I said with all possible emphasis which seemed only to increase the solemn discontent of his expression.
“ ‘But in order that my going should be a perfectly candid proceeding I must first convince my wife that it isn’t the slightest use,’ he objected portentously.
“ ‘Oh, you casuist!’ I said. And I said nothing more because at that moment Mrs. Fyne stepped out into the porch. We rose together at her appearance. Her clear, colourless, unflinching glance enveloped us both critically. I sustained the chill smilingly, but Fyne stooped at once to release the dog. He was some time about it; then simultaneously with his recovery of upright position the animal passed at one bound from profoundest slumber into most tumultuous activity. Enveloped in the tornado of his inane scurryings and barkings I took Mrs. Fyne’s hand extended to me woodenly and bowed over it with deference. She walked down the path without a word; Fyne had preceded her and was waiting by the open gate. They passed out and walked up the road surrounded by a low cloud of dust raised by the dog gyrating madly about their two figures progressing side by side with rectitude and propriety, and (I don’t know why) looking to me as if they had annexed the whole countryside. Perhaps it was that they had impressed me somehow with the sense of their superiority. What superiority? Perhaps it consisted just in their limitations. It was obvious that neither of them had carried away a high opinion of me. But what affected me most was the indifference of the Fyne dog. He used to precipitate himself at full speed and with a frightful final upward spring upon my waistcoat, at least once at each of our meetings. He had neglected that ceremony this time notwithstanding my correct and even conventional conduct in offering him a cake; it seemed to me symbolic of my final separation from the Fyne household. And I remembered against him how on a certain day he had abandoned poor
