spring.
Someone needed to clue the army that there wouldn’t be spring as long as the sky only rained dust.
After three tries and three drops we were the last pair into the mess hall. Walter had never made it past rung two. He rubbed blistered palms. A few seated guys glanced up and snickered. We two huddled like lepers.
I stared across the tables while circulation revisited my extremities. Steam rose from pancakes, fried eggs, and bacon heaped on compartmented plastic trays. Bacon aroma made my saliva gush.
Lorenzen said, “Good. No SOS.”
“Huh?”
“No shit-on-a-shingle for breakfast. Creamed, chipped beef on toast. It’s supposed to be awful. My grandfather was a soldier, and he always complained about it. He won the Medal of Honor.”
“For eating it?”
Lorenzen grinned. “Good one, Jason.”
Yeah, it was. I smiled back and straightened up.
The next few training days blurred into a muck of cold, sweat, and exhaustion. Instruction consisted of crap like drill and ceremony and how to boil water so you didn’t get sick. The only thing halfway interesting was a demonstration of plastic explosive that scared me nuts. Explosives terrified me since I was ten, when Arnold Rudawitz blew off his fingernail with a Fourth of July cherry bomb. They said we’d have to throw a live grenade before we graduated. I’d have to get sick that day.
Rifles I liked, though. We got M-16s a couple weeks later. Ancient but deadly.
In the classroom building they lay on tables atop cloths stenciled with outlines of their various components. First the army teaches you how to take your weapon apart and put it together and clean it and care for it like it was your puppy. Then they teach you how to kill with it.
We stood at attention, each man behind his chair and his weapon, the whole four-platoon company.
Excitement was palpable. It’s not that males want to kill living things with guns. It’s that hosing down targets with a ‘16 on full auto is the ultimate extension of writing your name in the snow with urine.
Captain Jacowicz, the company commander, mounted the room’s foot-high stage. There was the usual preclass bullshit as each platoon demonstrated bloodthirsty esprit de corps by chanting some doggerel about how much more excellent they were than every other platoon in the entire army. Third Platoon growled “WETSU! WETSU!” Short for “We Eat This Shit Up.” Then silence.
“Take seats !”
A brief symphony of metal chair legs scraping floorboards as we sat was followed by more silence. Hands folded, we looked up. Not a few fingertips brushed the rifle in front of them.
“Gentlemen,” Jacowicz began by addressing our cluster of teenage nose-pickers with that obvious he. “The war is going well.” Jacowicz’s tight lips said it was going poorly, indeed. Not that any of us had time or spirit to care. Life’s victories were squeezing out an extra sleep hour or a hot shower.
Without personal communicators, not even TVs, we knew about the outside world only what the guys who got mail passed along. The word was the converted-shuttle Interceptors were flying and knocking aside Projectiles, but still imperfectly. Imperfectly meant people were dying by the millions. I wondered if Metzger was among the pilots. And if Projectiles shot back.
Captain Jacowicz cleared his throat. We rarely saw him, except watching training from a distance, arms folded. He was hardly older than we were. A West Pointer, they said. His fatigues were even more razor-creased than Ord’s, if that was possible, his chin shaved even shinier. He wore no Combat Infantryman’s Badge. Even among the drills, only Ord had seen combat.
He had spoken to us in this classroom once before, lecturing that the Geneva Convention banned mistreating prisoners. Considering any potential enemy prisoner was half a billion miles away, I slept through most of it.
“Today your training enters a dangerous and challenging phase. This company has never experienced a range casualty. With care and attention, that is a record we will all preserve. Lights!” He stood aside as the lights dimmed and a flatscreen hushed down out of the ceiling. The title of today’s after-lunch epic faded in on-screen, “Introduction to Firearm Safety.”
Nobody could train on six hours of sleep that were really four. So everybody napped every time the lights dropped for a holo or a video. The drills had to know it. And since the Russian coal had arrived, the classroom buildings were sweatboxes. Lunch stew rolled in my stomach like a bowling ball. My eyelids drooped.
Our uniforms were so old-fashioned that they had pin-on collar brass. The stay-awake trick was as soon as you felt drowsy you undid the pin, reversed it, and held it under your chin with a thumb. When you drifted off, your head nodded and you got a wake-up call and lost only a little blood. It was a stupid ritual, but you had to do it because there was hell to pay if a drill caught you asleep.
I was fumbling to get my collar pin pointed against my chin. I swear I was.
Crash.
My head rested on the jigsaw-puzzle rifle cloth in a drool puddle. My M-16 spun on the floor.
“Soldier!” The lights flashed on, and the captain stood over me.
I popped to attention. “Sir!”
“Firearm safety bores you?”
“Sir, no sir!”
“You disrespect your weapon?”
“Sir, no sir!”
“Then pick it up!”
I did. Godammit. Everybody slept during the flicks.
“Sergeant Ord!” Jacowicz snapped.
The Great One appeared alongside, a statue at attention.
“Trainee,” the captain peered at my name patch, ”Wander is Third Platoon?“
“Yes, sir.”
I supposed there was nothing a drill sergeant liked better than having one of his own fuck up in front of the commanding officer.
“See that Third Platoon learns to appreciate its weapons.” Captain Jacowicz spun an about-face that did West Point proud, remounted the stage, and the flick resumed. I stayed awake.
That night after chow we broke down, cleaned, and reassembled our M-16s six times before we returned them to the company armorer. In addition to policing barracks, shining boots, and the usual bullshit. Drill Sergeant Ord left us four glorious sleep hours by generously extending lights until midnight.
Lights went out, Ord closed his office door, and disappeared. My forty-nine roommates lay silent until somebody hissed, “Wander, you fuckhead! You should be shot!”
I waited in vain for the expression of an opposing view.
Four hours from now we would wake and march out to the range, where every one of these guys would be armed with an assault rifle loaded with live ammunition.
Chapter Six
The next day began ordinarily enough.
“The girl I marry she must be…” Trainee Sparrow stood six-six and weighed 160 pounds without his pack. But Ord had designated him to count cadence because he sang like the black choirboy he had been.
“Airborne, Ranger, Infantry!” Third Platoon sang back as we marched rangeward, rifles slung, in the gray morning. In the name of equal misery, women had served in the combat branches—Infantry, Armor, Field Artillery—for decades, even though they trained separately. But still the lyric seemed mythic. Actually, women seemed mythic.
I envisioned Metzger lounging poolside in trunks and a star pilot’s scarf while twin blondes—no, one blonde, one brunette—ministered to his blistered trigger finger, suffered while he zoomed through outer space, saving millions of lives weekly. Here at Indiantown Gap, my idea of living large was seconds on something the army called apple cobbler.
