legislature is considering allowing people to carry concealed weapons? Well, they are. If they go ahead with it, I’m going to get one for Sally, my wife, to keep in her purse. As you know, I work long hours.”
“Yes, I’m aware of that,” I answered, impressed at his approach, wondering if I was supposed to play a more active role in this charade.
“So, what kind of gun do you have?” he asked.
“A Browning nine-millimeter.”
“Do you like it?”
“Yes. Part of it is that it was my father’s. Sentimental attachment, if you will. But it fires straight, and it’s comfortable in my hand.”
“Any chance I could borrow it for a look-see?”
“You bet,” I said, not smiling, playing it straight.
“Would you get it now and bring it to my office?”
“Sure.”
I confirmed that I’d drop it off within an hour or so.
“When you report in after checking your safe, call the police station, not Alverez’s cell phone, okay?”
“Okay,” I said.
“Don’t ask for him. Just leave a message. All right?”
“Sure.”
“And if anything is missing,” Max said, “call me instead.”
I agreed, and thanked him for everything.
We got in our separate cars and Max waved that I should go first. I drove slowly along the coast. The sun was trying to come out from behind thick clouds, and the ocean glinted gold when it succeeded. Behind me, I saw Max signal and turn off toward the interstate, presumably to return to his office. I stayed on the back roads and got to my house just after one.
It was odd being home during work hours. The sun was brighter here, away from the coast. I ran up the narrow stairs, found the gun, and slipped it into a canvas tote bag. Half an hour later, I watched as Max put the Browning in an envelope, labeled and signed it, sealed it with heavy clear tape, and placed it in his safe.
It was a relief to get to back to work. Gretchen was in the office, her red hair glistening in the now-bright sun that slanted through the oversized window near her desk.
After greeting her, I asked, “Anything going on that I should know about?”
“Nope. Everything’s under control.”
“You are so good,” I said, meaning it.
“Thanks, but it’s not just me. It’s all of us. Any word about the Renoir?”
“Nothing definitive,” I answered. “I know this is a crazy question, but… what size shoes do you wear?”
“I wear an eight. Why?”
“It’s a long story. Another time, okay?”
“Okay,” she said, implying with her tone that she was willing to placate me.
“Where is everyone?” I asked.
“Sasha’s at the preview. I just spoke to her and she said it’s slowed down some. Eric and the temps are almost done setting up the glassware. I think he said art prints would be next.”
I nodded. “Sounds good. I’m going to run up to my office for a sec, then I’ll be around and about. Have you eaten?”
“Yeah. Sasha and I traded off lunch breaks.”
“Order me a pizza, will you? I’m starved.”
“Anything else?”
“Not now. Thanks.”
Upstairs, I dialed the combination of my floor safe and saw that everything was intact. I sat at my desk for a moment to call in to Chief Alverez, as promised. I got Cathy, the big blonde, who noted my message without apparent interest. I could picture her writing on a pink While You Were Out pad.
I opened a bottle of water from the case I kept in my office and leaned back with my eyes closed, my determination to take charge allowing me to relax in spite of the ever-present fear.
“Oh, jeez,” I said, sitting up with a start, realizing that I could begin my independent research right away, “I never checked.”
As I turned toward my computer, Gretchen called to tell me that the pizza had arrived. Hunger overpowered curiosity, and I headed downstairs to eat.
Entering the front office, I was so intent on my own thoughts, I was only vaguely aware of Gretchen. It had just occurred to me that previously I’d searched an Interpol site to see if the Renoir had been listed on the official law enforcement site as stolen. But I’d never searched for information about the painting itself. I brought up a browser and entered the painting’s title and the artist’s name.
“Can I help you with anything?” Gretchen asked.
I considered telling her. Gretchen was plenty loyal, but she was young and social. She told me once, just after she started working for me, that she loved gossip. She laughed when she said it, as if it was a rather charming quality, girlie and cute.
She didn’t exaggerate. Gossip was more than a hobby. It was almost an obsession. She spent every lunch hour at her desk, nibbling on a salad, surfing celebrity gossip Web sites, except once a week, when the trashy tabloid newspapers hit the stores. On that day, she’d dash out to pick up copies and read them, too.
About a year after she started, she pointed to a photograph on the front page of one of the tabloids. A baby, apparently a movie star’s newborn, appeared to weigh almost twenty pounds.
“Isn’t that awful?” she asked.
I looked at the trick photo. It was awful.
“Yeah,” I agreed. “How do you think they did it?”
“Oh, you mean the photo? No, no. It’s real. The baby’s size is a deformity, a rare side effect of a medication his wife took while she was pregnant. Isn’t it horrible?”
I looked at her, gauging her level of credulity, and concluded that it was high. She thought the oversized baby was real. If I asked her why no other media mentioned the abnormality, probably she’d whisper that it was a conspiracy funded by the pharmaceutical industry.
I didn’t want to get roped in, so I smiled vaguely, and said, “You never know, do you? I’m off to the Finklesteins’. I should be back by two.” And I left before she could tell me anything else she’d discovered in the gossip columns.
I didn’t understand her enthusiasm at all, but knew enough not to judge. My mother had been a closet tabloid reader, lingering at grocery store checkout racks to sneak quick reads. It wasn’t something we discussed openly, but my father and I would often exchange knowing looks as we pretended to be occupied in another part of the store to give my mother time to finish a story.
Toward the end, when my mother became bedridden, my father bought a copy of every gossip newspaper, true-confession magazine, and scandal sheet he could get his hands on, and their pictures and stories helped ease my mother’s pain.
Still, Gretchen’s love of gossip didn’t inspire confidence that she knew the value of discretion, so I decided to keep my own counsel. If nothing else, she was young, and discretion generally wasn’t a virtue of youth.
“No, I’m fine,” I answered.
“Sure?”
“Thanks. I’m okay.”
“Then I’m going to go see if I can do anything for Eric, all right?”
“Good,” I answered absent-mindedly.
I clicked the Search Now button, and in seconds got eighty-nine hits, mostly art museums, poster shops, and reference sites, like encyclopedias and university art history departments. But one site was unique. Hardly able to believe my eyes, I clicked on a link to a site claiming to track art stolen by the Nazis before and during World War II.
While I read, I ate two pieces of pizza without tasting either one. According to the Switzerland-based
