“Yes,” I said slowly.
He slapped his thigh. “I win the bet,” he said. “The others said, no, it was too well hidden, and I said, fuck, if it’s sitting right in the open, who’s going to believe that it wasn’t found when the place was torn apart? You get what I’m saying?”
“Yes.”
“But my other question is, what the fuck are you doing, walking around? Why didn’t the cops arrest you?”
“They didn’t buy it,” I said.
He banged the steering wheel with his fist. “Shit.”
“Why’d you do that? Plant cocaine in my house?”
He shook his head angrily for a moment, then became almost philosophical. “Honestly? The coke thing was kind of an afterthought. Mainly, we just wanted you out of town for a while, get you out of the way. Buy us some time, maybe your kid would show up while you were gone. Be a lot easier to deal with her with no daddy to run home to.”
He smiled to himself. “But once you were gone, I had what you might call an inspiration. Figured, tear your house apart, plant some coke. I thought, hey, once you came back, you’d have a whole ’nother shitload of problems to deal with, including having to explain to the cops how it got there.”
The anger returned. “Fucking stupid cops! Laid it all out for them. House torn apart like somebody was looking for something, the cops find the coke, they start leaning on you. It’s simple. I can’t believe they’re so fucking stupid!”
“If they’d bought it, wouldn’t that have made them stupid?” I asked.
“That just really pisses me off. I was in a good mood up to now.”
“Why’d you want me out of the way, for the police to arrest me? What have I done to you?”
Another glance. “You just won’t quit. Going here and there, bugging the shit out of everybody, looking for your kid. You’re a fucking problem waiting to happen. A goddamn liability.” He banged the steering wheel again. Then, “Did you happen to find a phone, by the way? It might have slipped out of somebody’s pocket.”
“Yeah,” I said.
Eric chortled. “Well, no biggie. We got no fucking use for it anymore.”
Eric guided the Civic onto the ramp for the eastbound Merritt Parkway. “Let’s see what this baby’ll do,” he said, downshifting, hitting the gas, and merging into traffic. “How much one of these run?”
I was still blotting my nose, thinking.
Eric glanced over. “You know what? I bet I know what’s on your mind.”
I just looked at him.
“Why hasn’t your daughter gotten in touch with you? Or even the cops? Am I right?”
After a moment, I said, “Maybe.”
“Fact is, I don’t think your daughter’s got much to gain by talking to the cops.”
“What do you mean?”
“You ask me, smartest thing she could do is pretend none of this ever happened.”
“I don’t understand.”
“I’m sure you don’t.”
“What do you want with my daughter? What’s she done?”
“She’s not the little angel you think she is, that’s for fucking sure.”
I wasn’t sure I wanted to know. But I had to.
“What’s she done?” I asked. “She stolen something from you?”
“Oh, Timmy, if only it was that,” Eric said. “Don’t you think, if all she’d done was take something from us, she might have gotten in touch with you?”
I didn’t say anything.
“I mean, she’s got to be scared shitless and all. That’s part of it. But my theory is, she’s just ashamed.”
I blotted up some more blood. Neither of us said anything for about a mile.
It was Eric who broke the silence. “I think we’ll take the next exit, find us a nice place in the woods to continue our discussion. Fact is, I had another one of those inspirational moments when I was on my way to see you today, about what to do if you didn’t know where your girl was, which clearly you do not. I thought to myself, what if we had some sort of an event that would make her want to come home. Then we don’t even have to look for her. We just wait for her to show up. You get what I’m saying?”
“No,” I said.
“You ever read that book?” he asked. “The one where they talk about trusting your gut instinct? How going with the idea that just comes to you is usually a better plan than the one that you think over for months and months? You ever read that book?”
“Yeah,” I said. “I read that book.”
“Well, that was what I had before we left. One of those ‘Aha!’ moments. Sometimes, you know, the simplest ideas are the best ones.”
“I still don’t know what you’re talking about,” I said.
Eric grinned and tossed his cigarette out the window. “Well, if you were a little girl on the run, wouldn’t you come home for your daddy’s funeral?”
The next exit would take me to my execution. Eric Downes was going to take that gun out of his jacket and kill me in the woods.
I didn’t, at that moment, see a lot of options, save one.
I yanked up on the emergency brake.
“Shiiitttt!” Eric screamed as the car suddenly decelerated and lurched toward the shoulder. He threw both hands back onto the wheel as a car coming up from behind laid on the horn and swerved past, narrowly missing the back end of the Civic.
As Eric’s hands went to the wheel I unbuckled my seat belt with one hand, threw open the passenger door with the other, and catapulted myself out of the car.
We probably weren’t going much more than five or ten miles per hour at that point, but jumping out of a car at any speed is an insane thing to try. Except, perhaps, when the guy behind the wheel is getting ready to shoot you.
I tried to maintain my balance as I hit the gravel, but I lost my footing on the loose stones and did a simultaneous tumble and spin, something that might have earned me a 7.2 in Olympic skating, right into the tall grasses beyond the shoulder. I rolled twice, then raised myself on my knees, gave my head a quick shake in a bid to get my bearings, and saw that the Civic had come to a stop on the shoulder about thirty yards up the highway.
Horns blared from several other cars speeding past. One driver stuck his middle finger out through the sunroof.
The driver’s door flew open and Eric jumped out of the Civic, gun in hand. He ran to the back of the car, scanning the side of the road, but I’d thrown myself onto the ground, flattened myself out. I could just make out Eric between the blades, but felt relatively sure he could not see me.
Now Eric was glancing at the traffic, and you could see the wheels turning. Motorists see a guy at the side of the road waving a gun, someone’s going to pick up their cell and make a call.
He knew he had to get out of there. There wasn’t time to hunt me down.
He ran around to the other side of the car, slammed the passenger door shut, then got in the driver’s seat. The car took off, kicking up gravel as it swerved onto the pavement.
I stood up and brushed myself off. Maybe, because my nose still hurt so much, I didn’t notice all the other aches and pains that come from jumping out of a moving automobile.
I got out my cell phone and called the dealership. “Andy in Sales,” I said when someone picked up.
A moment later, “Andy Hertz.”
