boiling-hot lentils from his tunic neck, he was dangerous.
I was in deep trouble. Every move I made brought me closer to asphyxiation. I pushed the heel of one hand beneath the wide man's chin, forcing his head back as far as possible. He pulled a face like a demonic mask, but continued to crush me. My other arm seemed useless; he had badly mauled it. I started losing consciousness.
Then I was aware of other people rushing up the stairs outside. Helena was crying out for help. I heard tramping feet. Suddenly something flew through the air to fasten itself on the great arm that was crushing my head. The wide man yelled and tried to shake himself free; I slid to the floor. My saviour was Nux, her jaws clamped on my attacker, though she still growled loudly.
The room filled up with shrieking women. The small man dropped the knife; I grabbed it. I lurched to my feet. Without waiting, I plunged my knife into the side of the wide man's neck. It was a poor blow. There was no time to aim, and he was too large to stop with one stab wound anyway. But it hurt. The blood gushed – always worrying.
`You're dead!' I snarled (though I doubted it). He brushed at the cut like a man swatting wine flies one- handed, because the dog Nux was still hanging on to his other arm with rigidly clenched jaws. The more he hurled her about, the more fiercely the creature clung on.
A boy slipped through the crush – my nephew Marius. He leapt for the balcony and let out a piercing whistle. `Up here, officers – and be quick!' He was apparently calling down to a troop of vigiles.
It was all too much. A landing full of extra witnesses – my mother, sister Maia, and Marius – was unwelcome- even to our visitors. There was no space for beating anyone up properly. And now Marius had summoned further help. The two of them decided that if the vigiles were coming up they had better rush down. With a mighty effort, the wide one forced the dog's jaws apart and flung her to the floor.
`Be wise, idiot!' he shouted at me. Then both men took a run for the door (chased by the little dog, barking ferociously). They barged past Ma and Maia, and thundered downstairs.
Porcius grabbed the dog by its neck fur and dragged her in as he slammed the door. Nux flung herself against it, still trying to chase the villains. Now tearful, Marius threw himself on me. `There, there! They've gone now, Marius.'
`When they reach ground level they'll realise I was whistling at thin air.'
When they reached ground level they would be exhausted. One was covered in blood, even if his wounds were far from fatal. The other was quite seriously scalded. `Trust me, they've gone. You were a brave boy.'
`They'll be back,' commented Ma.
`Not tonight.'
We took precautions, then we men started clearing up while the women exclaimed over the incident. I thanked the recruit for his help. `You're a bright lad, Porcius! Where did Petro discover you?'
`I was a cold-meat-seller's-son.'
`Wanted to clean up society?'
`Wanted to get away from pickled brains!'
Helena had brought in the baby from his refuge on the balcony. She passed him to me; I jiggled him comfortingly, using one arm, though I soon handed him to Ma, for reasons of my own. As his screaming subsided, I watched Helena anxiously. Her face was white, but she seemed calm as she swept her hair up tidily and refixed two side combs just above her ears. We two would talk after the rest had left.
As I felt my body surreptitiously, checking for permanent damage, I noticed Ma staring at Helena. There was nothing to suggest Helena was feeling bilious, but Ma's face tightened. Sometimes she piped up at once when she recognised a secret; sometimes it pleased her more to keep quiet. I winked at Helena. Ma said nothing. She didn't know we knew she knew.
Helena looked around the disordered room. Catching her eye, the little dog leapt straight into her arms, licking her frantically. As a jumper it could have won a crown at the Olympic Games.
`I am not adopting a dog,' I tried instructing them both sternly.
Helena still clutched the mad bundle of fur. The dog was full of life. Well, she was now she saw a chance of worming her way into a cosy home. `Of course not,' Ma said, finding a space to sit down and recover. `But the dog seems to have adopted you!'
`Maybe you could train her to guard your clothes at the baths,' suggested Porcius. `We get a lot of theft., It can be very embarrassing to come out naked and find your tunic's gone.'
`Nobody pinches old rags like the tunics I wear!'
Ma and Maia were fussing over Marius. Glad to have someone even younger to look down on, Porcius chucked his chin. `You're a quick thinker, Marius! If your uncle's still in this business when you grow up, you could make him a fine assistant.'
`I'm going to teach rhetoric,' insisted Marius. `I'm grooming my brother to work with our uncle.'
`Ancus?' I laughed at the way I was being set up. `Will he be any good?'
`He's useless,' Marius said.
Life's a basket of eggs; I invariably pick out the one that's cracked.
Ma and Maia had arrived at a lucky moment, but now I had time to think about it I knew there must be a reason, one I didn't like. `Thanks for interrupting the festivities, but what brought you? Don't tell me Tertulla's still lost?' They nodded, looking grim. Maia reminded me I had promised to organise a search party, and gave me the fabulous news that most of my brothers-in-law, a crass gang of idlers and idiots – would be turning up shortly to assist. I groaned. `Look, she's always running off. I've got enough on at the moment. Does a naughty child call for all this fuss?'
`She's seven years old,' Maia rebuked me. In silence we all thought about the brutal assaults that could be inflicted on a child. `Something's happened.' Mother pursed her lips. `If you can't help us, perhaps you can suggest what the rest of us can do?' `I'll help!' I snarled.
`Oh you're busy. We don't want to trouble you!' `I said I'll help!'
Porcius looked curious. `Is this something for the vigiles?' `Missing child.'
`We've had lot of those lately.'
`Do they turn up?' I asked.
`They seem to. The parents arrive in hysterics demanding house-to-house investigations, then they come in again looking sheepish, and saying the little one was just at Auntie's, or out looking for excitement…'That would have sorted the issue, had he not gone on to report, `Petro did think there might be a pattern, but we've never had time to look into it.'
I said, `Anyone who kidnaps Tertulla will hand her back pretty quick.'
`Don't joke,' retorted Helena, beating Maia to it by half a breath.
Sighing, I promised to draw up a regular plan for searching. To start with, Helena and my sister could prepare a description for the vigiles. We might as well involve the patrols.
I would have showed more enthusiasm, but I was trying to hide the fact I was in pain and next to panicking myself. My left arm still hung limp. I was afraid I had suffered permanent harm from the wide man. Porcius finally noticed my distracted air. `Oh Falco! You've been nadgered – something's up with your collarbone.'
I raised an eyebrow. That was still working anyway. `You a medical man?'
Porcius said, `Recognising damage was the first part of our training in the vigiles.'
Helena was upset, mostly because she herself had failed to notice my disablement. Porcius told her he would fetch Scythax, the cohort doctor, to look at me. Suddenly I was being treated like an invalid. When Helena went into the bedroom for a blanket to wrap me in, I told Porcius in a low voice that we ought to have followed the intruders and tried to discover who they were.
Porcius looked dismayed, but then he smiled. He was tall, well built in a youthful way, and had a rosy glow beneath his outdoor tan. Helping out in the fight, he seemed to have gained confidence. `I think I know who they were,' he assured me. `I haven't met them before, but I bet those two were the Miller and Little Icarus.'
I was right. I had offended someone – someone I should have left alone. The problem with Tertulla might have to wait. This was far more serious.
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