the men you have named saw your master this morning! What can you tell me about that?' Euschemon looked shifty. `Don't mess me about,' I warned.
`We were reviewing our future publication lists.'
`It was planned? They had appointments?'
`Informally. Chrysippus did business in the Greek way -` a casual meeting, a friendly chat about family matters, politics, the social news. Then he would come to the matter in hand, almost as an afterthought. People would have known he wanted to see them, and they would have dropped in at the house.'
'So which of them likes nettle flan?'
`What?'
`Nothing. Any of these fellows have a black mark by their names?' Euschemon looked puzzled. `Which of them, had you decided, was about to be dropped from your catalogue?'
`None.'
`No problems at all with them?'
`Oh, with authors there will always be problems! They will be only too happy to grumble. You ask them, Falco. One or two needed encouragement, let's say. Chrysippus will have handled it tactfully.'
`Do as I tell you, or the bread supply is cut off?'
'Please don't be crude.'
`This may seem cruder: could a disgruntled author have shoved a scroll rod up his patron's nose?'
Euschemon went rigid. `I prefer to believe we are patrons to men of refinement.'
`If you believe that, you are deluding yourself, my friend.'
`If Chrysippus was planning changes, he had not told me. As his manager, I waited to hear what he wanted.'
`Did you have different critical standards?' I guessed.
`Different tastes sometimes.' Euschemon seemed a loyal type. `If you want to probe into what was discussed this morning individually, only the authors know that.'
I thought of sending a runner to all the authors, commanding them to present themselves before me this evening in Fountain Court. That would perhaps allow me to tackle them at a stage when only the murderer knew Chrysippus had been killed – but it did not give me time to dissuade Helena from beating me to pieces over the intrusion. Five authors in sequence was not her idea of a family evening. Nor mine. Work has its place, but Hades, a man needs a home life.
They could wait. I would seek them out tomorrow. It was urgent (to stop them conferring), though not the most urgent thing I had to do. Before anything else now I had to interview Lysa, the aggrieved first wife.
She lived in a neat villa, large enough to have internal gardens, in a prosperous area. Unfortunately, when I found the address, I was met by two men Fusculus had sent ahead, who told me both the ex-wife and her son were out. Needless to say, no one knew where. And it was a certainty, they would both turn up at their home that evening just when I wanted to be in my own apartment having dinner myself. With prescient gloom, I told the vigiles to come and fetch me as soon as the missing relatives turned up.
So much for my home life, I thought glumly. But when I reached the apartment, the evening was ruined in any case: Helena was holding off the barbarian attack with a glint in her eyes that said I had reappeared in the nick of time. We had been invaded by my sister Junia, complete with Ajax, her untrained and unrestrainable dog, her ghastly husband Gaius Baebius, and their deaf but noisy son.
XVI
I FLASHED MY beloved a secret grin; as I had not been here when the visitors arrived, this would count as her fault. She took it with a sickly smile. Marcus Baebius Junillus, aged about three now, ran up to me as I sank wearily onto the first stool that came to hand. He flung himself on my lap, shoved his face near mine, and grinned a huge imitation of my private grimace to Helena – there was nothing wrong with his eyesight. At the same time, he growled loudly, like some horrendous wild beast. He was playing – probably. We did not see him often; when we did, we had to readjust to him.
He was named after me. That did not make him easier to handle. Junia and Gaius, with no children of their own, had adopted this scrap after his own parents abandoned him once they realised he was deaf. As I fended off his attentions, Junia grabbed him. She turned him round to face her, seized his wrist – her method of gaining his attention – then gripped him either side of his little face, squeezing his cheeks so his mouth moved to follow her saying, 'Un-cle Mar-cus!' The child calmed down very slightly, repeating her words approximately. He was a pretty boy, now showing some intelligence, and he watched Junia carefully. If anyone could do it, my sister would one day make him talk.
`She spends hours like that with him,' Gaius Baebius informed us admiringly. He had settled himself in my favourite place, holding my best beaker between both his hands. `At home we draw pictures as well. He's learning things slowly, and he's a good little artist too.' He loved the boy (he even loved my sister, which was just as well because nobody else would); however, I guessed that as a parent he was little use. He and Junia were made for each other: narrow-minded, furiously ambitious mediocrities. That said, Junia had brains and sticking power. In fact, if she had been rather less brainy, I might have found her more bearable. She was three years older than me. She had always regarded me like a filthy blot staining a newly-scrubbed floor.
Ajax, their mad dog, now leapt on me. He was black and white,
with a long snout, ferocious teeth that did occasionally sink into strangers, and a long feathered tail. He made Nux, who was a vagabond, seem well-disciplined. Just as I got a grip on him, he leapt off again. Then he kept barking and running in circles, trying to rush into the bedroom, where I guessed Helena had penned in Nux.
`You are ragging him,' Junia accused me. `He'll never quieten down now.'
`I'm going to tie him up in the porch. Nux is expecting puppies and I don't want her to be harassed.'
`Time you thought of having another one too, Helena!' Junia knew instinctively just how to enrage Helena.
You are turning into Ma,' I said.
And that's another thing -' Apparently some complaint had been voiced before I arrived. `I blame you for introducing that dreadful man to Mother.'
`If you mean Anacrites, he was dying at the time. I wish he had been finished, but that's a spy for you. When he looks as if somebody has caved half his head in and he can't last the night, he suddenly reveals that he has an iron constitution and was just fooling – then he stabs you in the back.'
`It's disgusting!' snapped Junia. Her black Cleopatra ringlets quivered and what she possessed in the way of a bosom swelled with indignation beneath the shiny material of her over-laundered gown.
`He pays Ma the rent. Stop worrying. One quiet lodger is not too much for her. Ma loves having someone to fuss over. Since Anacrites went to live with her she's looked really quite spruce.'
`You have no idea!' raged my sister. She threw an angry glance at Helena. But after the offspring hint Helena merely smiled frostily, refusing to join in Junia's rant.
I decided not to refer to Anacrites' apparent yen for Maia. Maia had enough problems. I was squinting into various' bowls and jugs that were set on the table, though Gaius Baebius, who was always stolidly ravenous, seemed to have cleared out everything snackable. He saw me looking, with his usual complacence. He was a customs clerk, so I hated him even before I noticed the empty nutshell pile at his elbow and the trace of olive oil gleaming on his chin.
Little Marcus Baebius was growing frustrated. Junia wanted to berate me, so she had stopped paying attention to him. Gaius tried taking him from Junia, but this produced only paroxysms of fury. In the end, the anguished tot hurled himself face down, beating his head on the floorboards while he yelled and wept in a spectacular fashion.
Julia Junilla, our daughter, sat on Helena's lap behaving perfectly for a change. She was staring at her cousin, obviously taking tantrum lessons. I could see she was impressed.
`Ignore him,' mouthed Junia. That was rather hard to do. It was a small room, overcrowded with four adults and two children.
