need. Plenty of trouble already, yes? Why make more if you don’t have to?”
“This will help our folk,” Bottero said in that-settles-it tones.
Marshal Lugo was no fool – or, at least, was not the kind of fool who made a bad courtier. “Yes, your Majesty,” he intoned. If
If King Bottero found anything wrong with the way his marshal agreed, he didn’t let on. He made a fist and slammed it into his other hand. “We march against Bucovin,” he declared, and that was that. The
As Bottero’s realm readied itself for war, Hasso found himself wondering whether the king might not be
So much he didn’t know about the way things worked here. How big exactly
He could find out. Velona’s eyes got wide when he asked whether rivers or lakes froze over. “No,” she said. “Farther north, maybe, but not around here. Do they do that where you come from?”
“Sometimes.”
Velona laughed after she understood what he meant. “Oh, yes,” she said, and taught him the words he needed to ask the question the right way. She kissed him when he showed he remembered them and could pronounce them. If he’d got rewards like that in school, he figured he would have grown up to be a genius.
“How often does it snow in the winter?” he asked.
“Sometimes,” Velona said with an enchanting shrug.
“You make war in the wintertime?” Hasso persisted.
“Not so much as in the summer, but we do,” Velona answered. “We aren’t peasants, the way the Grenye are. Fighting in the winter is harder for them. It takes them away from their farms.”
Maybe there was method in Bottero’s madness after all, then. Hasso could hope so, anyhow. “Your harvests the past few years are good?” he asked.
“Good enough.” Velona started laughing again, this time at him. “Good heavens, darling, are you going to count every ear of wheat in the granary and every arrow in every horse-archer’s quiver?”
“Someone should,” Hasso said stubbornly. Man for man, panzer for panzer, the
“Too many. That’s why we’re going to war.” It all seemed simple to Velona. “The goddess wants us to rule them.”
“She tells you that?” In Hasso’s world, the question would have floated on a sea of sarcasm. Not here. He’d seen enough to make him shove sarcasm aside. If Velona told him the goddess possessed her now and then, he couldn’t very well argue. He had no better name for what happened.
Velona nodded now. “She wouldn’t have led us here if she didn’t.”
“She hasn’t said one way or the other,” Velona answered. “But why would she let us go forward if something bad would happen when we did?”
One more question Hasso couldn’t answer. Not having been devout back in Germany put him at a disadvantage here. You could argue about religion in the world he came from. Not in this one, not the same way. Spiritual things were as real here as Wednesday or a poke in the eye.
In his own world, he would have asked if the ambassador from Bucovin had been sent packing. Things worked the same here … to a point. The Lenello kingdoms exchanged envoys among themselves, and gave them safe- conduct home when they went to war. But no Lenello kingdom exchanged ambassadors with Bucovin. Recognizing the Grenye as equals would have been beneath the Lenelli’s dignity. They talked with Bucovin when they had to, but always unofficially, so they could pretend to themselves that it didn’t really count.
He found a different question instead: “Is the eastern border sealed?”
Velona looked blank. “What do you mean?”
Hasso wanted to bang his head against the stone outwall of Castle Drammen. Being security minister in a kingdom that didn’t know anything about security gave him unending frustration. Things he took for granted had never yet crossed the Lenelli’s minds. As patiently as he could, he explained: “Grenye go out of Drammen. They go out of Bottero’s kingdom. They go into Bucovin. They tell the Grenye what the king does. If we seal the border, they can’t cross and tell.”
“That wouldn’t be easy,” Velona said with a frown.
“No, not easy,” Hasso agreed. “But worth trying, yes? Stop some of them from going to Bucovin, Grenye there know less. The more we stop, the less Bucovin finds out.”
Velona couldn’t issue the orders. Neither could Hasso, not by himself. The Lenelli who knew him personally took him seriously. To the ones who didn’t, he would never be anything but a jumped-up outlander. So he took the idea to King Bottero. The King got it faster than Velona had. When he did, he kissed Hasso on both cheeks. He’d been eating onions, so Hasso appreciated the sentiment more than the kisses themselves.
“Who would have imagined such a thing?” Bottero boomed after releasing Hasso from his embrace. “The goddess knew what she was doing when she sent you to us, all right.”
To Hasso’s way of thinking, anyone who
“I’ll send the order out to the east by sorcery, so we don’t waste any more time,” Bottero said – yes, he did get it.
“Not just to the east. To the north and south and west, too,” Hasso said. “Seal the whole border.” Now the king looked blank. “Grenye can go up or down to another Lenello kingdom, one without a closed border.
That got him kissed again. “You are as slippery as a slug, as sneaky as a serpent!” Bottero said. Hasso supposed those were compliments. The king went on, “I never would have thought of that – never, I tell you!”
Suppose Heinrich Himmler came from the Philippine Islands. That would probably make him more valuable to the
In Bottero’s kingdom, Hasso was far more foreign than a Filipino in Berlin. Another country? He was from another world! He would never be king, not even with the goddess at his side and at his back. Security minister and technical adviser was as high as he could rise. He had the post. Now he needed to deliver the goods.
“Can magic help to find Grenye who want to go east?” he asked. “Grenye who go through the swamp, say, not by the built-up road?”
“Grenye who