After the Downfall

was dry. If he could find a dry sponge or even a dry cloth to symbolize soaking up the rainwater, he could try his magic.

Maybe it would work. Even if it didn’t, King Bottero would know he’d tried. Sometimes making the effort counted as much as succeeding or failing. The Germans had put in plenty of pointless attacks against the Russians to keep Hitler happy, and then gone back to what really needed doing. Hasso understood how that game was played.

As she had with his first spell, Velona helped him here. He was convinced he had even fewer poetic gifts in Lenello than in German. But she nodded as they worked together. “You’ve got a good notion of how magic is supposed to work,” she told him.

“You say the sweetest things, darling,” Hasso answered, deadpan. Velona’s face lit up like a flashbulb – a comparison that, in all this world, would have occurred to him alone. He added, “If only it were true.” The subjunctive was for talking about conditions contrary to fact. He used it here without the slightest hesitation.

Bottero’s army slogged and sloshed forward, not going anywhere very fast. In Russia, even tracked vehicles bogged down in mud like this. The Ivans had light wagons with enormous wheels, wagons that almost doubled as boats, that could navigate such slop. Every German outfit tried to lay hold of a few of them. Hasso hadn’t seen anything like them here. He could describe them to Lenello wainwrights, but they wouldn’t get built in time to do any good on this campaign. And so … So I get to work magic, he thought. Again.

He waited till the army stopped to encamp for the evening. That was in midafternoon, not only because darkness came even earlier with the clouds but also because the Lenelli needed extra time to set up an elaborate web of sentries. The Bucovinans liked to sneak in a few marauders to hamstring horses and murder men in their tents. If the raiders died instead, that might discourage them. It would certainly discourage the ones who got killed.

“You’re ready, are you?” Bottero boomed. “Good. That’s good, Hasso.”

“I don’t know how good it is, your Majesty,” the German answered. “I can try, that’s all.”

“You’ll do fine. You did before.” The king didn’t lack for confidence.

Maybe I will, Hasso thought. He hadn’t dreamt he would be able to divine where the Bucovinans’ underwater bridges lay. No matter what he hadn’t dreamt, he’d done it. Why shouldn’t I do it again? No reason at all.

After Poland and France and the Balkan campaign, that kind of reasoning took the Fuhrer into the Soviet Union. The German gamble there almost paid off. The Wehrmacht came so close to knocking the Ivans out of the fight. But what did they say? Close only counted with horseshoes and hand grenades.

Hasso wished he had a few potato-mashers on his belt, They wouldn’t help with his rain magic, but they made a damn fine life-insurance policy.

But he didn’t, and he didn’t like to dwell on things he didn’t have. Velona had warned him more than once that you had to pay attention when you cast a spell. If you didn’t, the magic could turn and bite you. Hasso wished she hadn’t told him that. The magic could also turn and bite you if you screwed up your chant. For somebody with a still uncertain grasp of Lenello, that was also less than encouraging news.

Velona chose that moment to ask him, “Are you ready?”

“No,” he answered honestly. She blinked – that wasn’t what she’d expected to hear. He went on, “But I don’t get – I won’t get – any readier if I wait. So I try the spell. We see what happens.”

She kissed him, which was distracting in a much more pleasant way than his own gloomy and uncertain thoughts. “You can do it. I’ve seen that you can.”

Maybe she’d been listening to Bottero.

“Well, I hope so.” He got a little fire going in the bottom of a pot that he put under an awning made of tent cloth. He set another pot upside down under the awning and put the dry cloth under it. He couldn’t help thinking that a real wizard would have used far more elaborate preparations. Aderno probably would have laughed his ass off at what Hasso was doing. But Aderno wasn’t here, and Hasso damn well was. Like those kids who found themselves in the Volkssturm, he had to do the best he could.

He wished he hadn’t thought of it like that. The Ivans and the Amis and the Tommies slaughtered the poor damned kids in the Volkssturm in carload lots. A few lived long enough to learn how to soldier. Most got wounded or killed before they could. Was that true of wizards, too? There was another cheerful notion.

No time for it now. “Give me the parchment,” he told Velona. She did, and held her cloak over it so the rain wouldn’t wash away the words before he could chant them. He called on the goddess. He called on the heavens. He called on the sun and the clouds. Once, when he stumbled over a word, the fabric of the world seemed to stretch very tight. Sudden frightening heat built up inside him. He got the next word right, and the one after that, and found his rhythm again. The heat receded.

His fear didn’t. He wondered if it ever would. Yeah, you could blow yourself up with this stuff if you didn’t know what you were doing. And he didn’t. Worse, he knew he didn’t.

Recognizing his own ignorance made him want to race through the spell, to get it over with as fast as he could. That probably wasn’t smart – it made him more likely to screw up. Tortoise, he told himself. Not hare. Tortoise. You have to do it right. That’s more important than doing it fast.

Making himself believe it wasn’t easy.

At last, he got through it. He didn’t burst into flames or explode from water buildup inside him or dry out as if he’d been stuck in the Sahara for a million years or do any of the other interesting and horrible things his overactive imagination came up with. He just said, “So may it be,” one more time and slumped down, exhausted. Was that rain soaking him, or sweat? Did it matter?

Velona straightened him up. She had strength for two, or maybe for an army. “There,” she said. “You did it. You did everything a man could do. But I already knew you did everything a man can do.” To leave him in no possible doubt of what she meant, she kissed him again.

He was sure she would have taken him to bed if he’d shown even the slightest interest. Just then, though, he was so weary, he didn’t think he could have got it up with a crane. “Wine,” he croaked. “Or beer, anyhow.”

Velona didn’t get angry, which had to make her a princess – no, a goddess – among women. “I’ll get you some,” she said, but she didn’t. Instead, she shouted for Berbec. The captured Bucovinan obeyed her faster than he followed Hasso’s orders, and with less back talk. By the standards of this world, Hasso was probably a softy. He shrugged. He couldn’t do much about that, and he was too damn tired to care right now, anyway.

Berbec came back with wine. Hasso wondered where he’d got it. From the king’s cooks, maybe? If Berbec said the goddess wanted something, who would have the nerve to tell him no? Even Bottero would think twice before he did that.

The wine was thick and sweet, like all the vintages here. Anybody with a sophisticated palate would have thrown up his hands in despair. Hasso didn’t give a damn. The alcohol gave him a jolt, and the sugar gave him another one. By the time he’d downed a big mug, he’d improved all the way up to elderly.

Velona drank some, too. Then she kissed him one more time. He didn’t know about kisses sweeter than wine, but kisses sweetened with wine were pretty nice. And he remembered Berbec, and the line in the Bible about not binding the mouths of the cattle that thresh the grain. He sloshed the wine jar. It was almost empty, but not quite. He gave it to the Bucovinan. “Here,” he said. “Finish this.”

“Me?” Berbec sounded astonished. Velona looked even more astonished, and angry, too. Hasso nodded, pretending he didn’t see the storm on her brow. Berbec gulped hastily, then gave a sort of half-bow. “Much obliged, master,” he said, and scurried away before that storm burst.

It did, as soon as he was gone. “Keeping slaves content is one thing. Wasting wine on them is something else,” Velona said pointedly.

“So I’m a crappy master. The world won’t end,” Hasso said. “I don’t have it in me to fight right now, either. Let’s see how the magic turns out, all right?”

He wondered if a soft answer would turn away wrath. Velona followed her own road, first, last, and always. If you weren’t heading in that direction, you were commonly smart to stay out of her way. But she just said, “I’ll try to talk sense into you later, then.”