He stood before the class, paused just a second, and when he had everyone’s attention, he said, “As we all know, the police found a dead body in the river yesterday. It was all over the news, and the reports suggested that the body was April Finnemore.” (A dramatic pause as Theo searched their troubled eyes). “However, I have a reliable source that has confirmed that the body is not April. The body is that of a man about five feet six inches tall, and the poor guy has been in the water for a long time. His body is really decomposed.”
Grins everywhere, on every face, even a clap or two. Because he knew every lawyer, judge, court clerk, and practically every policeman in town, Theo’s word carried great weight with his friends and classmates, at least in matters like this. When the topic was Chemistry, music, movies, or the Civil War, he was not the expert and did not pretend to be. But when it came to the law, the courts, and the criminal justice system, Theo was the man.
He continued, “At nine this morning, the police will make this announcement to the press. It’s certainly good news, but the fact is, April is still missing and the police do not have many clues.”
“What about Jack Leeper?” Aaron asked.
“He’s still a suspect, but he’s not cooperating.”
The boys were suddenly talkative. They asked Theo more random questions, none of which he could answer, and they chatted among themselves. When the bell rang, they scampered off to first period, and Mr. Mount hustled down to the principal’s office to repeat the good news. It spread like wildfire through the office and teachers’ lounge, and then it spilled into the hallways and classrooms and even the restrooms and cafeteria.
A few minutes before 9:00 a.m., Mrs. Gladwell, the principal, interrupted the classes with an announcement through the intercom. All eighth-grade students were to report immediately to the auditorium for another unscheduled assembly. They had done the same thing the day before when Mrs. Gladwell tried to calm their fears.
As the students filed into the auditorium, a large television was being rolled in by two of the custodians. Mrs. Gladwell hurried everyone to their seats, and when they were seated, she said, “Attention, please!” She had an annoying way of dragging out the word please so that it sounded more like “Pleeeeeze.” This was often imitated over lunch or on the playground, especially by the boys. Behind her, the screen came to life with a muted broadcast of a morning talk show. She went on, “At nine o’clock, the police are going to make an important announcement in the April Finnemore case, and I thought it would be great if we could see it live and enjoy this moment together. Pleeeeze, no questions.”
She glanced at her watch, and then glanced at the television. “Let’s put it on Channel twenty-eight,” she said to the custodians. Strattenburg had two network stations and two cable. Channel 28 was arguably the most reliable, which meant that it generally made fewer blunders than the others. Theo had once watched a great trial in which Channel 28 was sued by a doctor who claimed a reporter for the station had said false things about him. The jury believed the doctor, as did Theo, and gave him a bunch of money.
Channel 28 was showing another morning talk show, one that started the hour not with the news but with the latest breathtaking details of a celebrity divorce. Thankfully, it was still on mute. The eighth graders waited patiently and quietly.
There was a clock on the wall, and when the minute hand made it to five minutes past nine, Theo began to squirm. Some of the students began to whisper. The celebrity divorce gave way to a bridal makeover, one in which a rather plain and somewhat chubby bride got worked on by all manner of flaky professionals. A trainer tried to whip her into shape by screaming at her. A man with painted fingernails restyled her hair. A real weirdo plastered on new makeup. This went on and on with virtually no improvement. By 9:15, the bride was ready for the wedding. She looked like a different person, and it was obvious, even with no sound, that her groom preferred the version he had originally proposed to.
But by then, Theo was too nervous to care. Mr. Mount eased over to him and whispered, “Theo, are you sure the police will make the announcement?”
Theo nodded confidently and said, “Yes, sir.”
But all confidence had vanished. Theo was kicking himself for being such a loudmouth and know-it-all. He was also kicking Ike. He was tempted to sneak his cell phone out of his pocket and text Ike to see what was going on. What were the police doing? The school, though, had a strict policy regarding cell phones. Only seventh and eighth graders could have them on campus, and calls, texts, and e-mails were permitted only during lunch and recess. If you got caught using your phone at any other time, then you lost your phone. About half of the eighth graders had cell phones. Many parents still refused to allow them.
“Hey, Theo, what’s the deal?” Aaron Helleberg asked at full volume. He was seated behind Theo, three seats down.
Theo smiled, shrugged, and said, “These things never run on time.”
Once the chubby bride got married, it was time for the morning news. Floods in India were claiming thousands of lives, and London got hit with a freak snowstorm. With the news out of the way, one of the hosts began an exclusive interview with a supermodel.
Theo felt as though every teacher and every student was staring at him. He was anxious and breathing rapidly, and then he had an even worse thought. What if Ike was wrong? What if Ike had believed some bad information and the police were not so sure about the dead body?
Wouldn’t Theo look like an idiot? Indeed he would, but that would be nothing if the police had in fact pulled April out of the water.
He jumped to his feet and walked over to where Mr. Mount was standing with two other teachers. “I’ve got an idea,” he said, still managing to appear confident. “Why don’t you call the police department and see what’s going on?” Theo said.
“Who would I call?” Mr. Mount asked.
“I’ll give you the number,” Theo said.
Mrs. Gladwell was walking over, frowning at Theo.
“Why don’t you call, Theo?” Mr. Mount said, and that was exactly what Theo wanted to hear. He looked at Mrs. Gladwell and said, very politely, “May I step into the hall and call the police department?”
Mrs. Gladwell was pretty nervous about the situation, too, and she quickly said, “Yes, and hurry.”
Theo disappeared. In the hall, he whipped out his cell phone and called Ike. No answer. He called the police department, but the line was busy. He called Elsa at the office and asked if she had heard anything. She had not. He tried Ike again, no answer. He tried to think of someone else to call at that awful moment, but no one came to mind. He checked the time on his cell phone-9:27.
Theo stared at the large metal door that led into the auditorium where about 175 of his classmates and a dozen or so teachers were waiting on some very good news about April, news that Theo had brought to school and delivered as dramatically as possible. He knew he should open the door and return to his seat. He thought about leaving, just going someplace in the school and hiding for an hour or so. He could claim that his stomach was upset, or that his asthma had flared up. He could hide in the library or the gym.
The doorknob clicked and Theo stuck the phone to his ear as if in a deep conversation. Mr. Mount came out, looked at him quizzically, and mouthed the words “Is everything okay?” Theo smiled and nodded his head as if he had the police on the line and they were doing exactly what he wanted them to do. Mr. Mount returned to the auditorium.
Theo could (1) run and hide; (2) stop the damage with a little fib, something like-“The announcement by the police has been postponed,” or (3) stick with the current plan and pray for a miracle. He thought about throwing rocks at Ike, then gritted his teeth, and pulled open the door. Everyone watched him as he returned. Mrs. Gladwell pounced on him. “What’s going on, Theo?” she said, eyebrows arched, eyes flashing.
“It should be any minute now,” he said.
“Who did you talk to?” Mr. Mount asked-a rather direct question.
“They’re having some technical problems,” Theo replied, dodging. “Just a few more minutes.”
Mr. Mount frowned as if he found this hard to believe. Theo quickly got to his seat and tried to become invisible. He focused on the television screen, where a dog was gripping two paintbrushes in his teeth and splashing paint on a white canvas while the host howled with laughter. Come on, Theo said to himself, someone save me here. It was 9:35.
“Hey, Theo, any more inside scoop?” Aaron said loudly, and several kids laughed.
“At least we’re not in class,” Theo shot back.
