'Tyr aid us! Fiends!' Miltiades shouted in the midst of a mighty swing of his warhammer.
The gleaming head of the weapon struck a demon's horned nose, driving the spike back through the thing's skull and into its brain. It fell, lavender gore jetting from ears and eyes.
'Stay tight! Backs together!' Miltiades shouted needlessly. The charge of fiends had already formed the others into a defensive circle. Miltiades had no more time for orders; the next fiend had arrived.
It was meaty and pink and muscular, and it brandished a cat-o'-nine-tails in a three-fingered fist. The bits of iron and shattered glass tied into the leather thongs glowed with fiendish fire, swarming up behind the beast's fat- lipped grin. Then lashes descended and wrapped themselves around Miltiades. Iron and glass sank in, stinging wasps. They pinged against his silver armor and burned through leather straps and muslin pads.
Miltiades roared, struggling to yank his arms free from his sides. The beast roamed, too, or laughed. It hauled on the cat-o'-nine-tails with one arm, spinning the paladin, and brought down its saber.
The sword keened through the air and struck the head of the blessed hammer, which swung free as Miltiades whirled. The hammer batted back the blade but missed the pink meat of the monster's face. In that moment, Miltiades could think only one thing: Where hammers fail, let calmer heads prevail.
Crack. He had never head-butted a fiend before.
There was an inarticulate curse as the wall of muscle buckled and fell, senseless, to the ground.
'Maybe I do have a hard head, after all,' he gasped before meeting the next onslaught.
Beside him, Kern was having no easier time of it. He still battled his first fiend, a spell-warded scorpion-man whose poison-dripping tail jagged like lightning. The red-scaled creature fought with a berserker's fury, a wizard's magic, a warrior's twin scimitars, and a scorpion's mesmerizing tail. It was all Kern could do to grab a breath between swings of his gleaming hammer.
The maul cracked off the darting tail, knocking it aside but failing to crush it. Green sparks around the hammerhead showed why. Magical protections. Kern had no time to watch where the tail went: the creature swung one of its scimitars. Kern blocked, flinging up the butt of the hammer. He pulled the attack with his back swing.
The other scimitar descended. It bit through the gold mail glittering on Kern's shoulder and found flesh beneath.
Kern ducked toward the blade and flung it off with a bloodstained brassard. He kicked out hard. His boot rang off a pectoral scale.
A pair of the thing's eight legs reached out to snatch him off his feet and drag him down.
Kern leapt back from the snatching claws, turned a flip, and kicked the scorpion man in the jaw. It shuddered, stunned for a moment. Kern landed in a crouch. He came up swinging. His hammer cracked the same spot his foot had just hit. The beast shuddered again and shook its head to clear it. Kern helped. The blow that finally smashed through the magical defenses also smashed the bug-man's cranium, and sent the thing collapsing like a struck tent.
'Tanar'ri,' Kern spat, along with some of his own blood.
These were the worst opponents in all the worlds, creatures so lawless their every move was unpredictable. They routinely killed more of their own in battle than of their foe-and still won.
A spidery thing ambled in toward Kern. He bounced his hammer haft in one hand and counted the number of enemies they now had: the Fallen Temple, the mage-king, Artemis Entreri and his pirates, the hosts of the Abyss, and the coming darkness. If they stayed any longer, they'd be fighting the whole world.
The spider-thing-an eight-foot-tall beast with the blood-grizzled body of a greater wolf-lunged.
Kern hurled the hammer head at the beast's gaping jowls. Once again, green magic sparked around the weapon, deflecting it.
The jaws clamped onto Kern's bloody shoulder. Huge black legs strained backward, lifting him from the ground. Wolf teeth pressed through his golden armor and bruised his flesh. Four of the spider's legs wrapped his torso and clutched him against the prickly abdomen. The paladin's warhammer was uselessly fouled in the tightening legs.
This is the end, Kern realized with strange calm, clutched to the belly of the monster. This beast will squeeze me to death. I should not be surprised-an antimagical man battling a purely magical being…
The beast went still around him. It dropped, smashing Kern beneath its body. The wolf torso shattered on his chest and fell in petrified, coal-black chunks.
Kern scrambled to his feet. All around him he saw fragments of the brittle, frozen body of the wolf- spider.
An antimagical man battling a purely magical being…
That was how he must fight these monsters-get in close enough that his very presence froze their sorcer-ous hearts.
Letting out an unseemly whoop, the paladin swung his hammer high, beckoning the next comers.
Jacob heard the shout. He stood to one side of Kern, but was presently occupied with his own troubles- namely a scaly-skinned lizard-man with a double-ended trident. The slit-pupilled fiend had already won past Jacob's sword dozens of times, and the man's belly was spotted with cuts and jabs. Sweat poured from his face to his neck and ran cruel fingers into his wounds.
The three barbed points of the lizard-man's trident flashed past Jacob's slow sword and spitted him across the middle. Jacob gasped. Blood rimmed his lips as the thing yanked him forward. Its forked tongue flickered in anticipation.
This is nonsense, Jacob thought, writhing on the skewer. I needn't die like this.
The lizard-man hoisted Jacob on the trident and held him up to an appraising eye. Its tongue tickled along the man's bloody cheek. The monster opened its jaws, set with tidy rows of conical teeth.
Jacob placed a hand almost tenderly on the creature's neck. Before its teeth could bite down, its head rolled loosely forward and dropped to the ground, revealing a cleanly sheered neck. The stump was cut at an angle, like the pruned branch of a hedge.
Jacob yanked the impaling tines from his gut and stepped away as the body followed its head to the ground.
Trandon, meanwhile, was busy fighting an ever-reaching land squid. His quarterstaff was fine for pum-meling hard heads and tripping up ankles and jabbing bellies, but the writhing squid had none of these. Each blow from Trandon's staff landed with an unimpressive thud. The spineless creature oozed away, cushioning the attack to a soft halt.
This is like battling a mud hole, Trandon thought. Except, of course, that mud holes don't lash back.
Trandon reeled away from the slap of a tentacle. Suckers popped as they peeled from his neck. They left a line of circular red welts.
'Oh, bother,' Trandon said, slapping a hand to his neck.
He glanced to both sides, then pointed a finger and growled something. Black lightning crackled out from his staff, sizzled into and around one of the monster's probing tentacles, and made a smoky boom within the beast. The land squid deflated into a smoldering puddle.
Still, the monsters were many, and darkness had fallen.
Chapter 7
Night was stealing into the palace as Noph crowded with Shar and the others behind the drapes of the great hall. They had arrived here by way of the kitchen garbage chute, and so had slithered through mounds of fish tails, shucked clamshells, greasy cuttlebones, and jellyfish heads.
They stank like the mage-king, himself.
Noph felt especially bad for Ingrar, who had the keenest nose among them. Of late, he could tell what was in a locked room merely by sniffing beneath the door. Just now, Ingrar couldn't smell anything but the remains of the mage-king's lunch.
