Conan, and he would have been just as helpless. Human joints are all built to more or less the same specifications, out of similar materials, no matter how much muscle or lard is on top of them. They're vulnerable, if you know how to use them against your opponent.
I did.
Three hundred plus pounds of body odor, stupid and mean, slammed down onto the worn, dirty carpeting in the hallway, as if dropped from a crane.
While he lay there, stunned, I twisted his wrist straight up and behind him, keeping his arm locked straight with my other hand. From there, I could literally take his arm out of his shoulder socket with about as much effort as it would take to push a grocery cart. And I could make him hurt-a lot, if need be-in order to discourage him from trying any more stupid moves.
Being Ray, he tried stupid again, screaming and thrashing against the lock. I sighed and kept control, and he and his face relived his crushing impact with the carpet. We repeated that several times, until the lesson began to drill its way through to Ray-he wasn't going anywhere. It would hurt if he tried.
'So I've been talking to people in several buildings,' I said in a calm, conversational tone. Ray was puffing like an engine. 'I was wondering if you could tell me if you saw anything odd or unusual last night? Probably between two and three in the morning?'
'You're breaking my fucking arm!' Ray growled-or tried to. It had been watered down with whine.
'No, no, no,' I said. 'If I broke your arm, you'd hear a snapping sound. It sounds a lot like a tree branch breaking, actually, though a little more muffled. What you have to worry about is me dislocating your arm at the shoulder and elbow. That's worse, overall. Just as painful and it takes a hell of a lot more effort to recover.'
'Jesus,' Ray said.
'Are you telling me that Jesus was visiting between two and three last night? I'm dubious, Ray.'
'I didn't see nothing!' he said a few panting seconds later. 'All right? Jesus Christ, I didn't see nothing!'
'Aha,' I said. 'You sound like an honest man.' I used my bracing arm to reach for my coat pocket, then tossed my badge down onto the floor in front of him.
He stared at it for a long second, and then his face went white.
'Here's what happens,' I said very quietly. 'You're going to resign from your job. You'll write a very nice letter to your boss, and then you get out of this building. You're gone by noon tomorrow.'
'You can't do that,' he said.
'I can do whatever I want,' I said. 'Which of us do you think the judge will believe, Ray?'
That isn't how I approached law enforcement. It isn't how any good cop does, either. But the criminals are always willing, even eager, to believe the absolute worst about cops. I think it makes them feel better if they can convince themselves that the police are just like them, only with badges and a paycheck.
'You're going, one way or another. You don't play ball, I send the city inspector in here to verify all the code violations on this building. Fire extinguishers are missing. The smoke detectors are years old, and most of the ones that aren't missing entirely are just hanging from their wires. You've got mold and fungus issues all over the place. Lights are out. There's trash piling up outside.' I yawned. 'On top of that, there are drug deals going down in your parking lot, Ray. I figure you're in on that.'
'No,' he said. 'No, I'm not!'
'Sure you are. It fits you, doesn't it? And here you are assaulting an officer.' I shook my head sadly. 'So when the building fails inspection, maybe even makes it into the paper, you'll be fired anyway. And on top of that, I'll finger you in the drug deals. I'll press charges for assault. How many strikes do you already have on you, big guy? Can you handle two more?'
'You're bluffing,' he said.
'Maybe,' I admitted. 'On the other hand… maybe I just give John Marcone a call and tell him how you're helping some of his street-level guys run some deals behind his back.'
Invoking the name of Marcone to a Chicago criminal is as significant as invoking the name of a saint to a devout Catholic. He's the biggest fish in the pond, the head of organized crime in Chicago-and damn good at it. His people fear him, and even cops take him very, very seriously. One day he'd slip up and CPD, the FBI, or maybe the IRS would nail him. Until then, he was the deadliest predator in the jungle.
Ray shuddered.
'Look up, Ray,' I said quietly.
He did, and he saw what I had seen a moment before.
Doors were open all up and down the hallway. People stood in them, men and women, children, parents, the elderly. They all stood there silently and watched a little blond woman handling big mean Ray as if he were an unruly child.
Their eyes were very hard. And there wasn't any fear in them now.
'Look at them, Ray,' I said.
He did. He shuddered again. Then his body stopped straining, and he sagged down.
'I'll go,' he said.
'Fucking right you will.' I shoved on his arm, and he screamed with pain-but I hadn't dislocated it. I only did it to give myself a moment to pick up my badge and step out of grab range, just in case he was too dumb to quit.
He wasn't. He simply lay there like a beached shark.
'I'll be checking back here, Ray. Regularly. If I think you've harmed any of these people, stolen or broken their property-hell, if I hear that you gave them a dirty look, I am going to find you and shove a bundle of rusty rebar up your ass. I promise.'
I took out one of my business cards, now obsolete, I supposed, and wrote down a phone number. I took the card to Maria and held it out for her. 'If you have any trouble, you call this number on the back. You ask for Lieutenant Stallings. Tell him Murphy gave you the number.'
Maria bit her lip. Then she looked at Ray and back to me.
She took the card with a hurried, nervous little motion and scampered back, closing her apartment door. Several locks clicked shut.
I didn't say anything else. I walked out of the building. I was halfway across the lot, heading back to Will's place, when I heard quick footsteps coming behind me. I turned with one hand close to my Sig, but relaxed when I recognized Maria.
She stopped in front of me and said, 'I s-saw something.'
I nodded and waited.
'There were some odd sounds, late last night. Like… like thumps. And a little while later, a car rolled in. It pulled up to the building across the lot, and a man got out and left it running, like he wasn't worried about it being stolen.'
'Did you recognize him?' I asked.
Maria shook her head. 'But he was big. Almost as big as Ray, but he… You know, he moved better. He was in shape. And he was wearing an expensive suit.'
'What else can you tell me about him?' I asked.
Maria shrugged. 'Not… not anything, really. I saw him come out again, right away. Then he got into the car and drove away. I didn't see any plates or anything. I'm sorry.'
'Nothing to be sorry about,' I said quietly. 'Thank you.'
She nodded and turned to scurry back toward her building. Then she stopped and looked back at me. 'I don't know if it matters,' she said, 'but the man had one of those army haircuts.'
I stiffened a little. 'Do you remember what color hair?'
'Red,' she said. 'Like, bright orange-red.' She swallowed. 'If it matters.'
It mattered-but I didn't want to scare her, so I nodded and smiled, then said, 'Thank you, Maria. Seriously.'
She tried to smile back and did pretty well. Then she looked around her, as if uncomfortable standing in so much open space, and hurried back to her building.
A big guy in a suit with a bright red crew cut-it was almost word for word the short description in the notes of the file that CPD kept for a man named Hendricks.
Hendricks was a former college football player. He weighed upward of three hundred pounds, none of it
