Artemis Fowl. The Arctic Incident

of France looking for them.’

‘Yes, Artemis.’

‘And check my accounts are well hidden. No need for Father to know exactly what I’ve been up to for the past two years.’

Butler smiled. ‘Yes, Artemis.’

Artemis took a few steps towards the school gates, then turned. ‘And,

Butler, one more thing. In the Arctic. .'

Artemis couldn’t ask, but his bodyguard knew the answer anyway.

‘Yes, Artemis,’ he said gently. ‘You did the right thing. It was the only way.’

Artemis nodded, standing by the gates until the Bentley had disappeared down the avenue. From this moment on, life would be different.

With two parents in the manor, his schemes would have to be much more carefully planned. Yes, he owed it to the People to leave them alone for a while, but Mulch Diggums. . that was a different matter. So many secure facilities, so little time.

COUNSELLOR’S OFFICE, ST. BARTLEBY’S SCHOOL FOR YOUNG GENTLEMEN

Not only was Doctor Po still employed at St Bartleby’s, but he seemed fortified by his break from Artemis. His other patients were relatively straightforward cases of anger management, exam stress and chronic shyness. And that was just the teachers.

Artemis settled on to the couch, taking care not to accidentally press the power button on his mobile.

Doctor Po nodded at his computer. ‘Principal Guiney forwarded me your e-mail. Charming.’

‘I’m sorry about that,’ muttered Artemis, surprised to find that he actually was sorry. Upsetting other people didn’t usually upset him. ‘I was in denial. So, I projected my anxieties on to you.’

Po half chuckled. ‘Yes, very good. Just what it says in the book.’

‘I know,’ said Artemis. And he did know. Doctor F. Roy Dean Schlippe had contributed a chapter to that particular book.

Doctor Po laid down his pen, something he had never done before.

‘You know, we still haven’t resolved that last issue.’

‘Which issue is that, Doctor?’

‘The one we touched on at our last session. About respect?’

‘Ah, that issue.’

Po steepled his fingers. ‘I want you to pretend I’m as smart as you are, and give me an honest answer.’

Artemis thought of his father lying in a Helsinki hospital, of Captain Holly

Short risking her life to help him and, of course, Butler, without whom he would never have made it out of Koboi Laboratories. He looked up, catching Doctor Po smiling at him.

‘Well, young man, have you found anyone worthy of your respect?’

Artemis smiled back. ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘I believe I have.’

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