the most dangerous places in the world. Once we get into the swamp, you will need to keep your wits about you. Things are not always what they seem in the Bottoms. It is an intersection of all that is wrong in the universe. Do not fire until I or Agent Franks order you to do so. We are searching for the Cursed One and seven Master vampires.'
Some of the men began to mutter and shift nervously. I was glad to see that. They may have been hard- charging warriors, but at least they weren't stupid about it.
'Don't worry, men. We are not going in looking for a fight. Right now we are going in to speak with one of the creatures in the swamp. It will provide us with the location of the enemy, and they will be dealt with using overwhelming force,' Myers assured them. 'Even Masters are not so tough when you carpet-bomb them.'
'We might have a man in there, Myers,' Harbinger said coldly.
'Then you are more than welcome to go in and rescue him before the air strike,' Myers answered. 'Nothing personal, but I'm not risking thirty good men for one of yours.' The agent continued, 'The ten individuals standing behind me, some of you already may have made their acquaintance-' A few of the bruised Feds nodded sullenly. One of the men that had beat down Trip made a thumping motion with his fist. '-are from MHI. They are here to make contact with the swamp creature and extract information. After that, they get out of the way. Earl, if you would tell us about this creature, please?'
Harbinger tossed his cigarette to the ground, giving up because of the soaking rain. 'It's a Wendigo. If you see something ten feet tall and real scary looking, don't shoot at it. You'll make him angry.'
'Any questions?' Myers asked.
'Sir, how are we supposed to work with these people? We've got three men in the hospital because of them.' The agent who asked that had a bandage over his nose. He glared at me when he spoke. It wasn't my fault he didn't know how to block.
'You will do as you're told,' Myers said coldly.
One of the agents raised his hand. 'What about sensor arrays?'
'They don't seem to work in the Bottoms. We will take our portable gear, and hopefully we will get some reception the deeper we get, but I would not count on it.'
Another agent asked, 'How about the robots?'
'Same thing. We can't count on electronics in the Bottoms. The last thing we need is for one of their sensors to mistake some of us for undead and blast us. The recognition software only runs ninety-eight percent in optimal conditions.'
'Air support?'
'Not until after we speak with this Wendigo thing. We can call them in if we have an emergency.'
'Armor backup?'
'Abrams are en route, and will arrive shortly. However, they will not be able to operate in most of the terrain. Ground is too soft.'
'What a bunch of babies,' Sam whispered to me. 'We don't ever got none of that cool stuff.'
'Jeez, Milo, how come we don't have killer robots?' Julie asked.
'You write the check,' he answered.
'Attention team. Form up. Franks has operational command. I will remain at the command center in radio contact.' Myers signaled toward his second in command. 'Which way, Earl?'
Harbinger pointed towards the heart of the swamp.
Natchy Bottom was a still and unnatural place. The small amounts of ground were soft and treacherous. Long patches were covered in dank, fetid water, thick and overgrown with gnarled trees and thorned vines that grabbed and clutched at you. Roots and other unknown items were always underfoot, waiting to cause the unwary to stumble. The rain dripped down through the thick canopy of trees. It was early in the morning, but it was dark inside the Bottoms.
'Welcome to Dagobah,' Trip joked.
'You are such a geek,' Holly retorted.
I swatted a mosquito that landed on my cheek. It splattered bloodily. It was as big around as a dime. I swore under my breath.
'Just wait until we get done and you check for leeches,' Sam said. 'You can have hundreds of those suckers on you and not know it.'
'And ticks. Don't forget the ticks,' Milo added.
'Don't pay them any attention,' Julie said. 'The leeches and ticks here are big enough that you'll feel them when they latch on.'
'Good,' I answered. 'I don't want to waste my time with wussy insects.' I adjusted Abomination and forded on into the waist-deep muck.
The agents had broken into three teams, with MHI bringing up the rear in a rough diamond pattern. The agents moved like ghosts through the trees. They communicated totally with hand signals, and had drilled to the point that each team was a seamless blending of skill. I had to admit, they were impressive in action.
Then there was us.
'Wow. Did you see the size of that snake?'
'That wasn't a snake. It was a log.'
'Hey, are there crocodiles here?'
'Alligators, moron. Crocodiles are in Africa.'
'No, they aren't. Those are in Australia.'
'Well, actually they're in both.'
'You can tell the difference by the snout. I saw that on Animal Planet.'
I idly wondered if the Monster Control Bureau were hiring.
Harbinger tapped me on the shoulder. 'Do you sense anything?'
'No. It's just creepy. Why?'
'You've felt the Cursed One. You know him better than the rest of us. I just hoped you would know when he's near.'
'Oh… Hey, Earl,' I whispered. 'I've got a question for you. How come we don't move like the Feds? All quiet and fast. We're just kind of clumped up and shooting the bull.'
'Seems kind of unprofessional in comparison, don't it?' he asked. I nodded. 'Well, let's look at this for a moment. I've been doing this kind of thing for a real long time, so I'm going to let you in on my philosophy.' He lowered his Tommy gun and ducked under some puncture vines. 'See how those guys are all intense? Real quiet like?'
'Yeah.'
'All of them learned how to fight against human beings. Monsters are different. I bet most of those guys are multiple-combat vets. Were we to fight them, we would get our asses kicked, because they know how to fight people.'
'You got them pretty good last night.'
'Element of surprise, Owen. If I were to try that again they would pump my guts full of lead. Now here's the thing. They're moving like they're up against things with the same senses as them. I've got bad news, if the Masters are in this swamp, they already know we're here. And as far as being quiet so they can't sneak up on you, if a Master wants to sneak up on you, they are going to do it. Doesn't matter who you are. Well, with a few exceptions.' He nodded toward Skippy and his brother Edward.
They were slightly apart from the group, heads cocked as they listened intently and sniffed the air. The two orcs were dressed in black and wearing their balaclavas, though they had ditched their glasses. Their yellow eyes studied the trees and the murky water with great interest. Skippy cradled an old AK47, adorned with feathers and small animal bones, while Edward's hands were empty, but with a pair of short swords strapped over his back. He looked like a ninja.
'How come Ed doesn't have a gun?'
'He's a lousy shot… Anyways, now those boys. They're our early warning system. Ed goes for his sword. Get ready. Orcs sense things different than us.'
'And what about you?' I asked seriously. Obviously Harbinger had some gifts that were not normal.
'Me? I've just got more experience is all… Don't dwell on it.' He chuckled. 'Back to your question, now here's
