newfound maturity with a blow job in the front seat of her rental car. Daphne had friends at every restaurant and, once alerted, stormed directly to my dorm room.
The floor’s residential adviser, clearly unhappy to be woken at three A.M. by a screaming match in the hallway, threatened to call Campus Security. I dragged Daphne into the commons room, where the fight continued into daylight hours.
That was just over a year ago. It’s been a long year. Today’s Daphne hardly looks primed for a fight. The woman who just last week, according to the police report, splashed gasoline onto my parents’ home as she screamed my name now appears to be a candidate for the world’s longest nap. She’s here at Kings Park, undergoing psychiatric evaluation, thanks to the Herculean efforts of Larry Kirschenbaum, whose connections and savvy kept her out of the general population at Rikers Island when my father refused to drop the charges.
“How are your parents?” she asks.
“Mom’s a little ticked about her rosebushes.”
“I am so sorry.”
“Don’t be. Insurance will cover most of it. The rest can come out of Dad’s hooker fund. But hey … next time you want to get ahold of me?” I hold up the Motorola. “I’ve even got one of these now.”
“Ha,” she says. “What are you, a drug dealer?”
“Funny you should ask….”
I fill her in on the details of my new life, minus the gloomy stretches of loneliness and my recent make-out session with a rising supermodel.
Daphne manages a real smile when I tell her about the Chelsea. My words seem to nourish her and I remember why we stayed together long enough to make a list of Top 5 Fights. Sure, she’s done some crazy things, but I wasn’t always an honest boyfriend — if she was nuts, I’d helped to get her there. So I continue for an hour, like a rookie camper trying to make fire from flint; there are a few sparks, but in the end, Daphne’s deadened eyes refuse to ignite. She rests a hand on mine, letting me know that it’s okay to stop trying. I promise her I’ll visit again, that she can call me anytime if she needs something, even if it’s just to talk.
“There is one thing you can do for me,” she says.
“I want to find my father.”
Her father left home when she was five. A few years later, he’d completely disappeared from her life. Daphne and I had a running debate over whose grass was greener, the guy with the kind of dad who steals money from his kid to take his mistress out to lunch, or the girl without a father.
“Wow,” I say. “Are you sure now’s a good time for that?”
“His name is Peter.”
“Peter?”
“Peter Robichaux. You said if I needed anything….”
“I meant something that I could actually do.
Finding a guy who dropped off the map ten years ago doesn’t exactly play to my strengths.”
“Forget it,” she says, forcing a smile. “I was just fucking with you. I’m crazy, you know.”
“I’ll see what I can do. Do you have any other information, an address or a phone number?”
“That’s all I got,” she whispers.
It’s a five-minute walk to the parking lot from the building where Daphne is housed. Tana is waiting for me in her car. She holds up her wristwatch when she sees me.
“Really?” she asks.
I climb quietly into her passenger seat. I feel disoriented — spend an hour in a mental institution, and the outside world starts to seem a little weird.
Tana, God bless her, parses my mood. We drive back to Levittown in silence.
CHRISTMAS IS HERE, IF THE CROWDS DESCENDing on the Macy’s in Herald Square are any indication. Which for me means that walkingthe bedrock principle of my workday — is getting tougher. Bitter winds off the river pounce like Clouseau’s man Kato, knocking about the unprepared. Mini-tsunamis form by whatever angle of intersection causes rubber tires to launch numbingly-cold waves of ash-colored snow and gravel onto already icy sidewalks. Getting from point A to point B requires determination, concentration, and fortitude.
None of which is enough to bring me down. Then again, I’m high.
“The whole visit to Daphne, I think it transformed me. It just felt like I was doing the right thing. Like I had a place in the universe as a force for good.”
Or so I explain to Tana as 21 Jump Street goes to commercial break. She smiles brightly, unsure how seriously to take my epiphany. “You going to bogart that spliff all night?” I pass her the joint.
“You’re not going to join the Peace Corps,” she asks, taking a puff. “Are you?”
“No,” I reply, taking the weed back from her. “I don’t know. I haven’t thought this all the way through.
But it’s almost like my whole life has been leading to this point.”
“You have spent a lot of time in the food service industry. And delivering pot, you’re helping a lot of people.”
I nod gravely, examining the burning stick in my hand. “Food for the soul.”
“Uh-huh,” she says, reaching toward me. “Now share. Me hungry.”
Earlier that evening, I’d spoken to Larry Kirschenbaum about Daphne’s father. He gave me the name of a private investigator he thought might be able to help — an excop named Henry Headbut he’d probably charge me five hundred a week.
“Not a problem,” I responded a little too quickly, causing Larry to study me in a new light. Not respect, exactly — more like the instinct, earned from decades of defending criminals, that I might sometime soon require his professional services.
The truth was I could afford Henry Head, thanks to my ongoing business relationship with Danny Carr. I’d planned to reinvest the extra salary into my ongoing efforts to woo K. away from Nate. But so far it hadn’t mattered: I hadn’t seen her in the nearly two weeks since we’d mashed in the bar. In the rush to leave I’d forgotten to ask for her number.
Ray thought he had it, but couldn’t find it, and suggested I “just drop by her place.” Which I did, once again feeling like a stalker, again with zero success.
That Friday night, I debark the elevator on Danny Carr’s floor. His assistant Rick is outside the office door, hovering over a fax machine.
“So if it isn’t the man of mystery,” he greets me.
“Howdy, Rick. The boss around?”
“Just finishing up a call. You guys gonna …” Rick places his thumb and forefinger in front of his mouth and sucks in, mimicking a toke.
“I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about.”
Rick smiles, or at least bares his canines trying.
“So it’s like that, huh?” He turns his attention to the inbox on his desk. A minute later, Danny pokes his head out from his office.
“My new best friend,” he says, gesturing me in.
“You can go, Rick.”
“What about the fax?”
“I’ll get the fax,” Danny replies. “Now get out of here.”
Rick gathers his things slowly, a man with something on his mind. “You decide about those tickets?” he finally blurts out.
“Yeah,” Danny says in a flat voice. “I don’t think that’s going to happen this time.”
“Ain’t no thang,” replies Rick. “See you on Monday, Boss. Don’t party too hard this weekend.
Later days and better lays.”
Danny’s already on his way back into his office. I follow, closing the door behind me per his request.
“What a prick,” he says, already removing the vaporizer from his sin cabinet. “Wants my fucking Knicks
