Artemis Fowl: the time paradox

been an LEP jumpsuit in that lock-up. If you were invisible to man and machine, I would be more comfortable with this.’

Holly twisted her chin, calling her magic, and blobs of her disappeared until there was nothing left in the seat but haze.

‘Don’t worry, Artemis,’ she said, her voice sounding almost robotic because of the vibration. ‘I have been on missions before. You are not the only smart one in the souq.’

Artemis was not in the least cheered by this. ‘All the more reason to be careful. I wish there’d been a set of wings in the terminal. What sort of lock-up doesn’t have wings?’

‘Pot luck,’ said Holly, her voice floating through the expandable seal of the portal. ‘We got what we got.’

‘We got what we got,’ repeated Artemis, following Holly’s progress down the steps and across the courtyard with the infra-red filter. ‘Terrible grammar.’

Ten-year-old Artemis felt as though he had been dipped in a jar of honey and left to bake on the surface of the sun. His garments had moulded themselves to his skin and a tornado of flies revolved round his head. Artemis’s throat was sandpaper dry, and he could hear his breath and pulse as though he were wearing a helmet.

And the stench. The stench was a hot wind gusting in his nose and eyes.

I must persevere, he thought with a focused determination beyond his years. Father needs me. Also, I refuse to be cowed by this odious man.

The souq was a confusing kaleidoscope of pumping limbs, splashing dye and evening shadows. And, from Artemis’s point of view, things were even more confusing. Elbows flashed past, urns rang like bells and the air was shattered by sharp bolts of French and Arabic above his head.

Artemis allowed himself a moment to meditate. He closed his eyes, taking shallow breaths through his mouth.

Very well, he thought. To business, Doctor Kronski.

Luckily the doctor was enormous, and, as Artemis made his way through the souq, he quickly spotted Kronski on the opposite diagonal.

Look at that poseur. A camouflage suit! Does he honestly believe himself a general in some war against the animal kingdom?

Artemis himself drew surprised stares from the locals. Tourists were not unusual in the souq, but lone ten- year-old boys in formal suits, carrying monkey cages, were rare in any part of the world.

It is a simple matter. Walk to the centre and set down the cage.

But even walking through this souq was not simple. Workers bustled through the lanes between vats, laden with dozens of sopping hides. Strings of dye flew through the air, striping the clothes of tourists and other workers. Artemis was forced to tread carefully and give way several times before he eventually reached the small clearing at the centre.

Kronski was there before him, perched on the tiny stool that folded out from the top of his hunting cane, puffing on a thin cigar.

‘Apparently, I’m missing out on half the experience,’ he said, as though they were simply continuing a conversation. ‘The best part of a cigar is the aroma, and I can’t smell a thing.’

Artemis was silently infuriated. The man looked completely comfortable, with barely a drop of sweat on his brow. He forced himself to smile.

‘Do you have the money, Damon?’ At least he could annoy the good doctor by neglecting his title.

Kronski did not seem annoyed. ‘Got it right here, Ah-temis,’ he said, patting his breast pocket. ‘A hundred thousand is such a trifling amount, I managed to stuff every last note into my suit pocket.’

Artemis could not resist a jibe. ‘And what a lovely suit it is.’

Kronski’s violet-coloured glasses flashed in the last rays of the sun. ‘Unlike your own, my boy, which appears to be losing its character in this heat.’

It was true; Artemis felt that the only thing holding him upright was the dried sweat on his spine. He was hungry, tired and irritable.

Focus. The end justifies the sacrifices.

‘Well, obviously I have the lemur, so can we please proceed?’

Kronski’s fingers twitched, and Artemis could guess what he was thinking.

Take the lemur from the boy. Just grab it. No need to part with the hundred thousand.

Artemis decided to nip this kind of thinking in the bud.

‘In case you’re entertaining any rash notions of reneging on our agreement, let me say just one word to you: Butler.’

One word was enough. Kronski knew Butler’s reputation, but not his whereabouts. His fingers twitched once more and then were still.

‘Very well, Ah-temis. Let’s get this business over with. I’m sure you appreciate that I need to inspect the merchandise.’

‘Of course. And I’m sure you appreciate that I will need to see a sample of your currency.’

‘Why, of course.’ Kronski wiggled his hand into a pocket and withdrew a fat envelope brimming with purple five-hundred-euro notes. He carelessly selected one and passed it across to Artemis.

‘Gonna smell it, are you, Ah-temis?’

‘Not exactly.’ Artemis flipped open his mobile phone and selected a UV and magnetic currency scanner from its augmented menu. He passed the note in front of the purple light, checking for the watermark and metal strip.

Kronski pressed a hand to his heart. ‘I am wounded, boy, injured, that you should think I would cheat you. Why, it would cost more than a hundred thousand to forge a hundred thousand. A good set of plates costs twice that.’

Artemis closed the phone. ‘I am not a trusting person, Damon. You’ll learn that about me.’ He placed the cage on the stone plinth. ‘Now, your turn.’

In that moment, Kronski’s entire attitude changed. His offhand nature vanished, replaced with a giddiness. He smiled and tittered, tiptoeing to the cage like a child to the Christmas tree.

Perhaps a normal child, thought Artemis sourly. Christmas morning holds no surprises for me, thanks to the X-ray scanner on my mobile phone.

Obviously the prospect of extinguishing the life spark of another species excited Kronski hugely. He leaned over the cage daintily, squinting through the airholes.

‘Yes, yes. All appears to be in order. But I will need to take a closer look.’

‘One hundred thousand euro buys you all the closer looks you need.’

Kronski tossed the envelope to Artemis. ‘Oh, take it, you tiresome boy. You really distress me, Ah-temis. A boy like you can’t have many friends.’

‘I’ve got one friend,’ retorted Artemis, pocketing the money. ‘And he’s bigger than you.’

Kronski opened the box just wide enough to grab the lemur by the scruff of the neck. He hoisted the animal aloft like a trophy, checking him from all angles.

Artemis took a step back, casting suspicious glances around the souq.

Perhaps nothing is going to happen, he thought. Perhaps those creatures were not as resourceful as I believed. I may have to be content with the hundred thousand for now.

And then the resourceful creatures arrived.

Holly did not have wings to fly but that did not mean she couldn’t cause havoc. There had been no weapons in the LEP lock-up beyond the single Neutrino, but there had been some mining equipment, including a few dozen blaster buttons, which Holly was now sprinkling into the unattended dye vats around the souq, with a double helping underneath Butler’s window.

Though she was invisible, Holly took extra care with her movements, as shielding without a suit was wild magic indeed. Any sudden gestures or collisions could cause her body to vent magical fireworks, which would look