'Mm.'
The two men drank in silence. Some of the answers almost right. . others on the tip of his tongue. . What, wondered Morse, if he had been right, or almost right? If only he could start again. . Suddenly he sat up, forgot his incapacity, yelped 'Oh, me foot!' and leaned back again into his nest of pillows. He
Lewis nodded. As he went off for the writing paper Morse interrupted him.
'Three favours. Open a few of those cans.'
A thought had been floating around in Morse's mind for several days, elusive as a bar of soap in a slippery bath. In the beginning was the thought, and the thought became word and Morse unwrapped the text carefully and read the message.
Lewis wondered if he should wake him, but the pungent smell of fried batter and vinegar saved him the trouble.
'What's the time, Lewis? I've been asleep.'
'Quarter past one, sir. Do you want the fish and chips on a plate? Me and the wife always eat 'em off the paper — seems to taste better somehow.'
'They say it's the newsprint sticking to the chips,' replied Morse, taking the oily package from his sergeant and tucking in with relish. 'You know, Lewis, perhaps we've been going about this case in the wrong way.'
'We have, sir?'
'We've been trying to solve the case in order to find the murderer, right?'
'I suppose that's the general idea, isn't it?'
'Ah, but we might get better results the other way round.'
'You mean. .' But though Morse waited it was clear that Lewis had no idea whatsoever what he meant.
'I mean we ought to find the murderer in order to solve the case.'
'I see,' said Lewis, unseeing.
'I'm glad you do,' said Morse. 'It's as clear as daylight — and open some of these bloody curtains, will you?'
Lewis complied.
'If,' continued Morse, 'if I told you who the murderer was and where he lived, you could go along and you could arrest him, couldn't you?' Lewis nodded vaguely and wondered if his superior officer had caught his skull on the kitchen sink before landing on his precious right foot. 'You could, couldn't you? You could bring him here to see me, you could keep him at a safe distance from my grievous injury — and he could tell us all about it, eh? He could do all our work for us, couldn't he?'
Morse jabbered on, his mouth stuffed with fish and chips, and with genuine concern Lewis began to doubt the Inspector's sanity. Shock was a funny thing; he'd seen it many times in road accidents. Sometimes two or three days afterwards some of the parties would go completely gaga. They'd recover of course. . Or had Morse been drinking? Not the beer. The opened cans were still unpoured. A heavy responsibility suddenly seemed to descend on Lewis's shoulders. He was sweating slightly. The room was hot, the autumn sun bright upon the glass of the bedroom window.
'Can I get you anything, sir?'
'Yep. Flannel and soap and towel. By Jove, your wife's right, Lewis. I'll never eat 'em off a plate again.'
A quarter of an hour later a bewildered sergeant let himself out of the front door of Morse's flat. He felt a little worried and would have felt even more so if he had been back in the bedroom at that moment to hear Morse talking to himself, and nodding occasionally whenever he particularly approved of what he heard coming from his own lips.
'Now my first hypothesis, ladies and gentlemen, and as I see things the most vital hypothesis of all — I shall make many, oh yes, I shall make many — is this: that the murderer is living in North Oxford. You will say this is a bold hypothesis, and so it is. Why should the murderer not live in Didcot or Sidcup or even Southampton? Why should he live in North Oxford? Why not, coming nearer home, why not just in Oxford? I can only repeat to you that I am formulating a hypothesis, that is, a supposition, a proposition, however wild, assumed for the sake of argument; a theory to be proved (or disproved — yes, we must concede that) by reference to facts, and it is with facts and not with airy-fairy fancies that I shall endeavour to bolster my hypothesis.