This was a shameless lie. I hadn't given the matter a moment's thought until now, when I saw that I could kill two birds with one stone.
'Ah, yes,' Miss Cool said. 'Margaret Pickery off to tend the sister in Nether-Wolsey: the Singer, the needle, the finger, the twins, the wayward husband, the bottle, the bills. a moment of unexpected and rewarding usefulness for Tilda Mountjoy.
'Acid drops,' she said suddenly. 'Sunday or no, acid drops would be the perfect choice.'
'I'll have sixpence worth,' I said.
'. and a shilling's worth of the horehound sticks,' I added. Horehound was my secret passion.
Miss Cool tiptoed to the front of the shop and pulled down the blinds.
'Just between you and me and the gatepost,' she said in a conspiratorial voice.
She scooped the acid drops into a purple paper bag of such a funereal color that it simply cried out to be filled with a scoop or two of arsenic or
'That will be one-and-six,' she said, wrapping the hore hound sticks in paper. I handed her two shillings and while she was still digging in her pockets I said, 'That's all right, Miss Cool, I don't require change.'
'What a sweet child you are.' She beamed, slipping an extra horehound stick into the wrappings. 'If I had children of my own, I couldn't hope to see them half so thoughtful or so generous.'
I gave her a partial smile and kept the rest of it for myself as she directed me to Miss Mountjoy's house.
'Willow Villa,' she said. 'You can't miss it. It's orange.'
WILLOW VILLA WAS, as Miss Cool had said, orange; the kind of orange you see when the scarlet cap of a Death's Head mushroom has just begun to go off. The house was hidden in the shadows beneath the flowing green skirts of a monstrous weeping willow whose branches shifted uneasily in the breeze, sweeping bare the dirt beneath it like a score of witches' brooms. Their movement made me think of a piece of seventeenth-century music that Feely sometimes played and sang—very sweetly, I must admit—when she was thinking of Ned:
The willow-tree will twist, and the willow-tree will
twine,
O I wish I was in the dear youth's arms that once had
the heart of mine.
The song was called “The Seeds of Love,” although love was not the first thing that came to mind whenever I saw a willow; on the contrary, they always reminded me of Ophelia (Shakespeare's, not mine) who drowned herself near one.
Except for a handkerchief-sized scrap of grass at one side, Miss Mountjoy's willow filled the fenced-in yard. Even on the doorstep I could feel the dampness of the place: the tree's languid branches formed a green bell jar through which little light seemed to penetrate, giving me the odd sensation of being under water. Vivid green mosses made a stone sponge of the doorstep, and water stains stretched their sad black fingers across the face of the orange plaster.
On the door was an oxidized brass knocker with the grinning face of the Lincoln Imp. I lifted it and gave a couple of gentle taps. As I waited, I gazed absently up into the air in case anyone should be peeking out from behind the curtains.
But the dusty lace didn't stir. It was as if there was no breath of air inside the place.
To the left, a walk cobbled with old, worn bricks led round the side of the house, and after waiting at the door for a minute or two, I followed it.
The back door was almost completely hidden by long tendrils of willow leaves, all of them undulating with a slightly expectant swishing, like a garish green theater curtain about to rise.
I cupped my hands to the glass at one of the tiny windows. If I stood on tiptoe—
'What are you doing here?'
I spun round.
Miss Mountjoy was standing outside the circle of willow branches, looking in. Through the foliage, I could see only vertical stripes of her face, but what I saw made me edgy.
'It's me, Miss Mountjoy. Flavia,' I said. 'I wanted to thank you for helping me at the library.'
The willow branches rustled as Miss Mountjoy stepped inside the cloak of greenery. She was holding a pair of garden shears in one hand and she said nothing. Her eyes, like two mad raisins in her wrinkled face, never left mine.
I shrank back as she stepped onto the walk, blocking my escape.
'I know well enough who you are,' she said. 'You're Flavia Sabina Dolores de Luce—Jacko's youngest daughter.'
'You know he's my father?!' I gasped.
'Of course I know, girl. A person of my age knows a great deal.'
Somehow, before I could stop it, the truth popped out of me like a cork from a bottle.
'The 'Dolores' was a lie,' I said. 'I sometimes fabricate things.'
She took a step towards me.
'Why are you here?' she asked, her voice a harsh whisper.
I quickly plunged my hand into my pocket and fished out the bag of sweets.
'I brought you some acid drops,' I said, 'to apologize for my rudeness. I hope you'll accept them.'
A shrill wheezing sound, which I took to depict a laugh, came out of her.
