“You could have done that now.”
The spider made a clicking sound. “No, no, no! There must
The officer wondered what such a creature could or would buy with all this pay, but he said nothing about that. “Do you want to examine the contents?”
“Yes, if you please. But it’s so damp and wet here, and I’d not like to think that we would open such a box and then drop it in the water. So, for the moment I trust you. You hand me the unopened box, and I hand you this piece of high-tech furniture. You turn and go back to the beach, and I will examine my pay. If it is there, we will not meet again. If it is not, then you and your men will not get off the beach. It’s rather elegantly simple, don’t you think?”
The idea of a horde of naturally camouflaged giant spiders surrounding and covering them was not a welcome thought.
You wouldn’t get many chances to score a hit with these primitive projectile weapons, and they could drop from anywhere.
“Then I fervently hope that what you requested is in this box,” the officer told the spider. “I, naturally, do not even have the combination that would open it.”
The spider’s rear legs came up behind its body and removed something apparently stuck to its fur. A foreleg came up and took the pass from the hind leg, extending a long wooden box to the officer.
“Sergeant,” the officer called, and pointed. The sergeant went up to the spider and tentatively took the box. It appeared to be plain unfinished wood, and had some kind of mucus along one side. This was obviously how it was attached to the spider creature’s body, and it looked and smelled ugly.
The officer then moved up and held out the small box. The spider creature reached out with both forelegs and took it. The legs were complex affairs, he saw, ending in two soft but extremely wide and supple opposing “fingers.” They acted like hands, tentacles, claws, or whatever the creature needed, and, from the deposits in the fur on either side could exude the sticky mucus. The officer suspected that all eight legs were that way, judging from the manner and ease with which the spider had detached and handed over the box.
The officer stepped back as soon as the spider had
There was a fairly basic clasp, and the officer undid it and slowly, carefully, raised the lid.
Inside was an odd-looking carved shape that seemed to make no sense at all, not even as “high-tech furniture.” Neither the officer nor any of his men knew what it was or why it was so important, but they knew that securing it was so vital to their leaders that it was their lives and their families’ lives if they botched getting it.
The officer carefully lowered the lid and redid the clasp. It would have to be transferred to a watertight case before they went back, but that could wait. “All right, Sir Thief, I suppose—” he began, then turned and froze.
There was no spider there, nor anyone or anything else, either.
“So be it,” he said, and turned back to his men. “Squad! Remain on guard and at the ready! About face!” They turned, facing back toward the beach a kilometer or two away. “Let’s get out of this place!” the officer added, and took the lead.
From a tree nearby, the spider creature watched them go, then turned and manipulated some small panels on the box in a certain order. The box lid could now be raised upward, revealing the contents inside.
The near perfect precious stones inside would be convertible anywhere on the Well World where there was interhex commerce. It was a fortune. “
The rest of the small gang he’d assembled for this very easy job were still around, of course, and they would have to be paid off. He’d use the Pegiri government payoff funds for that. These jerks wouldn’t know how valuable the gems in the box were, anyway, and they certainly would never get anywhere near fair market value for them.
The Pegiri looked to him like monkeys with wings and feathers instead of fur. Handy for scouting locales, mapping out approach and getaway routes, that sort of thing. They could fly and he could not. On the other hand, they could not walk up walls nor across ceilings as easily as walking across the floor, as he could, and that skill was much handier for actually stealing things.
One of the Pegiri gang came over to him, jumping from tree to tree but not particularly flying. “Is everything okay?”
“Oh, yes. More than okay,” the spider responded.
“Do you think they’ll use us again like you said?”
“Oh, I’m
“Particularly after they just got their asses whipped,” the Pegirian noted.
The translator issued a sound that it interpreted as a chuckle. “Yes, nicely put. Josich was never one to understand that battles are fought best with the mind and not with brute force. It is why, in the end, he’s always failed.”
“I thought Josich was a she, or don’t that make no difference to squid?”
“They’re not squid, and, yes, it
“That
The spider paused. “No. At least not yet. It’s going to kill one or more of Josich’s friends, allies, and/or former relatives, though.”
“Provided they don’t find the compartment in that box.”
The spider chuckled again. “It won’t matter. That—
“And he’s gonna get her now?”
“It is what he exists for. And there’s a substantial team of cheerleaders back in Zone that would love to see him do it. Still, it will be much more difficult after he makes his next kill. They’ll eventually figure out what he is and start taking countermeasures. Even so, I suspect that Josich will sleep most uneasily once it is known. I know
“Gimme the creeps, that thing.”
The spider smeared mucus on the small box and stuck it on his body almost midway. “And I don’t?”
“Should you, boss? Gimme creeps, that is? You gonna try ’n’ eat me or something?”
The green spider chuckled again. “No, my friend. I do not eat those who are loyal to
“You mean we’re gonna leave Pegiri?”
“Yes. For good, probably, for me. Until you get too rich or develop problems and want to come home and enjoy your money, for you. What do you say?”
“I say we go. But what for you want all that money? What you gonna do with it? After so long it’s just keeping score, right?”
“Ah, my friend, that is where your vision fails you. What you want you should be able to buy, period. What you want and cannot buy, you steal, or, even better, have others steal for you. Wealth is meaningless if it just sits. It’s what it can buy that is important. Power. As much power as you can stand to have.
The Pegirian shifted uncomfortably. “Well, maybe. Guess everybody should have a hobby, huh?”