inquired of my whereabouts. Word has no doubt already reached her about last night's thwarting of her plans, and she, no doubt, wants to pick my brain about what happened.'
'Do you think she suspects that we are behind what happened?'
'No more than I would suspect her of wanting to depose me,' the High Blade replied with a grin, coming to his feet. 'Come with me. Let us seek out my still blushing bride, and let the game of cat and mouse begin!'
In the Tharchioness's Boudoir in the Tower of the Wyvern:
The Tharchioness was not amused.
It was bad enough that she had to endure the damp and smoky gloominess of Mulmaster for yet another one of her thrice-yearly connubial stays, but now to be surrounded by such incompetence was definitely not to her liking, and she had no intention of tolerating it.
She had purposely cut short her stay back in Eltabbar overseeing the rebuilding of her beloved city after the devastating earthquake of a few months back because of the so-called opportunity that had been presented to her ambassador by that traitor to the Thayan cause and the sovereignty of Zulkir Szass Tam, Donal Loomis.
Her just recently executed ambassador with whom the traitor had made contact had been overly optimistic, and had presented his plan as an antidote to the oppressive yoke of matrimony that she had endured for diplomatic reasons with the slimy High Blade of the city to the west.
Szass Tam had explained the necessity of her courtship and marriage to the foul westerner as the first step toward an active Thayan presence in the Moonsea area. The powerful lich lord would then be able to extend his influence farther southward to the Dalelands, while exerting further pressures on the other tharches toward an ultimate goal of the unification of all of Thay under his eternal rule. She had been more than willing to assist him in this ultimate goal, even if it meant subjecting herself to the bondage of matrimony.
Unfortunately, both of them had underestimated the equally acquisitive ambitions of the High Blade, who saw Mulmaster's Tower of the Wyvern as the jumping-off point for his own expansion of power and authority both south and eastward, power which he had no intention of sharing with his bride, or the real power behind her throne.
The now deceased ambassador had presented such a simple plan. A double for the High Blade existed. Why not abduct him, and persuade him that it would be more advantageous for him to follow orders from them than to die an excruciatingly torturous death at their hands? They would then secretly substitute their puppet for Selfaril; placing him on the throne while the real High Blade was secretly spirited away to the east.
According to Ambassador Vitriole, the traitor who had presented this opportunity was mortally in fear of his life, and as a result, could be trusted to follow their exact orders in exchange for their lifting the sentence of death from his misshapen shoulders (which was immediately agreed to with the full knowledge that a new plan would be carried out on the spot once his usefulness had come to an end).
Donal might have been a traitorous, cowardly fool, the Tharchioness thought to herself, but Vitriole was a fool as well for underestimating his traitorous ways. They deserved each other's company in death. Had I had a competent ambassador in place, I wouldn't be in this delicate position. But no, I had to come to Mulmaster early to face my beloved husband when I displaced him as the ruling power of Mulmaster. Now what am I going to do?
The First Princess of Thay gently applied a bit of perfume behind her ears, knowing that the westerner who was her husband would find it distracting. For a similar reason, she had also chosen to wear her silken robe with the plunging neckline that flattered her ample breasts and drew further attention to her eye-catching cleavage.
I must use everything at my disposal, she thought in agitated resignation, once again cursing the incompetence of her minions that necessitated her sensual theatricality.
Her moments of silent reflection on her current predicament were interrupted by the cautious arrival of her new ambassador to Mulmaster.
'First Princess,' the new and fearful ambassador said tentatively, 'you requested my presence?'
'No,' the Tharchioness replied acidly, 'I said that I wanted you at my disposal, here and now. You do know what happened to your predecessor, don't you?'
'Yes, your highness,' the ambassador acknowledged, trying not to show that he had just soiled himself out of sheer terror and fear.
The Tharchioness, born Dmitra Flas and now also known as the First Princess of Thay, was legendary in her cruelty, and the execution of Vitriole was only the most recent of her acts of intolerance toward what she considered to be traitorous incompetence. Anything that hindered Szass Tam's ultimate plans was considered to be treasonous within the tharch of Eltabbar, and treason was always punishable by death.
The Tharchioness gave the ambassador a quick once-over. His Mulan lineage was apparent. Rumors of non- Mulan spies in Thay were rampant, and precautions had to be taken. His hairless pate was adorned by the long- since faded tattoos of what once must have been magically-empowered images of phoenixes in flight. Now they were just inked drawings on a wrinkled and pale skull.
Great, she thought to herself, another spineless political appointee who has long since passed his age of usefulness. Why don't they ever send me someone who is young and vibrant rather than another impotent husk of a boot licker?
The Tharchioness looked him in the eyes, dead on.
He dropped to the floor, cringing in an absurd amalgam of abasement and terror.
The Tharchioness rolled her eyes, her contempt turning to cruel amusement, and said, 'Well, it doesn't look like you are long for this job, and you know what that means?'
'Yes, your Tharchioness,' he managed to get out through trembling lips and chattering teeth.
'Find my husband, corpse maggot, and do it fast,' she ordered, revelling in the sheer terror her latest ambassador felt toward her. 'I haven't laid eyes on him since I arrived yesterday.'
'Perhaps he is avoiding…' the quivering mass offered.
'I don't recall giving you permission to speak, corpse maggot!'
'No, your Tharchioness.'
'So don't just cower there, find him!' she screamed, sending him out of the room at a break-neck pace that was, no doubt, largely propelled by complete and utter terror.
The Tharchioness laughed for a moment, her thoughts temporarily diverted from the precarious situation at hand.
'And while you're at it,' she said aloud with a grin, though the ambassador had long since left, 'clean yourself up. You can't seek the High Blade smelling of excrement. He might mistake you for one of his subjects.'
The Reid Room in the Tower of the Wyvern:
The two heads of state met in the receiving room, their entrances carefully orchestrated and timed by their retinues so that neither seemed to have been left waiting for the other.
'Darling,' the Tharchioness cooed.
'My Thayan beauty,' the High Blade countered, 'I was not expecting you for another month.'
'I just couldn't stand being away from you,' she replied, her cruel lips pursed in fake kisses for the husband she hated.
'That makes two of us,' he agreed with just a hint of a leer that the retinues would no doubt mistake for lust, rather than contempt. 'How goes the rebuilding of Eltabbar?'
'Slowly.'
'Earthquake, wasn't it?'
'Right as always.'
During the entire exchange neither the husband nor the wife had come any closer to each other, and still stood on opposite sides of the room. They tentatively drew closer together, still halting well before they had reached an arm's distance.
He first noticed the scent of a new perfume as they entered the room, while she recognized the foul stench of his tobacco. Their eyes never left each other, like two jungle cats each waiting for the other to be the first to blink, at which point the other would strike a lethal blow.
She's even icier than usual, the High Blade thought. She is probably already aware that her plan has gone awry.
Usually he can't remove his eyes from my breasts, the Tharchioness contemplated. Now he won't break my stare. He knows something and is trying to see if I know it, too. I mustn't give myself away.
