'My dear, I do not care to see Queen Helen again, and that is a fact. I am contented here, with a wife befitting my station, suited to my endowments, and infinitely excelling my deserts.'
'And do you think of that tow-headed bean-pole very often, King Jurgen?'
'That is unfair, and you wrong me, Chloris, with these unmerited suspicions. It pains me to reflect, my dear, that you esteem the tie between us so lightly you can consider me capable of breaking it even in thought.'
'To talk of fairness is all very well, but it is no answer to a plain question.'
Jurgen looked full at her; and he laughed. 'You women are so unscrupulously practical. My dear, I have seen Queen Helen face to face. But it is you whom I love as a man customarily loves a woman.'
'That is not saying much.'
'No: for I endeavor to speak in consonance with my importance. You forget that I have also seen Achilles.'
'But you admired Achilles! You told me so yourself.'
'I admired the perfections of Achilles, but I cordially dislike the man who possesses them. Therefore I shall keep away from both the King and Queen of Pseudopolis.'
'Yet you will not go into the Woods, either, Jurgen—'
'Not after what I have witnessed there,' said Jurgen, with an exaggerated shudder that was not very much exaggerated.
Now Chloris laughed, and quitted her queer embroidery in order to rumple up his hair. 'And you find the People of the Field so insufferably stupid, and so uninterested by your Zorobasiuses and Ptolemopiters and so on, that you keep away from them also. O foolish man of mine, you are determined to be neither fish nor beast nor poultry and nowhere will you ever consent to be happy.'
'It was not I who determined my nature, Chloris: and as for being happy, I make no complaint. Indeed, I have nothing to complain of, nowadays. So I am very well contented by my dear wife and by my manner of living in Leuke,' said Jurgen, with a sigh.
29. Concerning Horvendile's Nonsense
It was on a bright and tranquil day in November, at the period which the People of the Field called the summer of Alcyone, that Jurgen went down from the forest; and after skirting the moats of Pseudopolis, and avoiding a meeting with any of the town's dispiritingly glorious inhabitants, Jurgen came to the seashore.
Chloris had suggested his doing this, in order that she could have a chance to straighten things in his cabin while she was tidying her tree for the winter, and could so make one day's work serve for two. For the dryad of an oak-tree has large responsibilities, what with the care of so many dead leaves all winter, and the acorns being blown from their places and littering up the ground everywhere, and the bark cracking until it looks positively disreputable: and Jurgen was at any such work less a help than a hindrance. So Chloris gave him a parcel of lunch and a perfunctory kiss, and told him to go down to the seashore and get inspired and make up a pretty poem about her. 'And do you be back in time for an early supper, Jurgen,' says she, 'but not a minute before.'
Thus it befell that Jurgen reflectively ate his lunch in solitude, and regarded the Euxine. The sun was high, and the queer shadow that followed Jurgen was huddled into shapelessness.
'This is indeed an inspiring spectacle,' Jurgen reflected. 'How puny seems the race of man, in contrast with this mighty sea, which now spreads before me like, as So-and-so has very strikingly observed, a something or other under such and such conditions!' Then Jurgen shrugged. 'Really, now I think of it, though, there is no call for me to be suffused with the traditional emotions. It looks like a great deal of water, and like nothing else in particular. And I cannot but consider the water is behaving rather futilely.'
So he sat in drowsy contemplation of the sea. Far out a shadow would form on the water, like the shadow of a broadish plank, scudding shoreward, and lengthening and darkening as it approached. Presently it would be some hundred feet in length, and would assume a hard smooth darkness, like that of green stone: this was the under side of the wave. Then the top of it would curdle, the southern end of the wave would collapse, and with exceeding swiftness this white feathery falling would plunge and scamper and bluster northward, the full length of the wave. It would be neater and more workmanlike to have each wave tumble down as a whole. From the smacking and the splashing, what looked like boiling milk would thrust out over the brown sleek sands: and as the mess spread it would thin to a reticulated whiteness, like lace, and then to the appearance of smoke sprays clinging to the sands. Plainly the tide was coming in.
Or perhaps it was going out. Jurgen's notions as to such phenomena were vague. But, either way, the sea was stirring up a large commotion and a rather pleasant and invigorating odor.
And then all this would happen once more: and then it would happen yet again. It had happened a number of hundred of times since Jurgen first sat down to eat his lunch: and what was gained by it? The sea was behaving stupidly. There was no sense in this continual sloshing and spanking and scrabbling and spluttering.
Thus Jurgen, as he nodded over the remnants of his lunch.
'Sheer waste of energy, I am compelled to call it,' said Jurgen, aloud, just as he noticed there were two other men on this long beach.
One came from the north, one from the south, so that they met not far from where Jurgen was sitting: and by an incredible coincidence Jurgen had known both of these men in his first youth. So he hailed them, and they recognized him at once. One of these travellers was the Horvendile who had been secretary to Count Emmerick when Jurgen was a lad: and the other was Perion de la Foret, that outlaw who had come to Bellegarde very long ago disguised as the Vicomte de Puysange. And all three of these old acquaintances had kept their youth surprisingly.
Now Horvendile and Perion marveled at the fine shirt which Jurgen was wearing.
'Why, you must know,' he said, modestly, 'that I have lately become King of Eubonia, and must dress according to my station.'
So they said they had always expected some such high honor to befall him, and then the three of them fell to talking. And Perion told how he had come through Pseudopolis, on his way to King Theodoret at Lacre Kai, and how in the market-place at Pseudopolis he had seen Queen Helen. 'She is a very lovely lady,' said Perion, 'and I marvelled over her resemblance to Count Emmerick's fair sister, whom we all remember.'
'I noticed that at once,' said Horvendile, and he smiled strangely, 'when I, too, passed through the city.'
'Why, but nobody could fail to notice it,' said Jurgen.
'It is not, of course, that I consider her to be as lovely as Dame Melicent,' continued Perion, 'since, as I have contended in all quarters of the world, there has never lived, and will never live, any woman so beautiful as Melicent. But you gentlemen appear surprised by what seems to me a very simple statement. Your air, in fine, is one that forces me to point out it is a statement I can permit nobody to deny.' And Perion's honest eyes had narrowed unpleasantly, and his sun-browned countenance was uncomfortably stern.
'Dear sir,' said Jurgen, hastily, 'it was merely that it appeared to me the lady whom they call Queen Helen hereabouts is quite evidently Count Emmerick's sister Dorothy la Desiree.'
'Whereas I recognized her at once,' says Horvendile, 'as Count Emmerick's third sister, La Beale Ettarre.'
And now they stared at one another, for it was certain that these three sisters were not particularly alike.
'Putting aside any question of eyesight,' observes Perion, 'it is indisputable that the language of both of you is distorted. For one of you says this is Madame Dorothy, and the other says this is Madame Ettarre: whereas everybody knows that this Queen Helen, whomever she may resemble, cannot possibly be anybody else save Queen Helen.'
'To you, who are always the same person,' replied Jurgen, 'that may sound reasonable. For my part, I am several people: and I detect no incongruity in other persons' resembling me.'
'There would be no incongruity anywhere,' suggested Horvendile, 'if Queen Helen were the woman whom we had loved in vain. For the woman whom when we were young we loved in vain is the one woman that we can never see quite clearly, whatever happens. So we might easily, I suppose, confuse her with some other woman.'
'But Melicent is the lady whom I have loved in vain,' said Perion, 'and I care nothing whatever about Queen
