“I’ve never known you to be overwhelmed, Tom.”
“Well, the election is the day after tomorrow, and I’m tired, and I’m thinking about getting out of this business as soon as we’re done.”
“What were you thinking about doing, Tom?”
“I don’t know: chicken farming, llama breeding, something pastoral.”
“Tom, you’re the best there is at this business and one of the few honest men in it. It’s what you were meant to do.”
“That’s what I thought until the past few days, but… ”
“Tom, don’t make any decisions. Just get us through Tuesday, then take a long vacation very far away, and leave your BlackBerry at home.”
“That’s good advice, sir,” Tom said. “If I could parachute out of this airplane and start now, I’d be happy.”
“Let me give you something to do, instead,” Will said.
“I’d be grateful for some orders.”
“Find someone who’s very close to Governor Mike Rivera, in Sacramento, ask him to have Mike call somebody who’s very, very close to Betty Stanton and have that person go see Betty and persuade her that it’s time to wrap up her settlement talks and sign the papers. Have that person make Betty aware that her decision will be for the good of the country, and let that person know not to leave her presence until she has done so.”
“Can we offer her the post of ambassador to the Court of St. James’s?” Tom asked.
“I think she might need something quieter and more soothing, like the Bahamas.”
“Yes, sir.” Tom got to his feet and started out.
“And Tom, on your way out, will you please tell Cora to get me Barbara Ortega at Justice?”
“Yes, sir.”
“And get back to me soonest on the Betty Stanton situation.”
“Yes, sir.”
Will sat and worked for the half a minute it took the phone to buzz. He picked it up.
“Barbara Ortega on the line, Mr. President,” Cora said.
Will took a deep breath. “Hello, Barbara.”
“Mr. President,” she said guardedly.
“Barbara, I’m sorry to have taken so long to call you, but I heard about your appointment at Justice, and I just wanted to congratulate you.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“I know you’ll do a wonderful job there, and I look forward to hearing about your successes-and I’m sure there will be many-during the next four years.”
“That’s very kind of you, Mr. President.”
“You know, Barbara, in spite of our best efforts, we aren’t always able to attract the very best people to government work, even in jobs as important as the one you now hold, jobs that make it possible for someone to actually make a difference in this country. That’s why I’m so pleased that we were able to appoint you. Everything I know about your background, your work experience, and your work ethic tells me that we can expect great things from you.
“After this next term you’re going to be able to write your own ticket: a partnership in a major law firm or, even better, I think you’d make a fine choice for attorney general for the next Democratic president.”
“Well, I’m overwhelmed, Mr. President, and I’m very grateful for your confidence.”
“I hear you’ve bought a beautiful house in Georgetown.”
“Yes, that’s true. I think I’ll be very happy there.”
“I’m sure you will. And I want you to know that we’re very happy to have you aboard.”
“Thank you, Mr. President.”
“And now, I’d better get back to work and make sure you’ll still have a Democratic president to work for after Tuesday’s election. Good-bye, now.”
“Good-bye, Mr. President.”
Will hung up, then buzzed Cora again.
“Yes, Mr. President?”
“Tell Kitty Conroy to come and see me,” he said.
Kitty appeared in seconds, and Will told her to sit down.
“Kitty, I’m sure you’ve already heard about the situation with Marty Stanton, his two girlfriends, and his soon-to-be-former wife.”
“Oh, yes, sir.”
“I want you to pick a columnist, preferably somebody from The Washington Post or The New York Times, and tell him the whole story, off the record, of course.”
Kitty blinked. “What?”
“I’d like to read that column in tomorrow morning’s paper or, better yet, tonight on the paper’s website.”
“Mr. President… ”
“That’ll be all, Kitty.” He turned his attention to his paperwork until she had left the office.
Later that afternoon, as Air Force One was approaching Los Angeles for landing, Tom Black knocked on Will’s door.
“Come in, Tom.”
“Just an update, Mr. President,” Tom said. “Judge Alvin Friedman, in Sacramento, has received the signed settlement agreement from Betty Stanton, and, as a favor to… somebody or other, he immediately signed the divorce decree.”
“That’s good news, Tom, and good work,” Will replied. “Where is Marty Stanton at the moment?”
“In New York, sir. He has an important speech tonight at the Cooper Union.”
“Thank you, Tom.”
“Also, I’m told that Dick Thompson, of the Post has filed a column for tomorrow’s paper revealing the vice president’s, ah, difficulties. It’ll be on their website by nine tonight, when the vice president will be speaking. When he leaves the hall, the press will be all over him.”
“Thank you, Tom,” Will said. “See you on the ground.”
Tom left, and Will picked up the phone.
“Yes, Mr. President?”
“Cora, please get me the vice president.”
Thirty seconds later, the phone buzzed, and Will picked it up.
“The vice president for you, sir.”
“Marty?”
“Yes, Will.”
“How are you?”
“Ready to wrap this thing up.”
“Have you heard from Betty’s lawyers yet?”
“No, and I’m afraid she’s going to be difficult.”
“I wouldn’t worry about it, Marty. In fact, I’m glad to be the first to tell you, you are officially a divorced man. The judge signed the decree a few minutes ago.”
“Are you sure, Will?”
“Absolutely sure, Marty. Also, I wanted to let you know that I have reason to believe that Barbara Ortega is not going to be a problem for you anymore.”
“Well… I’m certainly glad to hear that, but how…”
“Don’t ask, Marty. Now, may I give you some personal advice?”
“Of course, Will.”
