hard kick in the ass. I won't mind.
'About my bad habits. I guess they started way back when I was jus’ a baby. Yeah, man, thassa fuckin' fact, it was none of my own doin'! I was jus' a innocent little baby boy, ‘bout two years old, when my old lady and old man take off and leave me with a baby-sitter, some black-ass neighbor woman. Funny, but I can remember it like it was yesterday, what that old bitch did to me. You may think I'm lyin', man, but I really can remember that far back. I guess it's because that was such a helluva experience for a two-year-old kid.
'After my folks was gone a little bit, this old bitch up and decides to give me a bath in the big tub. I don't remember her takin’ my clothes off, but the first thing I knew, there I was, standin' up naked in the tub, with her coverin' me all over with soap 'cept my face. With her hands she swished those warm soap suds over my belly, up the crack of my ass and all around my little cock and balls, and jus’ kept on doin' that for the longest damn time.
'Me standin' in that warm water almost up to my knees and her kneelin’ outside the tub, reachin' over, givin' me that sudsy rub, sure made me feel good. Man, did it ever! Then she splashed the water up on me, cleanin' off the soap, and there I was with a little hard on. How ‘bout that? I guess it was the first hard on I ever had. And I guess that was jus' what the bitch was aimin' for, to give me a hard on, 'cause the next thing she started playin' with it.
'I'll say this much for her: she really knew how to play with little kids' pricks. Maybe that was why she took up baby-sittin', so she could get her rocks off playin' with little baby-boy cock and balls, knowin' all the time they won't snitch on her. First, she jacked me off slow and easy with one hand, while holdin’ my little nuts in her other hand.
'There, now, Billy,' she said to me, ‘we're get-tin' you nice and clean all over. When I get through with you, honey baby, you'll be as clean as a whistle. Then won't mama and daddy be proud?’
'I guess I couldn't talk very good then, 'cause I don't remember sayin’ back to her. All I remember is how good it felt, and how beautiful my cock looked, standin' out like that. Shit, man, I musta had the biggest cock in the world for a two-year-old kid. Right now I got nine and a half inches, and I guess I got that old neighbor woman to thank. While she jacked me off, she kept stretchin' it out, seem' how long and hard she could get it.
'My lands, child! I do declare, you got the prettiest cock and balls I ever did see on a baby boy,' she said. 'But they're gonna be a whole lot prettier when I get through cleanin' em up real good. Yes, lawd!’
Then the bitch leaned over, at the same time pullin' me closer with a hand around my ass cheeks, and sucked my little hard on into her mouth. Oooooo, Christ, did that feel good! It really turned me on, so much I put both my hands on the back of her head and pulled hard, 'fraid if I didn't my cock might slip outa her mouth. But she was more turned on than me, man, and wasn't about to let it slip out not till she had it 'clean as a whistle.' She musta pumped away with her cock-hungry mouth 'bout fifteen minutes, gulping everything in, balls and all.
'But that wasn't all that excited me. Hell no. Lookin' over the side of the tub, I could see that the old broad had her dress pulled up 'round her waist and was finger-fuckin' herself while she sucked me off. I didn't understand what was happenin', but halfway through, she suddenly started to shake and bounce and moan sorta like she was cry in'. Man, she had herself a big climax, and she spent the next few minutes tryin' to give me one, too. Maybe she wasn't tryin' to make me come maybe she had enough brains to know that two-year-old kids are too young to come but, anyway, she kept right on suckin' my little hairless cock and balls for a while longer.
'There, see, Billy, how nice and clean you are now?' she said as she stood up. 'Now, sweetie, it's my turn to get all nice and clean. You jus' stand right there in the tub like a good little boy, and after I get clean, I'll dry you off and put your clothes on.'
'The dirty stinkin' cunt! The lousy mother-fuckin' whore! D'ya know what she did then? She got right up next to the tub with her dress still pulled up to her waist, with no pants on, and with her legs spread far apart, flashin' her big, hairy gash right in my face. 'See, Billy, I don't have a thing stickin' out like you. I have a big hole between my legs instead. Isn't it pretty with all the hair around it? Go ahead, sweetie baby, you can look at it all you want to.’
'Yeah, man, she was gettin' me started in my one bad habit and me only a little baby! The dirty bitch! I couldn't take my eyes off that big, drippin' cunt of hers. I guess I thought she was some kinda freak, or somethin', not having a cock and balls. And what a fuckin' smell! Whoooeee! But she fixed that up soon enough. I gotta hand that to her. She grabbed a bar of soap and a washcloth and in a hot minute had that gash as tidy as anything.
'Now, honey, it's your turn to finish cleanin' me,’ she said, pullin' my head towards her wide-open box. 'Stick your tongue out and lick me real good in there, then afterward I'll give you the nice bag of candy I brought with me. Aaaaah, that's right, child, put your tongue in deep and lick hard, ail up and down. Mmmmmmmmm, yeeeesssss, now faster. Faster, Billy, faster! Ohhhh, you're making it so nice and clean. Faster, faster, I'm coming, I'm coooommmmiiiinnnngggg!’
'Honestly, man, I couldn't help myself. She was pullin' my face tight up into her gapin’ snatch, and I was thinkin' all the time I had to mind her 'cause my old lady said I'd get a span-kin' if I didn't. Yeah, and I might as well cop out that I kinda liked it, bavin’ my face buried inside that hot, slippery gash with my tongue lickin' up and down over the old bitch's clit and cunt hole. I remember, it was sorta like… like lickin' the bowl my old lady made cake icin' in. Her cunt juice was sweet, man actually sweet.
'Her come was sweet, too. And I mean that old broad could really come! Her come-cream jus' poured and poured outa her snatch. And I lapped it up, every damn bit of it. Shit, I had to; she wasn't gonna let me pull my face outa her gash till I had it licked dry. Then there was that bag of candy she promised me; I sure as hell didn't wanna lose that.
'So I was on my way. The next time I got my cock sucked and ate pussy was a week later, and again and again every Saturday night that my folks went out on the town and hired that same old cunt to baby-sit for me. It kept up until I was about five, then we moved to another town, and I went without for a couple of years. When I was around seven, man, I met a girl my age from down the street and damned if she didn't go for cock and cunt suckin' as much as me. I fucked her, too, but didn't like it as well as having a good blow job. Christ, was I ever hung up on blow jobs by then! And eatin' cunt. Mainly eatin' cunt. Even at the age of seven, I was the world's greatest expert at eatin' cunt. At least, that's what they told me.
'The real turnin’ point in my loused-up career came when I reached the age of ten. Sonovabitch, why did my aunt Beulah have to move in with us then jus' when I was startin’ to get along good in school? She coulda lived somewhere else easy enough, 'cause she was gettin' a pile of alimony from her ex old man and had a shitpot of money from sellin' their house. But no, man, she hadda come to our pad and offer to pay half the rent if she could stay and live with us. And my old man, always jumpin' at the chance to let someone else pick up his tab, jumped at Aunt Beulah's offer. I think he wanted some of her pussy, too, 'cause I used to hear him braggin' a lot ‘bout what a mean cocksman he was.
'So my aunt moved in with us. And, man, I ain't jivin', she was lookin' fine, fine, fine. She wasn't very old oh, ‘bout twenty-eight, I'd say and built like a brick shithouse. She had the biggest set of tits and the broadest ass I ever did see on amp; woman. And she wasn't fat a bit jus' naturally had tits like a cow and an ass like two big, ripe pumpkins. But that ain't what turned me on most. No, man, what turned me on most 'bout aunty was her big mouth, and big wet lips, and pure white skin like my old lady. She was my old lady's older sister, but she looked a lot younger and jus' a helluva lot sexier.
'Anyway, man, she wasn't hardly unpacked at our house when I found out the real reason why she wanted to move in with us. The real reason was me. Yeah, how ‘bout that? Aunt Beulah turned out to be a freak for little boys.
'The first two days she was at our place, I noticed how she kept huggin' me up and tellin' me how sweet I was and what a nice, healthy body I had. She grabbed at every chance to watch when I took my clothes off to go to bed and to take a bath, and a couple of times, when she was sure my folks weren't lookin', she picked me up naked and held me tight up against those big, balloon tits of hers, at the same time squeezin' my ass-cheeks in her hands.
'Once when she picked me up like that, man, I could see down inside her blouse. She wasn't wearin' a bra on those big tits and I saw her nipples, stickin' out damned near an inch, like two little red cocks. My mouth watered, I wanted to suck them so bad, but I jus’ sort of pretended like I didn't see them. After all, man, she was my aunt; I didn't want to let on how she was gettin' to me 'cause she was family, and family, I knew, wasn't for
