for Big Brother to hear. If they started looking at the log, they’d be able to see for themselves. There was no way there’d been a dust tantrum in this weather. There wasn’t even any air. The feathers Bult was spitting out up ahead fell straight down.
Half a klom later we ran into a dust tantrum that was more like a full-blown rage. It got in the transmitter (but not before we’d gotten a full five minutes of it on the log), and up our noses and down our throats, and made it so dark we had to navigate by following the lights on Bult’s umbrella.
By the time we got clear of it, it was getting dark for real, and Bult started looking for a good place to camp, which meant someplace knee-deep in flora so he could get the maximum in fines out of us. Carson wanted to get across the Tongue first, but Bult peered solemnly into the water and pronounced
We set up camp in a hurry, first because we didn’t want to have to unload the ponies after they were down, and then because we didn’t want to be stumbling around in the dark, but all three of Boohte’s moons were up before we got the transmitter unloaded.
Carson went off to tie the ponies up downwind, and Ev helped me spread out the bedrolls.
“Are we in uncharted territory?” he asked.
“Nope,” I said, shaking the dust out of my bedroll. “Unless you count what’s on us.” I spread the bedroll out, making sure it wasn’t on any flora. “Speaking of which, I’d better go call C.J. and tell her where we are.” I handed Carson’s bedroll to him and started over to the transmitter.
“Wait,” he said.
I stopped and turned back to look at him.
“When I talked to C.J., she wanted to know why the dust tantrum hadn’t shown up on the log.”
“And what did you tell her?”
“I said it came in at an angle and blindsided us. I said it blew up so fast I didn’t even see it till you shouted, and by that time we were in the middle of it.”
I
“How come you did that?” I said. “C.J.’d probably give you a free jump for telling her we blew up that storm ourselves.”
“Are you kidding?” he said, looking so surprised I was sorry I’d said it. Of course he wouldn’t betray us. We were Findriddy and Carson, the famous explorers who could do no wrong, even if he’d just caught us red- handed.
“Well, thanks,” I said and wondered exactly how smart he was and what explanation I could get away with. “Carson and I had things we needed to discuss, and we didn’t want Big Brother listening.”
“It’s a gatecrasher, isn’t it? That’s why the expedition left in such a hurry and why you keep running whereabouts when there isn’t supposed to be anybody but us on the planet. You think somebody’s illegally opened a gate. Is that why Bult’s leading us south, to try to keep us from catching him?”
“I don’t know what Bult’s doing,” I said. “He could have kept us away from a gatecrasher by crossing where we were this morning and leading us up along the Wall past Silvershim Creek. He didn’t have to drag us clear down here. Besides,” I said, looking at Bult, who was down by the Tongue with Carson and the ponies, “he doesn’t like Wulfmeier. Why would he try to protect him?”
“Wulfmeier?” Ev said, sounding excited. “Is that who it is?”
“You know Wulfmeier?”
“Of course. From the pop-ups,” he said.
Well, I should have known.
“What do you think he’s doing?” Ev said. “Trading with the indigenous sentients? Mining?”
“I don’t think he’s doing anything. I got a verify this morning that he’s on Starting Gate.”
“Oh,” he said, disappointed. In the pop-ups we must have gone after gatecrashers with lasers blasting. “But you want to go there just to make sure?”
“If Bult ever lets us cross the Tongue,” I said.
Carson came stomping up. “I ask Bult if it’s safe to water the ponies, and he pretends to look in the water and says, ‘
“I was just calling her,” I said. He stomped off, and I went over to the transmitter.
“What can I do?” Ev said, tagging after me like a shuttlewren. “Should I gather some wood for a fire?”
I looked at him.
“Don’t tell me,” he said, catching my expression. “There’s a fine for gathering wood.”
“And starting a fire with advanced technology, and burning indigenous flora,” I said. “We usually try to wait till Bult gets cold and builds one.”
Bult didn’t show any signs of getting cold, even though the wind over the Ponypiles that had sent that dust tantrum into us had a chill to it, and after supper he gave Carson some more dice and then went off and sat under his umbrella out by the ponies.
“What on hell’s he doing now?” Carson said.
“He probably went to get the battery-powered heater he bought last expedition,” I said, rubbing my hands together. “Tell us some more about mating customs, Ev. Maybe a little sex’ll warm us up.”
“Speaking of which, Evie, have you figured out which brand Bult is yet?” Carson said.
As near as I could tell, Ev hadn’t so much as looked at Bult since we started, except when Bult was snacking on the shuttlewren, but he spoke right up.
“Male,” he said.
“How do you figure that?” Carson said, and I was wondering, too. If it was table manners he was going by, that wasn’t any sign. Every indidge I’d seen ate like that, and most of them didn’t bother about taking the feathers off first.
“His acquisitive behavior,” Ev said. “Collecting and hoarding property is a typical male courtship behavior.”
“I thought collecting stuff was a female behavior,” I said. “What about all those diamonds and monograms?”
“Gifts the male gives to the female are symbols of the male’s ability to amass and defend wealth or territory,” Ev said. “By collecting fines and purchasing manufactured goods, Bult is demonstrating his ability to gain access to the resources necessary for survival.”
“Shower curtains?” I said.
“Utility isn’t the issue. The male burin fish collects large quantities of black rock clams, which are of no practical value, since the burin fish only eats flora, and piles them into towers as part of the courtship ritual.”
“And that impresses the female?” I said.
“Ability to amass wealth is indicative of the genetic superiority of the male, and therefore the increased chance of survival for her offspring. Of course she’s impressed. There are other qualities that impress her, too. Size, strength, the ability to defend territory, like that shuttlewren we saw this afternoon—”
Which the female shuttlewrens probably hadn’t been very impressed with, I thought.
“—virility, youth—”
Carson said, “You mean we’re here freezing our hind ends off because Bult’s trying to impress some
He went stomping off into the dark, and I watched the bobbing lantern, wondering what had gotten into him all of a sudden and why Bult wasn’t following him with his log if what Ev said was true. Bult was still sitting out by the ponies—I could see the lights on his umbrella.
“The indigenous sentients on Prii built bonfires as part of their courtship ritual,” Ev said, rubbing his hands