Zambini?’ asked Lady Mawgon.
‘Two million moolah is a lot of moolah,’ added Price.
‘And could pay for
‘I’m not sure the deal is still on the table,’ I said, trying to stall for time.
‘Mr Trimble just called me,’ said Lady Mawgon. ‘The deal is
‘Listen,’ I said, suddenly feeling hot all over, ‘we don’t know for sure the Dragondeath is going to happen. The link between magic and Dragons is not proven, but there’s not a sorcerer in the building who doesn’t believe it’s there. There’s a whiff of Big Magic in the air, and I don’t think we should be cashing in on the Dragondeath—it’s just not what we do.’
‘Who are you to decide what it is we do?’ demanded Lady Mawgon imperiously. ‘Try as you might, you cannot be Mr Zambini, and never will be—you are simply a foundling who got lucky.’
Several of the other sorcerers winced. None of them would have gone
‘If he’s going to die anyway it’s free cash,’ remarked Full Price, trying to calm the situation down, ‘and if the Big Magic goes the wrong way we’ll have lost out completely.’
‘The way through is clear,’ announced Lady Mawgon, even though it wasn’t. ‘We want the cheque and the time and date.’
But I wasn’t yet done.
‘We all know how premonitions work,’ I said, swallowing down my anger at the ‘foundling got lucky’ jibe, ‘and they’ll sometimes come true only by the burden of our expectation. If we sell the time and date, then the Dragon may die whether he was meant to or not. If Big Magic goes the wrong way, as Price suggests, then we may have exchanged magic for cash. I’m not sold on that, and I think many will agree. Everyone is here at Zambini Towers because of what they are or what they have been. And I think that counts for something.’
There was a pause. Sorcerers liked cash as much as the next person, but they liked honour and their calling better.
‘This is all conjecture,’ remarked Monty Vanguard.
‘What in sorcery isn’t?’ added Full Price.
‘There’s no conjecture in a cosy retirement guaranteed,’ said the half-tortoise from the eleventh floor, speaking for the first time.
We all stood there in silence for a moment, so I thought I should act. I took Trimble’s unsigned cheque from the cash tin and laid it on the desk.
‘Randolph, fourteenth Earl of Pembridge, told me Dragondeath Sunday at noon,’ I said, feeling a thumping pulse in my temples. ‘As Lady Mawgon has so graphically pointed out, you don’t need me to make the decision for you, and no, I’m not Mr Zambini and we don’t know when or if he’s coming back. But as long as my name is Jennifer Strange I won’t help ConStuff profit by Maltcassion’s death. And what’s more,’ I went on, my anger suddenly making me impetuous, ‘you can find a new acting head of Kazam if you do. I’ll work out the rest of my servitude helping Unstable Mabel and mucking out the Mysterious X when he has another one of his episodes.’
There was silence when I’d finished, and they all looked at one another uneasily. Powerful they might be, but when things get bad, even sorcerers need leadership.
‘I think we should put it to a vote,’ said Moobin.
‘There won’t be a vote,’ said Lady Mawgon, reaching for the cheque. ‘Our path has never been so clear.’
‘Touch that cheque without a vote and I’ll newt you,’ said Moobin.
It was quite a threat. Being changed into a newt was a spell a wizard would only use as a last resort. It was irreversible and technically murder. But Lady Mawgon thought he was bluffing. After all, it took a lot of power to newt someone.
‘Your days of newting were over long ago,’ she said.
‘Lead into gold, Lady Mawgon, lead into gold.’
Wizard Moobin and Lady Mawgon stared at each other, not wanting to make the first move. Spells were never instantaneous, and required a modicum of hand movements. The thing was, whoever made the first move was the aggressor. If you moved first and newted someone, you were a murderer. Move last and it was self- defence. There was silence in the room as the two of them continued to stare at one another, hardly daring to blink. A week ago this would have been a hollow threat, and even though neither of them had newted anyone for decades, the increased background wizidrical energy and the fact that it was early morning meant that such a thing was possible.
The Remarkable Kevin Zipp broke the stand-off.
‘No one’s going to newt anyone.’
Mawgon and Moobin looked mildly relieved at Zipp’s pronouncement. After all, neither of them wanted to be a murderer—the punishment is particularly nasty.
‘How strong was the premonition?’ I asked.
‘Oh, it wasn’t a premonition,’ he confessed with a grin. ‘I was just listening in to Master Prawn’s phone conversation.’
We all turned to look at Tiger as he placed the handset back on its cradle.
‘That was the news desk at the UKBC,’ he said. ‘I just told them the time and date of the Dragondeath.’
‘You did
He repeated himself to a shocked silence in the room, and then added: ‘The information is out in the public domain, so ConStuff have no advantage. The deal is dead.’
‘You shouldn’t have done that,’ remarked Wizard Moobin.
‘Well, I did,’ he said, taking a deep breath. ‘You can newt me if you like, but Dragons are noble creatures —my conscience is clear.’
‘I’ll make you wish you’d never been born!’ screeched Lady Mawgon, and pointed a long bony finger in his direction. Tiger didn’t even blink.
‘I’m a foundling,’ he said simply, ‘I often wish I’d never been born.’
Lady Mawgon paused, lowered her finger and then strode from the room with a loud cry of ‘Foundlings, bah!’
The others filed out soon after as there was nothing more to be done, and they all glared daggers at Tiger as they went, until only he and I were left.
‘That was a stupid thing to do,’ I said, ‘stupid, but brave.’
‘You and me both, Miss Strange. You were going to resign over it, and I wasn’t going to let that happen.’
He stared up at me with a look of hot indignation, and a clear sense of right and wrong. Mother Zenobia had been right. This one was special. But I couldn’t be angry with him, and couldn’t go without punishing him either—it should have been put to a vote, despite my personal viewpoint.
‘I’ll deal with you when I get back,’ I said, picking up my car keys and whistling for the Quarkbeast. ‘Keep an eye on the phones and stay away from Lady Mawgon.’
‘Where are you going?’
‘To find out what we’re dealing with here.’
‘ConStuff?’
‘No—
William of Anorak
I headed for the local library to try to find something that might tie Dragons and magic together in some sort of Grand Unified Wizidrical Field Theory. I had a strong feeling that the loss of one might mean the loss of the other, and I wasn’t going to sit back and let matters unfold unhindered. I read as much about Dragons as I could
