went all hysterical at the idea of being separated from Kay. Poor little cow. Not much upstairs, and I’m sure Kay preferred it that way. She’s a real control freak. Probably hand-picked Helen’s husband with that in mind too.”
“Sorry?”
“Jason. He’s a PE teacher at Weavers, so not what you’d call an intellectual giant. But a real hunk. And hung. Known as a bit of a stud before Helen hooked him. They say he fucks like a Rossini overture.”
This was an interesting concept but not one that Ellie, in her present antaphrodisiac mode, felt it wise to pursue.
“So Helen’s stayed close to her stepmother? Which means you and Pal aren’t all that close to Helen?”
Cressida shrugged.
“She made her choice.”
“But Pal plays squash with Jason?”
“Yes, he does,” said Cressida. “Can’t think why, especially as I’m sure Jase must whup the shit out of him and Pal’s not a good loser. Still there’s nowt so queer as folks, is there? And most of us are even queerer than we think.”
She gave Ellie what could only be described as a suggestive leer, then said, “Fuck this,” and drove the broken segment of cork down into the bottle, squirting wine over her hand and forearm.
She raised her fingers to her mouth and licked the red drops off, her eyes fixed on Ellie and a tiny smile twitching her lips.
“More ways of popping a reluctant cork than one, eh?” she said. “Pass your glass.”
6 A FISHY SMELL
Moscow House was full of light, which the shuttered and curtained windows kept penned within. Only through the open front door did any escape to offer a weak challenge to the besieging fog.
Finding the electricity switched on had been a big bonus, particularly for Jennison, but he still stuck close to his partner as they went methodically through the downstairs rooms, then headed upstairs.
“Hello hello hello,” said Maycock as he pushed open a bedroom door to reveal a double bed, neatly made up, though not with fresh linen. “This looks like it’s still in use.”
“Yeah. Hey, do you think some of the girls might have been using this place to bring their punters?”
“Could be.” Maycock sniffed the air. “Smell a bit sexy to you?”
Jennison sniffed.
“Nah,” he said. “Think it’s thy haddock.”
There was only one door they couldn’t open.
Some of Jennison’s uneasiness returned. In haunted houses there was always one door that was locked, and when you opened it…
Maycock was kneeling down.
“Key’s in the lock on the inside,” he said.
Jennison said hopefully, “Maybe one of the girls heard us come in and she’s locked herself in here.”
“Could be.”
Maycock banged his fist against the solid oak panel and called, “It’s the police. If there’s anyone in there, come on out.”
Jennison stepped back in alarm, recalling tales of vampires and such creatures who could only join humankind if invited.
Nothing happened.
Maycock stooped to the keyhole again. Once more he sniffed.
“More sex?” said Jennison.
“Bit of a burnt smell.”
“You think there’s a fire in there?”
“No. Not strong enough. Listen.”
He pressed his ear to the door.
“Can you hear something?”
“What?”
“Sort of whirring, scratching noise.”
“Scratching?” said Jennison unhappily, his imagination reviewing a range of possibilities, none of them comforting.
“Yeah. Here, give it a try with your shoulder.”
Obediently, Jennison leaned against the door and heaved.
“Jesus, you couldn’t open a paper bag like that.”
“You try then. Didn’t I hear you once had a trial for Bradford? Or were that a trial at Bradford for masquerading as a rugby player?”
Provoked, Maycock hit the door with all his strength and bounced back nursing his shoulder.
“No go,” he said. “Bolted as well as locked, I’d say.”
“Better call this in,” said Jennison.
He spoke into his personal radio, gave details of the situation, was told to wait.
They went to the head of the stairs and sat down.
“Not one of my best ideas, this,” admitted Maycock. “We’d have been better off eating our nosh outside the chippie, and bugger Bonkers.”
Jennison surreptitiously crossed himself and wished he had some garlic. He knew that at times of psychic stress it was a dangerous thing to name evil spirits as that could easily summon them up. So it came as a shock but no surprise when out of the air came a familiar voice, saying, “So there you are, making yourselves comfortable. OK, what’s going off here? And why does your car smell like a chip-shop?”
They peered into the hallway and found themselves gazing down at the slim athletic figure of Sergeant Bonnick who’d just come through the open door.
They scrambled to their feet but were saved from having to answer by the radio.
“Keyholder to Moscow House is a Mr Maciver, first name Palinurus. Just say if you need that spelt, Joker. We’ve rung the number given and got hold of Mrs Maciver. She got a bit agitated when we told her we wanted to talk to her husband about Moscow House. She says she doesn’t know where he is, in fact nobody seems to know where he is, and he’s missed some kind of appointment this evening. I’ve passed this on to Mr Ireland. Hold on. He’s here.”
Ireland was the duty inspector.
“Alan, you’re sure there’s a key on the inside of that locked door?”
“Certain, sir.”
“Then I think from the sound of it you ought to take a look inside. You need assistance to break in?”
Bonnick spoke into his radio.
“Sergeant Bonnick here, sir. No need. I’ve got a ram in my boot. I’ll get back to you soon as we’re in.”
He tossed his keys to Jennison, who set off down the stairs.
“Be prepared, eh, Sarge?” said Maycock. “Good idea carrying everything you might need around with you.”
“Not always, else you’d be towing a mobile chippie,” said Bonnick. “Show me this locked room.”
He examined the door carefully and stooped to check through the keyhole.
“Key’s still there,” he said.
“Well, it would be,” said Maycock. “Seeing as I just saw it.”
“Not necessarily. Not if there’s someone in there to take it out,” said Bonnick.
“We did shout.”
“Oh well then, they were bound to answer,” said the sergeant. “God, when did you last take some serious exercise?”
Jennison had returned, carrying the ram. He was slightly out of breath. Outside, with the mist turning even
