Four of the six made up the company. Another was the author of the comedietta, 'A Gay Coquette,' which the quartette of layers had been presenting with fair success at several vaudeville houses in the city. The sixth at the table was a person inconsequent in the realm of art, but one at whose bidding many lobsters had perished.
Loudly the six maintained their clamorous debate. No one of the Party was silent except when answers were stormed from him by the excited ones. That was the comedian of 'A Gay Coquette.' He was a young man with a face even too melancholy for his profession.
The oral warfare of four immoderate tongues was directed at Miss Clarice Carroll, the twinkling star of the small aggregation. Excepting the downcast comedian, all members of the party united in casting upon her with vehemence the blame of some momentous misfortune. Fifty times they told her: 'It is your fault, Clarice- it is you alone who spoilt the scene. It is only of late that you have acted this way. At this rate the sketch will have to be taken off.'
Miss Carroll was a match for any four. Gallic ancestry gave her a vivacity that could easily mount to fury. Her large eyes flashed a scorching denial at her accusers. Her slender, eloquent arms constantly menaced the tableware. Her high, clear soprano voice rose to what would have been a scream had it not possessed so pure a musical quality. She hurled back at the attacking four their denunciations in tones sweet, but of too great carrying power for a Broadway restaurant.
Finally they exhausted her patience both as a woman and an artist. She sprang up like a panther, managed to smash half a dozen plates and glasses with one royal sweep of her arm, and defied her critics. They rose and wrangled more loudly. The comedian sighed and looked a trifle sadder and disinterested. The manager came tripping and suggested peace. He was told to go to the popular synonym for war so promptly that the affair might have happened at The Hague.
Thus was the manager angered. He made a sign with his hand and a waiter slipped out of the door. In twenty minutes the party of six was in a police station facing a grizzled and philosophical desk sergeant.
'Disorderly conduct in a restaurant,' said the police- man who had brought the party in.
The author of 'A Gay Coquette' stepped to the front. He wore nose-glasses and evening clothes, even if his shoes had been tans before they met the patent-leather-polish bottle.
'Mr. Sergeant,' said he, out of his throat, like Actor Irving, 'I would like to protest against this arrest. The company of actors who are performing in a little play that I have written, in company with a friend and myself were having a little supper. We became deeply interested in the discussion as to which one of the cast is responsible for a scene in the sketch that lately has fallen so flat that the piece is about to become a failure. We may have been rather noisy and intolerant of interruption by the restaurant people; but the matter was of considerable importance to all of us. You see that we are sober and are not the kind of people who desire to raise disturbances. I hope that the case will not be pressed and that we may be allowed to go.'
'Who makes the charge?' asked the sergeant.
'Me,' said a white-aproned voice in the rear. 'De restaurant sent me to. De gang was raisin' a rough- house and breakin' dishes.'
'The dishes were paid for,' said the playwright. 'They were not broken purposely. In her anger, because we remonstrated with her for spoiling the scene, Miss -- '
'It's not true, sergeant,' cried the clear voice of Miss. Clarice Carroll. In a long coat of tan silk and a red- plumed hat, she bounded before the desk.
'It's not my fault,' she cried indignantly. 'How- dare they say such a thing! I've played the title role ever since it was staged, and if you want to know who made it a success, ask the public -- that's all.'
'What Miss Carroll says is true in part,' said the author. 'For five months the comedietta was a drawing- card in the best houses. But during the last two weeks it has lost favour. There is one scene in it in which Miss Carroll made a big hit. Now she hardly gets a hand out of it. She spoils it by acting it entirely different from her old way.'
'It is not my fault,' reiterated the actress.
'There are only two of you on in the scene,' argued the playwright hotly, 'you and Delmars, here -- '
'Then it's his fault,' declared Miss Carroll, with a lightning glance of scorn from her dark eyes. The comedian caught it, and gazed with increased melancholy at the panels of the sergeant's desk.
The night was a dull one in that particular police station.
The sergeant's long-blunted curiosity awoke a little.
'I've heard you,' he said to the author. And then he addressed the thin-faced and ascetic-looking lady of the company who played 'Aunt Turnip-top' in the little comedy. 'Who do you think spoils the scene you are fussing about?' he asked.
'I'm no knocker,' said that lady, 'and everybody knows it. So, when I say that Clarice falls down every time in that scene I'm judging her art and not herself. She was great in it once. She does it something fierce now. It'll dope the show if she keeps it up.'
The sergeant looked at the comedian.
'You and the lady have this scene together, I under- stand. I suppose there's no use asking you which one of you queers it?'
The comedian avoided the direct rays from the two fixed stars of Miss Carroll's eyes.
'I don't know,' he said, looking down at his patent- leather toes.
'Are you one of the actors?' asked the sergeant of a dwarfish youth with a middle-aged face.
'Why, say!' replied the last Thespian witness, 'you don't notice any tin spear in my hands, do you? You haven't heard me shout: 'See, the Emperor comes!' since I've been in here, have you? I guess I'm on the stage long enough for 'em not to start a panic by mistaking me for a thin curl of smoke rising above the footlights.'
'In your opinion, if you've got one,' said the sergeant, 'is the frost that gathers on the scene in question the work of the lady or the gentleman who takes part in it?'
