“I know. It’s part of the job description.”
We moved over to the squat rack. We slammed on as many forty-fives as we could find, then some thirty- fives.
“You know,” said Sanchez, “people here think we’re freaks. Maybe we should go to a real gym.”
“I like it here,” I said, hunkering down under the bar and placing my feet exactly the width of my shoulders. “Besides, it’s open twenty-four hours.”
Sanchez shook his head.
12.
He was watching me knowingly with those nondescript eyes. Nondescript only in color, that is. Everything else about them was, well, very non-nondescript.
He knows what you’re thinking.
The words flashed across my mind, along with the popular Christmas tune, and a chill went through me.
I was having another Big Mac. Or three. He was drinking another coffee. Lukewarm and black. Just like I like my women. Kidding.
“So have you told anyone about me?” he asked.
“That I speak to God in a McDonald’s?”
“Yes.”
“Everyone I know. Hell, even people I don’t know. In fact, I just told the sixteen-year-old gal working behind the counter that I was meeting with God in a few minutes and could she hurry.”
“And what did she say?”
“Said she was going to call the cops.”
Jack shook his head and sipped some more of his coffee. I noticed he still had the same streaks of dirt along his forehead.
“So your answer is no,” he said.
“Of course it’s no, and if you were God you would know that.”
He said nothing; I said nothing. A very old man had sat in a booth next to us. The old man smiled at Jack, and Jack smiled back. The man leaned over and spoke to us.
“I’m coming home soon,” he said.
“Yes,” said Jack. “You are.”
“I’m ready,” said the old man, and sat back in his seat and proceeded to consume a gooey cinnamon roll.
“What was that about?” I asked Jack, not bothering to lower my voice. Hell, the man was as old as the hills, no way he could overhear us.
“He’s going to die tonight,” said Jack, rather nonchalantly, I thought.
“Well,” I said after a moment, “his heart could only take so many cinnamon rolls.”
Jack looked at me and sipped his coffee carefully, cradling the paper cup in both hands. He said nothing.
“Why do you drink with both hands?” I finally asked.
“I enjoy the feel of the warm cup.”
“And why do you look at me so closely?”
“I enjoy soaking in the details of a moment.”
We had gone over this before.
“Live in the moment,” I repeated. “And all that other bullshit.”
“Yes,” he said. “And all that other bullshit.”
“There is no past and there is no future,” I continued, on a holy roll.
“Exactly.”
“Only the moment,” I said.
“You’re getting it, Jim. Good.”
“No, I’m not, actually. You see, Jack, I know for a fact that there is a past because a young girl got slaughtered outside her house. In the past.”
“You have taken a personal interest in the case, I see.”
“And now someone has killed themselves. A coach at the same high school-but, of course, you know all of this.”
Jack sat unmovingly, watching me closely.
“I saw his brains on the wall and I saw the hole in his head,” I continued. “Damn straight this case has gotten personal.”
We were silent. I could hear myself breathing, my breath running ragged in my throat. I had gotten worked up.
“You know, it’s damn hard having a conversation with someone who claims to know everything,” I said, concluding.
“I never claimed to know everything. You assume I know everything.”
“Well, do you?”
“Yes.”
“Well, fuck me. There you go.”
“But you’re forgetting something,” said Jack patiently. He was always patient, whoever the hell he was.
“No,” I said. “Don’t tell me.”
“Yes,” he said, telling me anyway. “You, too, know everything.”
We had gone over this before, dozens of times.
“The answers are always within you,” he said.
“Would have been nice to know during algebra tests.”
“You knew the answers then, just as you know them now.”
“Bullshit.”
He smiled serenely.
“If you say so,” he said.
“Fine,” I said, “So how is it that I know everything, when, in fact, I don’t feel like I know shit?”
“First of all, you know everything because you are a part of me,” he said.
“Part of a bum?”
“Sure,” he said. “We are all one. You, me and everyone you see.”
“So I know the answers because you know the answers,” I said.
“Something like that,” he said. “Mostly, you know the answers because the answers have already been revealed to you. Would you like an example?”
“Please.”
“What’s the Atomic symbol for gold?”
“Wait, I know this one.” I rubbed my head. “Fuck. I don’t remember. Wait, I’ll take a stab at it: G-O?”
“No, it’s A-U.”
“At least I was close.”
“What’s the Atomic symbol for gold?” he asked again.
“A-U,” I said without thinking. “Wait, I only know that because you just told me.”
“Yeah, so?”
“Well, I didn’t know a few seconds ago.”
“Are you living now, or are you living a few seconds ago?”
“I’m living now, of course, but if I didn’t have you here to give me the answer-and by the way, I’m not convinced A-U is the right answer-I still wouldn’t know the answer.”
“Shall we try another example?” he asked.
