responsible for creating the engimals. Darwin's theories on evolution are only the tip of the iceberg; if I'm right, Hugo and the others could be proof that-'
'We are proof of God's mercy!' Hugo's voice cut in.
They turned to find him standing right behind them.
'God returned us to this world to do His Work,' he announced.
'Yeeesss, that's all very well,' Gerald said carefully. 'But I'm interested in how He pulled it off.'
'He is the Almighty God! His Will shall be done.'
'Hugo,' Gerald began, 'a lot of things have changed since you've been away-'
'Gerald, I don't think this is the time,' Nate muttered.
'Modern science has debunked many of the old superstitions,' Gerald continued, ignoring his cousin. 'And while I would not be one to deny the existence of God – I think the whole question of God is a philosophical, rather than a scientific one – our perception of the world has come a long way. Mankind has chosen to rely on reason rather than faith, and it's about time too-'
'Gerald,' Nate hissed, his eyes fixed on Hugo's face.
'Frankly we've developed somewhat since we came down from the trees and I'm eager that we keep going. And to do that, we must use our brains.'
'What do you mean, 'came down from the trees'?' Hugo asked.
'The latest theories suggest we are descended from apes,' Gerald replied.
'Apes? What are apes?'
'Like monkeys.'
Hugo looked as if he had just been struck. Gerald helpfully pointed to a drawing on the wall next to him, which showed the progression of man's development from crouching ape, with his long arms and jutting brow, through his various stages to the civilized, upright posture of modern man.
'What is this heresy?' Hugo exclaimed. 'There are no animals in my family! I was made by God in His image!'
'Well, there lies the rub. We've no idea where God came from,' Gerald replied, looking fondly at the drawing. 'Who's to say He didn't start off as a monkey?'
The back of Hugo's hand caught him across the face at startling speed; Gerald's head whipped to the side and he was thrown to the floor by the force of the blow. Jumping to his feet, he clenched one fist, the other hand clutching his burning cheek. He looked at Hugo with a cold rage.
'Out of respect for your advanced years, I'm going to let that go,' he said in a tense voice. 'But if you ever touch me again-'
'Go back to your studies, boy,' Hugo snorted. 'I don't converse with animals.'
And with that, he left. Gerald swore softly to himself and sat down on a stool, shaking his head and blinking rapidly.
'He nearly took my bloody head off,' he said. 'The old bugger's stronger than he looks.'
'And he's getting stronger all the time,' Nate added.
'Intelligent particles,' Gerald observed with admiration, rubbing his swelling cheek. 'When I figure out what's making him tick, I'm going to change the world.'
Nate hung around the laboratory for a while longer, but Gerald was too intent on his work to pay him much attention. Nathaniel had no desire to face the rest of his family in the drawing room or out on the grounds, certain that the gossipmongers would already be spreading the suspicions of his treachery to the rest of the house. So he sought out the only other person he knew would never believe the lies, and who might go some way towards cheering him up.
He took the stairs up three floors to Tatiana's room, and as he approached her door, he heard a thunderous noise emitting from within. It had a throbbing African beat to it, which was accompanied by the sound of stringed instruments being slashed to pieces with a machete. He opened the door to find Tatiana jumping on her bed, her hair loose and flying wildly about her head, her yellow crinoline dress flapping up and down around her bloomers. The songbird engimal he had given her was out of its cage and flew around her in circles, its beak open as it sang its ear-shattering tune. For a moment he was convinced that she had been possessed by some kind of demon, but then she looked over and waved at him.
'Nate!' she screamed over the music. 'Come and… jump on the… bed with me! It's a new… invention! It has…
'I think my bed-jumping days may be over!' he yelled back.
'Don't talk… rubbish! Get up here and… jump about… Take your shoes off first!'
She continued to bounce on the mattress in time to the beat. A smile spread across Nate's face as he watched her. She was always able to make him smile. Kicking off his shoes, he climbed onto the bed and began jumping around with her. At first it didn't work because his greater weight made the mattress buck under her, which would throw her off her feet, but soon they managed to get a rhythm, and Tatty started flying up towards the ceiling as Nate's feet hit the mattress. They laughed and whooped and got the giggles and laughed again until they were out of breath and then they jumped even harder on the bed.
That was how Daisy found them when she walked in, looking for comfort, her face like that of a lost child.
Tatty waved her up to join them, but then lost her timing and ended up being thrown against Nate, knocking him off the end of the bed. He landed on the floor with a crash, buckled over with hysterical giggles.
'Jump on… the bed!' Tatty screeched over the bird's bestial song.
'Tatiana, this is hardly a fitting way for a lady to behave,' Daisy scolded, trying to hide a smile at the same time.
'Never mind… that! Jump on… the bed!'
She was not to be defied, so Daisy gave a reluctant grin and took off her shoes. Tatty stopped jumping long enough for her sister-in-law to get onto the bed and then they started bouncing together. Daisy was hesitant at first, missing the beat and trying to maintain her dignity, but soon she gave in and was hopping around like a wild thing, in desperate danger of having her wire-hooped skirt flip up around her waist. Nate recovered himself and joined them, and the jumping grew increasingly chaotic until, with a creaking surrender, the bed collapsed beneath them, the mattress folded in the middle and they all tumbled into the fold in a tangled mess of limbs, tears of laughter streaming down their faces.
They lay there for a while, exhausted. Then set about untangling themselves; Tatiana told the bird to hush, and it did. As the noise faded, she announced:
'I've decided I'm going to be a teacher.'
'Really?' Nate raised his eyebrows. 'I thought you were going to set up hospitals?'
'I might do that later… if there's a war or something,' she said thoughtfully. 'But I've decided that the common people need schools, so I'm going to set up some of those instead. Poor people need an education so that they can get better jobs. Did you know that most of them can't even speak French?'
'I had no idea,' Nate replied. 'Perhaps they don't have any need for it.'
'They would if more people spoke it,' Tatty pointed out.
'Impeccable logic,' Daisy chuckled as they all sat up on the edge of the broken bed. 'So what made you decide to teach?'
'I think I'd be good at it,' Tatiana told her. 'I've been teaching Elizabeth… and even Brunhilde… a bit. Although I suspect she's a little… dotty. Anyway, Elizabeth said they were learning a lot from me, so I think I'd make a good teacher. Or at least, I could
'And what kinds of things have you been teaching them?' Daisy asked, glancing at Nathaniel.
'Oh, all sorts of things,' Tatty replied. 'Lots of family history – particularly about the Rules of Ascension. They're really interested in those – things weren't as civilized in their day; people just bumped each other off without any rules at all. They think we're so much more sensible; they feel much safer than they used to. And they've been asking all about the members of the family, so they can get to know them, now that we're their new relatives. They love all the stories about Father – especially the bits about all the fights he won in the olden days.' She lowered her voice in a conspiratorial whisper. 'I think they're a bit bloodthirsty. They always want to hear the gory details!'
