To be sure he could, by turning the handle; and to be sure when he did turn it the same voice came rushing out, crying “Why don't you come in? Come in, do you hear? What are you standing there for?'— quite violently.
Tom stepped from the little passage into the room from which these sounds proceeded, and had barely caught a glimpse of a gentleman in a dressing-gown and slippers (with his boots beside him ready to put on), sitting at his breakfast with a newspaper in his hand, when the said gentleman, at the imminent hazard of oversetting his tea-table, made a plunge at Tom, and hugged him.
“Why, Tom, my boy!” cried the gentleman. “Tom!”
“How glad I am to see you, Mr Westlock!” said Tom Pinch, shaking both his hands, and trembling more than ever. “How kind you are!”
“Mr Westlock!” repeated John, “what do you mean by that, Pinch? You have not forgotten my Christian name, I suppose?”
“No, John, no. I have not forgotten,” said Thomas Pinch. “Good gracious me, how kind you are!”
“I never saw such a fellow in all my life!” cried John. “What do you mean by saying THAT over and over again? What did you expect me to be, I wonder! Here, sit down, Tom, and be a reasonable creature. How are you, my boy? I am delighted to see you!”
“And I am delighted to see YOU,” said Tom.
“It's mutual, of course,” returned John. “It always was, I hope. If I had known you had been coming, Tom, I would have had something for breakfast. I would rather have such a surprise than the best breakfast in the world, myself; but yours is another case, and I have no doubt you are as hungry as a hunter. You must make out as well as you can, Tom, and we'll recompense ourselves at dinner-time. You take sugar, I know; I recollect the sugar at Pecksniff's. Ha, ha, ha! How IS Pecksniff? When did you come to town? DO begin at something or other, Tom. There are only scraps here, but they are not at all bad. Boar's Head potted. Try it, Tom. Make a beginning whatever you do. What an old Blade you are! I am delighted to see you.”
While he delivered himself of these words in a state of great commotion, John was constantly running backwards and forwards to and from the closet, bringing out all sorts of things in pots, scooping extraordinary quantities of tea out of the caddy, dropping French rolls into his boots, pouring hot water over the butter, and making a variety of similar mistakes without disconcerting himself in the least.
“There!” said John, sitting down for the fiftieth time, and instantly starting up again to make some other addition to the breakfast. “Now we are as well off as we are likely to be till dinner. And now let us have the news, Tom. Imprimis, how's Pecksniff?”
“I don't know how he is,” was Tom's grave answer.
John Westlock put the teapot down, and looked at him, in astonishment.
“I don't know how he is,” said Thomas Pinch; “and, saving that I wish him no ill, I don't care. I have left him, John. I have left him for ever.”
“Voluntarily?”
“Why, no, for he dismissed me. But I had first found out that I was mistaken in him; and I could not have remained with him under any circumstances. I grieve to say that you were right in your estimate of his character. It may be a ridiculous weakness, John, but it has been very painful and bitter to me to find this out, I do assure you.”
Tom had no need to direct that appealing look towards his friend, in mild and gentle deprecation of his answering with a laugh. John Westlock would as soon have thought of striking him down upon the floor.
“It was all a dream of mine,” said Tom, “and it is over. I'll tell you how it happened, at some other time. Bear with my folly, John. I do not, just now, like to think or speak about it.”
“I swear to you, Tom,” returned his friend, with great earnestness of manner, after remaining silent for a few moments, “that when I see, as I do now, how deeply you feel this, I don't know whether to be glad or sorry that you have made the discovery at last. I reproach myself with the thought that I ever jested on the subject; I ought to have known better.”
“My dear friend,” said Tom, extending his hand, “it is very generous and gallant in you to receive me and my disclosure in this spirit; it makes me blush to think that I should have felt a moment's uneasiness as I came along. You can't think what a weight is lifted off my mind,” said Tom, taking up his knife and fork again, and looking very cheerful. “I shall punish the Boar's Head dreadfully.”
The host, thus reminded of his duties, instantly betook himself to piling up all kinds of irreconcilable and contradictory viands in Tom's plate, and a very capital breakfast Tom made, and very much the better for it Tom felt.
“That's all right,” said John, after contemplating his visitor's proceedings with infinite satisfaction. “Now, about our plans. You are going to stay with me, of course. Where's your box?”
“It's at the Inn,” said Tom. “I didn't intend—”
“Never mind what you didn't intend,” John Westlock interposed. “What you DID intend is more to the purpose. You intended, in coming here, to ask my advice, did you not, Tom?”
“Certainly.”
“And to take it when I gave it to you?”
“Yes,” rejoined Tom, smiling, “if it were good advice, which, being yours, I have no doubt it will be.”
“Very well. Then don't be an obstinate old humbug in the outset, Tom, or I shall shut up shop and dispense none of that invaluable commodity. You are on a visit to me. I wish I had an organ for you, Tom!”
“So do the gentlemen downstairs, and the gentlemen overhead I have no doubt,” was Tom's reply.
“Let me see. In the first place, you will wish to see your sister this morning,” pursued his friend, “and of course you will like to go there alone. I'll walk part of the way with you; and see about a little business of my own, and meet you here again in the afternoon. Put that in your pocket, Tom. It's only the key of the door. If you come home first you'll want it.”
“Really,” said Tom, “quartering one's self upon a friend in this way—”
“Why, there are two keys,” interposed John Westlock. “I can't open the door with them both at once, can I? What a ridiculous fellow you are, Tom? Nothing particular you'd like for dinner, is there?”
“Oh dear no,” said Tom.
“Very well, then you may as well leave it to me. Have a glass of cherry brandy, Tom?”
“Not a drop! What remarkable chambers these are!” said Pinch “there's everything in “em!”
“Bless your soul, Tom, nothing but a few little bachelor contrivances! the sort of impromptu arrangements that might have suggested themselves to Philip Quarll or Robinson Crusoe, that's all. What do you say? Shall we walk?”
“By all means,” cried Tom. “As soon as you like.”
Accordingly John Westlock took the French rolls out of his boots, and put his boots on, and dressed himself; giving Tom the paper to read in the meanwhile. When he returned, equipped for walking, he found Tom in a brown study, with the paper in his hand.
“Dreaming, Tom?”
“No,” said Mr Pinch, “No. I have been looking over the advertising sheet, thinking there might be something in it which would be likely to suit me. But, as I often think, the strange thing seems to be that nobody is suited. Here are all kinds of employers wanting all sorts of servants, and all sorts of servants wanting all kinds of employers, and they never seem to come together. Here is a gentleman in a public office in a position of temporary difficulty, who wants to borrow five hundred pounds; and in the very next advertisement here is another gentleman who has got exactly that sum to lend. But he'll never lend it to him, John, you'll find! Here is a lady possessing a moderate independence, who wants to board and lodge with a quiet, cheerful family; and here is a family describing themselves in those very words, “a quiet, cheerful family,” who want exactly such a lady to come and live with them. But she'll never go, John! Neither do any of these single gentlemen who want an airy bedroom, with the occasional use of a parlour, ever appear to come to terms with these other people who live in a rural situation remarkable for its bracing atmosphere, within five minutes” walk of the Royal Exchange. Even those letters of the alphabet who are always running away from their friends and being entreated at the tops of columns to come back, never DO come back, if we may judge from the number of times they are asked to do it and don't. It really seems,” said Tom, relinquishing the paper with a thoughtful sigh, “as if people had the same gratification in printing their complaints as in making them known by word of mouth; as if they found it a comfort and consolation to proclaim “I want such and such a thing, and I can't get it, and I don't expect I ever shall!”
