“Well, he tried to bounce me. And if I hadn’t slipped him a ten he would have done it with no trouble. His name is Buddy Lippa. I assume he has an official first name, but all I heard was Buddy.”
“Waitresses? Or waiters?”
“Definitely waitresses. Two of them working the tables, and I didn’t bother to get their names, but not because I was being stupid. I figured I could get them later from Tulip. Or from Lenny or anywhere else.”
“And behind the bar?”
“Her name is Jan and I could probably fall in love with her if I wasn’t already committed to Tulip. I understand Tulip doesn’t like to play threesies. Leonard Danzig tried to arrange that once and she didn’t go for it. But maybe she was just saying that because she was shy, meeting me for the first time and all. After this is over Tulip and Jan and I can get together and work it all out. As a matter of fact—”
“Chip.”
I finished my coffee. It was cold, but that was all right. We sat around for a while, and then Haig turned on the news and we had the story, and there wasn’t much to it that we didn’t already know. They gave Cherry’s real name but they got it wrong, and they said that the police expected to make an arrest very shortly.
Haig grunted and shut off the radio.
“Well, we’re out of it,” I said. “The police expect to make an arrest at any moment. Of course whoever killed Cherry also killed the fish, so they’ll be solving your case for you. Do we give Tulip her check back or not? I’m not sure of the ethics involved.”
Haig didn’t answer me. After a moment he said, “You’ll want to sleep, I suppose. There’s a convertible sofa in your room. I’ve had Wong—”
“There’s nothing but a bed and chest of drawers in my room and you know it. If you mean the guest room, that is not my room, and we’ve been through this enough so that you should have figured it out by now.”
He held up a hand. “Please,” he said. “The police are not going to apprehend the murderer. Either they will not make an arrest at all or they will arrest the wrong person. That was the seven o’clock news. Sometime between now and noon the police will come here. I want you here when they arrive.”
“You’re sure they’ll come?”
“It’s beyond doubt. Wong has made up the bed for you. This does not commit you to living here. You know as much. Get what sleep you can.”
“All right.”
I got to my feet. He said, “Chip? I’d like to amend a comment I made earlier. Your talents are a very important part of this operation of ours. You performed satisfactorily tonight.”
“I was slow getting onto the stage and slow getting to the door.”
“Immaterial. You think well on your feet while I think well seated. We work well together. Don’t doubt that you’re appreciated.”
“For Pete’s sake,” I said. “I’m not used to that kind of talk.” He averted his eyes. “I mean, I’ll be up for hours wondering what you meant by that. How am I going to get any sleep now?”
As a matter of fact, I did have a tough time getting to sleep. I went so far as to take off my clothes and get under the covers. Then I closed my eyes.
And that was all it took. The next thing I knew Wong Fat was shaking me awake. I made a few horrible noises and buried my face in the pillow but this didn’t seem to faze him.
“Police gentlemen here,” he said. “Mistuh Haig want you downstairs chop-chop.”
I sat up and rubbed my eyes. “What time is it?”
“Is ten-thirty. He want you velly soon, chop-chop.”
“Oh, come off it, Wong,” I said. “Nobody talks like that. Not even you.”
“Is to make innasting character for book you lite,” Wong insisted. “Mistuh Haig, he want it just so.”
I got out of bed. “Tell him I’ll be down in a minute, will you?”
“Ah, so.”
“And Wong?”
“Mistuh Chip?”
“Tell him he’s a plick.”
Six
AS I APPROACHED the door I heard Haig telling them that it was no use, that he wasn’t going to tell them anything until I was present. Seidenwall sputtered a little at that, and I was tempted to wait out in the hall and let him sputter, but instead I went in and nodded at them and sat down in my chair at the desk. Haig was in his chair across the desk from me and Seidenwall was slumped in the floral wing chair and Gregorio was on his feet. He had changed his suit since I saw him. His partner hadn’t.
Haig said good morning, which it clearly wasn’t, and I backed him up and wished him a good morning right back. He said he hoped I slept well, and I said it was long on quality if short on quantity, and Seidenwall mentioned a popular organic fertilizer often to be found in stables.
“Now then,” Haig said. “What seems to be the matter, gentlemen?”
Seidenwall went purple in the face and squeezed the arms of his chair. Gregorio said, “Look, you silly little butterball, I want some cooperation from you. When I saw this punk who works for you last night I figured you were all wrapped up in this one. I never yet ran into Harrison here without somebody being dead. And what do I get from him? I get a fish story.”
“Precisely,” Haig said.
“A whole load of crap about how this Tulip broad is just a good friend of his, and he’s friends with her because she raises fish and you raise fish and you had a cute little conference about your goddamned fish, and on the strength of that he went to see her dance.”
“But that’s quite true,” Haig said. “Miss Wolinski lost a valuable batch of fish. She wanted me to determine how the fish had perished.”
“Yeah, fish.” Gregorio looked disgusted. “She even gave me their goddamned names.
“Certainly.”
“It means eater of excrement. In other words they eat shit, and so does your story.”
“It’s a misappellation,” Haig said dreamily. “The species lives in foul water and subsists on detritus, but I don’t believe they actually consume excrement.”
“Well, your story does. The fish didn’t just die. They were poisoned.”
“So it would appear.”
“Strychnine,” Seidenwall said.
“Strychnine,” Gregorio said. “Now who in the hell would dump strychnine into a tankful of fish?”
“An excellent question, Mr. Gregorio. And it was precisely Miss Wolinski’s question, which prompted her to consult me. I have as yet been unable to hit on the answer.”
Gregorio stared at him. Staring at Leo Haig does you no good whatsoever, but I didn’t point this out to Gregorio. There’s no point in volunteering information to the police. They never really know what to do with it, anyway.
“Awright,” Seidenwall said. “Where does your little pal Harrison get off keeping this all to himself last night?”
“I’m sure I don’t know,” Haig said. “Chip? Did the police ask you if Miss Wolinski’s fish were poisoned?”
“The subject never came up,” I said.
“Now wait a minute—”
“Did they mention strychnine? Did they inquire as to whether any professional relationship existed between ourselves and Miss Wolinski?”
“Nope.”
“Well then,” Haig said. “Gentlemen, I don’t understand. You accuse my associate of failing to cooperate. Of
