Проблемы с железом

'Oh, so the dragon is near you?'

'Yes, he is already QUITE near!'

'Excellent, sir! Give him the receiver.'

'And what if he bites my arm off?'

'Sorry, sir, but medical problems are beyond our competence.'

'Next time I'll buy a sword of Morgana, Ltd.!'

'Well... okay, sir. Describe at least how the dragon looks.'

'Well, he is such... yellow... with moustaches...'

'It's clear now. You should begin with it. It's a non-licensed dragon, a Chinese conterfeit.'

'And?'

'Read the license agreement, sir. Merlin, Inc. doesn't guarantee any compatibility with non-certified devices.'

'And what shall I do?'

'Don't use cheap no-name dragons anymore, sir.'

'Looks like HE is going to use me right now! Aaagh! No! Aaaaa...'

'Sir? Sir, are you okay?... Well, at any case, Merlin, Inc.

thanks you for cooperation!'