you know what does absolutely NOTHING to intimidate ME.
And you know, I don’t think his thing can really be all that big because it’s not like he walks all bowlegged or whatever. Curt Shipley’s was HUGE and you could see the sun shine between his inner thighs when he was coming toward you….
Oooooh, I have an idea. If his email is the same as everyone else’s who works at the Journal ….
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e-mails
To: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
It’s me. What you said back there in the parking lot—about how you’re going to do whatever it takes to make sure Mark doesn’t make the biggest mistake of his life—that’s pretty presumptuous of you, don’t you think?
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
Ms. Harris. What a surprise. You’re emailing me.
From the backseat.
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To: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
Oh, please. Like you and Mark weren’t doing the same in the cab yesterday.
I realize you and Mark are friends—good friends, since childhood, just like Holly and I are.
But you haven’t seen him in a long time. How do you even know what’s good for him anymore? And you certainly don’t know Holly well enough to make any kind of judgment about her. How can you presume that you know what’s best for either of them when the truth is, you hardly know them at all?
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
You are certainly entitled to your opinion. Just as I am entitled to mine.
Cal
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To: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
You’re not entitled to your opinion at ALL. Because it’s WRONG. You have absolutely no factual basis for it. You can’t know Mark is making “the biggest mistake of his life” by marrying Holly because you hardly know Holly. You’re basing your opinion on your own personal biases against love and marriage. And that has nothing to do with Mark OR Holly. That was just your own stupidity.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
Now who’s stating an opinion for which she has no factual basis?
Cal
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To: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
Um, hello, any MORON can tell you that marrying a model you’ve known for a month is stupid. I’m sorry, but it’s true.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
Has anyone ever told you, Ms. Harris, that your tactlessness is astounding?
Cal
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To: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: Holly and Mark
ME??? I’m not the tactless one, Mr. There’s No Such Thing as Romantic Love. Holly and Mark are in their thirties, not their twenties, and they’ve lived together for over two years. They are NOT making the same mistake you did. They are consenting adults—neither working in the modeling industry—who are in love. End of story.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Cal Langdon <[email protected]>
