Cooper notices the bikini phenomenon right away. I can tell by his raised eyebrows. It so pays to be a trained investigator.
Her rear proves as impressive as her front. Not an ounce of cellulite. I wonder if she, like Rachel, had StairMastered it all away.
“So, Chris,” Cooper says, as soon as the girl is gone. “What’s the deal with you and Rachel Walcott?”
Chris chokes on the sip of Chardonnay he’d been taking.
“Wh-what?” he coughs, when he can speak again.
But Cooper’s just looking down at Chris the way he might have looked down at a really interesting but kind of gross bug that he’d found in his salad.
“Rachel Walcott,” he says. “She was the director of the dorm—I mean, residence hall—you lived in your senior year at Earlcrest. Now she’s running Fischer Hall, where your parents live, and where Heather here works.”
Fumbling for a pack of cigarettes and a lighter he had left by the side of the Jacuzzi, Chris pulls one out with trembling fingers and lights it. He inhales, and in the semi-darkness, the tip of the cigarette glows redly.
“Shit” is all he says.
I’m not a trained detective and all, but even I think this answer is kind of… suspicious.
“So what gives between the two of you?” Cooper asks. “You and Rachel. I mean, you might not have noticed, but people are dying—”
“I’ve noticed,” Chris says sharply. “Okay? I’ve noticed. What the fuck do you think?”
Cooper apparently doesn’t think this last part is all that necessary. You know, the bad language.
Because he says to Chris, in a much harsher voice than he’s spoken in before, “You knew? How long?”
Chris blinks up at him through the steam from the bubbling jets. “What?” he asks, like someone who isn’t sure he was hearing things right.
“How long?” Cooper demands again, in a voice that makes me glad it’s Chris he’s talking to, and not me. It also makes me doubt his story. You know, about not hitting people in his line of work. “How long have you known that Rachel was the one killing those girls?”
I can see that Chris has gone as pale as the watery lights beneath the surface of the pool, and it isn’t from the cigarette smoke.
I don’t blame him. Cooper’s scaring me a little, too.
“I didn’t know,” Chris says, in a choked voice that is quite different from the cocky one he’d used previously. “I didn’t put it together until last night, when you”—he looks at me “when you and I danced, and you told me Beth and Bobby were… were the ones who—”
“Oh, c’mon, Chris,” Cooper says. “You expect us to believe that with all the publicity on campus after those supposed accidents—”
“I didn’t know!” Chris splashes one hand into the water to emphasize his words, and gets Lucy’s paws wet. She looks down at them quizzically, then goes to work with her tongue. “I swear to God, I didn’t know. I don’t exactly have a lot of free time, and what I do have I’m not going to waste reading the newspapers. I mean, of course I heard two girls in Fischer Hall had died, but I didn’t know they were my two girls.”
“And you didn’t notice that neither of the girls was returning your calls?”
Chris ducks his head. Shamefacedly, I think.
“Because you never called them again.” Cooper’s voice is cold as ice.
Chris looks defensive. “Do you?” he demands, of Cooper. “Do you always call the next day?”
“If I want there to be a next time,” Cooper replies, without missing a beat.
“Exactly.” Chris’s voice drips with meaning. At first I don’t get what he means.
Then I do.
Oh.
Cooper shakes his head, looking as disgusted as I feel. Well, almost, anyway. “You expect me to believe that you never knew those girls were dead until you heard it from Heather the other night?”
“That’s right,” Chris says, and suddenly he flicks his cigarette into the rhododendrons and hauls himself out of the Jacuzzi. All he has on is a pair of baggy swim trunks. His frame is lean but muscular, his skin tanned to a light gold. There isn’t a single patch of body hair on him, unless you count what curls out from beneath his arms.
“And when I heard about it, the first thing I did was, I came here.” Chris stands up, wrapping himself in a wide, pale pink towel. “I needed to get away, I needed to think, I needed to—”
“You needed to avoid being hauled in for questioning by the cops,” Cooper finishes for him.
“That, too. Look, so I slept with ’em—”
I can stand it no longer. Really. I feel sick—and not just because of all the Indian food we’d eaten in the car on the way over, either.
No, this isn’t just indigestion. It’s disgust.
“Don’t act like it’s no big deal, Chris,” I say. “Your sleeping with those girls, then not calling them again. Not even telling them your real name in order to keep them from knowing who your father is. Because it is a big deal. Or it was, to them. You used them. You used them because you know you… you know you’ve got… well, performance inadequacies.”
“What?” Chris looks shocked. “I do not!”
“Of course you do,” I say, knowing I sound like Sarah, and not caring. “Why else were you looking for girls who don’t have any sexual experience—until Hope here—so they don’t have anything to measure your performance by?”
Chris looks as stunned as if I’d hit him.
And maybe, in a way, I have.
Cooper tugs on my sleeve and whispers, “Whoa, tiger. Simmer down. Let’s not get our roles here confused. I’m the bad cop. You’re the good one.”
Then, patting me gently on the back—the way I pat Indy when I want him to calm down—Cooper says to a red-faced Chris, “Listen, nobody’s accusing you of murdering anybody. What we want to know about is your relationship with Rachel Walcott.”
“Why?” Chris is over being scared, and back to being surly. My remark about performance inadequacies has upset him. Undoubtedly because it’s true.
Chris strides past Cooper, heading for the pool. “What about it?”
“Was there one?” Cooper wants to know.
“A relationship?” Dropping the towel, Chris climbs onto the diving board. A second later, he’s sprung into the pool, hardly making a splash as his long, lean body arcs through the water. He swims up to the side of the pool we’re standing on, then surfaces, seeming to have had a change of heart under water.
“All right,” he says. “I’ll tell you everything I know.”
27
She told me
She thinks you’re fine
She told me
It’s just a matter of time
She told me
She’ll get you someday
But I told her
Not if I have something to say
’Cause you’re
My kind of guy
Yes, you’re