“What was that all about?” she asks nervously. “I couldn’t tell what you were saying. It was all in French.”
“Well,” I start to say…
Then realize what she’s just said.
I turn guiltily toward Monsieur and Madame Henri, who are both staring at me in horror. It’s hit them at the same time as it’s hit me: we’ve just had an entire conversation in their native language—which I’m not supposed to understand.
But hey. It’s not like they ever asked.
I give the Henris a shrug. Then, to Jill, I say, “We’ll do it.”
She stares at me. “Okay… but how?”
“I haven’t completely figured that out yet,” I admit. “But I have an idea. And you’re going to look great. I promise.”
She lifts her eyebrows. “No hoop skirt?”
“No hoop skirt,” I say. “But I’m going to need to take your measurements. So if you could just come with me back to the dressing room—”
“Okay,” she says. And follows me past Monsieur and Madame Henri, who continue to stand there, looking stunned. I can see that they are going over in their heads every conversation they have ever had within earshot of me.
And that’s a lot of conversations.
Behind the curtains that make up the walls of the dressing room, the smell of seal is stronger than ever.
“I’m really sorry,” Jill says. “I’ll totally change before I come the next time.”
“That’s okay,” I say, trying to take only shallow breaths. “At least you know that guy must really love you, if he’s willing to put up with that .”
“Yes,” Jill says, with a smile that makes her normally merely attractive face stunningly beautiful for a moment. “He does.”
And I feel a twinge. Not of jealousy, really, although there’s a little of that in it, I guess. But mostly it’s caused by the fact that I want what she has—not an engagement to the richest bachelor in Manhattan; not a future mother-in-law who is making it her single goal in life to ruin any chance at joy I might have on what is supposed to be the happiest day of my life.
But a guy who would go on loving me even if I smelled like seal poo. Not just go on loving me, but want to spend the rest of his life with me—although I’d settle at this point for coming to Ann Arbor for Christmas with me —and be willing to verbalize that desire in front of a room full of friends, family members, and sneaky members of the press who happened to worm their way into the church.
Because right now, that’s something I’m pretty sure I don’t have.
But hey. At least I’m working on it.
Time to ask the age-old question: White, ivory, or cream?
Believe it or not, there are many different shades of white. Don’t believe me? Check out the paint section of your local hardware store. You’ve never seen so many different names for what many people consider a single color—everything from Eggshell to Navajo to Blush.
The days of the traditional snow-white wedding gown are long gone, and many brides are opting to take advantage of this trend by picking out gowns in off-white, beige, pink, and even blues. To find the color that flatters your skin tone best, follow this easy guide:
Snow White—Dark of hair? Then traditional white really will look best on you. Whites with a blue or lavender tint will complement you as well.
Cream—Blond? Your light locks will best be set off by a cream-colored gown. The hint of gold will echo the tawny highlights in your crowning glory (your hair, not your tiara). Remember Princess Diana, on her special day…
Ivory—In between? Ivory looks good on nearly everyone. That’s why it’s used on so many walls.
LIZZIENICHOLSDESIGNS™
Chapter 20
To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit it and read it are old women over their tea.
—Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862), American philosopher, author, and naturalist
“Where have you been?” Luke wants to know, when I finally stagger home later that evening, my arms loaded down with books.
“The library,” I say. “Sorry, did you call? You’re not allowed to have your ringer on there.”
Luke is laughing as he comes over to take the books from my arms.“Scottish Traditions,” he reads aloud from the covers. “Your Scottish Wedding. Tartans and Toasts. Lizzie, what’s going on? Are you planning a visit to the Emerald Isle soon?”
“That’s Ireland,” I say, unwinding my scarf. “I’m doing a Scottish bridal gown for a client. And you’re never going to believe who the client is.”
“You’re probably right,” he says. “Have you eaten? I’ve got some leftover turkey reheating in the oven —”
“I’m too excited to eat,” I say. “Come on. Guess. Guess who the client is.”
Luke shrugs. “I don’t know. Shari? She’s having some kind of lesbian wedding?”
I glare at him. “No. And I told you, don’t—”
“Label her, yes, yes, I know,” Luke says. “All right, I give up. Who’s your client?”
I flop down onto the couch—my sore throat really is bothering me a little. It feels great to sit down—and say triumphantly, “Jill Higgins.”
Luke has gone into the kitchen to pour some wine. “Am I supposed to know who that is?” he asks across the pass-through.
I can’t believe it. “Luke! Do you even read the paper? Or watch the news?”
But even as I ask it, I know the answer. The only paper he reads is the New York Times, and all he ever watches are documentaries.
Still, I try.
“You know,” I say as he comes forward with a glass of cabernet sauvignon in each hand. “That girl who works in the seal enclosure at the Central Park Zoo? And she threw her back out returning one of the seals to the enclosure? Because they jump out when the water level gets too high, you know, from excessive snow or rain.” I am able to add this last bit because Jill just told me about it, in the dressing room while I was taking her measurements, when I asked her to tell me how she and John met.
“And while she was in the emergency room she met John MacDowell—you know, of the Manhattan MacDowells? Well, they’re getting married at like the biggest wedding of the century practically, and Jill asked me to fix her wedding dress for her.” I am still so stoked, I’m bouncing up and down on the couch. “Me! Of all the people in New York! I’m doing Jill Higgins’s wedding gown!”
“Wow,” Luke says, smiling his beautiful, even-toothed smile. “That’s great, Lizzie!”
It’s clear he has no idea what I’m talking about. None.
“You don’t understand,” I say. “This is huge. See, the press has been savage to her, calling her ‘Blubber’ and stuff, just because she’s not some skinny model, and works with seals, and she cries in front of them sometimes, because they won’t stop hounding her, and her mother-in-law is making her sign this prenup and wear
