running this family?' I said.
'You didn't need to know,' said the Armourer. 'No one does.' I had to smile. 'You mean it might upset the family, if they learned they were living above such a thing?'
'People panic far too easily,' the Armourer said airily. 'I'm almost certain it's entirely safe, as long as no one goes too near it. Panicking… Try working down here every day, surrounded by enthusiastic lab assistants, with too much imagination and no moral compass. You'd wear out your adrenaline gland before the first tea break. Sarjeant. You are still here. Why? Get back out into the grounds! For all we know, the whole open assault could have been just a diversion, to distract us from something else! Move!'
'I want a full transcript of the interrogation,' said the Sarjeant, moving reluctantly away.
'Yes, well, it's nice to want things,' said the Armourer, waving him away. 'And don't forget to check for tunnels!'
'I'm still down here, you know,' said a voice from the floor. 'It's bad enough I'm dying, but do I have to do it in a cold draft?'
I knelt down beside the mercenary and undid the leather straps, while the Armourer wandered off in search of something. The mercenary wasn't any threat, just skin and bones and a face like a road map. I'd never seen a man look so old and not be laid out in a coffin. His skin had shrunk right back to the bone, his mouth was just a thin slit, but his eyes were still clear and knowing. It was hard to think he'd been a young and vigorous man, just a few hours before. I checked him over quickly for wounds, but he didn't seem to have taken any serious damage. His black and gold uniform hung baggily around him, as though it had been meant for a much larger man. The mercenary just let me get on with it, grunting occasionally with pain when I moved him too roughly. I did my best not to care. He was a hired killer, and he would have killed all of us, if he could.
The Armourer came back lugging an oversized metal chair, with cables hanging off it. He let it slam down on the floor, grunting with the effort, and then leaned on it for a moment while he got his breath back. He straightened up slowly, massaging the small of his back with both hands.
'I am too old, too talented and too necessary to be doing heavy lifting,' he said flatly. 'If I put my back out again, everyone's going to suffer. All right, Eddie, help me get him into the chair.'
I looked the chair over. 'Are we going to electrocute him?'
'I'd really rather not be electrocuted,' said the voice from the floor.
'Shut up, you,' said the Armourer. 'Of course we're not going to electrocute him, Eddie. Dead men tell no tales, except under very specific conditions. I got this from the hospital ward. It's a diagnostic chair. Plug him into it, or possibly vice versa, it's been a while since I did this… then we hook the chair up to my computer, and we can see everything that's happening inside him on these display screens. If he even thinks about lying, alarms will go off all over the shop. The chair should also help stabilise his condition, keep him alive long enough for us to get something useful out of him. Provided I know what I'm doing. I'm almost sure I know what I'm doing.'
'I demand a second opinion,' said the voice from the floor.
We got him into the diagnostic chair easily enough. The dying Accelerated Man hardly had any strength left, but he did his best not to cooperate, for his pride's sake. I tightened various straps around him, as much to hold him up as hold him in place, while the Armourer attached various sensors. One by one a series of display screens lit up above and around the chair, showing everything from heartbeat and electrolytes to brain activity. The mercenary sniffed loudly.
'Wonderful. Now I can watch myself dying in detail. Hold everything; what are you going to do with those tubes?'
'Nothing you'll enjoy,' the Armourer said cheerfully. 'I'm just going to plug them into you, here and there. I'd look away, if I was you.'
And he proceeded to do quite uncomfortable and intrusive things with the colour-coded tubes, while I looked away and the mercenary protested bitterly. I assumed this was all part of the softening-up process, before we started the interrogation. I'd never been involved with an interrogation before. I have beaten the odd piece of information out of the occasional scumbag in my time, when lives were at stake and there just wasn't time to be civilised… but that had always been in the heat of the moment. I'd never done anything as cold-blooded and premeditated as this promised to be.
'Normally I'd give the patient a local anaesthetic,' said the Armourer, working away briskly. 'But one, I don't have the time. Two, other people need it more than you. And three, you came here to kill my family, so I don't care.'
'There's a fine line between interrogation and torture, Uncle Jack,' I said.
'Not if you do it right,' said the Armourer. 'Do you really give a damn, Eddie?'
'Yes,' I said. 'Yes, it matters. We don't torture, because that's what they do. We're supposed to be better than them. We have to be, or they've already won.'
'Too late,' said the Armourer. 'I've started, so I'll finish. And stop whining, you. Be a big brave mercenary. It wasn't that bad.'
'Yes, it was! I'm dying, remember?'
'Not anymore,' said the Armourer. 'Those tubes I've just introduced to various parts of your anatomy are now feeding you a whole series of things that are good for you, and working hard to neutralise the last traces of the Acceleration Drug in your system. Have you stable before you know it.'
'For how long?' said the mercenary.
'For as long as I choose to keep you alive. So, feeling chatty, are you? Splendid. Tell me things I need to know.'
'My name is Dom Langford,' said the ancient man in the chair, with what dignity he had left. 'The Drug isn't in my head anymore. I can think clearly. I'm me again.'
'The chair can only do so much,' said the Armourer. 'You're still dying. The human body was never meant to handle such superhuman stresses. So earn yourself some good karma in the time you've got left, by telling us what we need to know.'
'You've got a really lousy bedside manner,' said Dom.
'There isn't time for politeness and false hopes,' said the Armourer. 'Talk.'
'I don't remember much of what I did, when the Drug had me,'
Dom said slowly. 'Just… horrible, nightmare images. I know I did… unforgivable things, and would have done worse if I'd got inside the Hall. But I swear, that wasn't me. That was the Drug.'
'You killed a lot of good people out there,' I said. A part of me still wanted to be harsh with him, but he looked so small now, so pathetic.
Dom tried to smile. 'I'm a mercenary, soldier for hire. Killing's what I do. But before this, I was always a professional. The Drug changed all that. We were lied to, all of us. No one said the Drug would turn us into monsters. I don't owe those bastards loyalty anymore. Not after what they did. Ask me anything.'
'Where did Doctor Delirium get so many people to dose with the Acceleration Drug?' said the Armourer. He didn't sound so harsh, anymore. I think he had been ready to coerce the dying man, if he had to, but Dom Langford was so clearly bitter and betrayed, and so clearly at death's door, that the Armourer just didn't have the heart. He fussed over the chair's controls, trying to make the mercenary as comfortable as possible, for what time he had left. I watched the information on the display screens steady some more, as the tubes delivered painkillers and sedatives. The mercenary seemed to settle a little more easily in the chair.
'Doctor Delirium's been raising a new mercenary army for years,' said Dom. 'Had us set up in several different bases dotted around the world, just waiting, so we'd be ready for the big score when it came. Some of us had been waiting so long we'd begun to wonder if the call would ever come. Or if he just liked having us around, as a status symbol. You're no one in the mad scientist game, if you haven't got your own private army. We'd taken his money, so we just lounged around, treated it like a vacation… But when the call finally came, it wasn't like anything we'd expected. We'd be fighting Droods, they said, so we'd need a little extra. Something to make us as good as Droods, maybe even better. That was the first time we heard about the Acceleration Drug. The Doctor made it sound wonderful. We were? all going to be superhuman, and live lifetimes. Should have known it was too good to be true.'
'Who was giving the orders?' I said. 'Was it just Doctor Delirium?'
'No. He had his partner with him, by then. A rogue Drood, called Tiger Tim. So full of himself you wouldn't believe it. But it was the Doctor who betrayed us. None of us ever trusted Tiger Tim; we'd all heard the stories.
