'Get rid of the escorts.'
'I can't. I'm sorry'
'Yes… you can-my ass is on the line here.'
For a moment she did not respond, Eventually, she said, 'Sean, you're driving around our capital in a large explosive device. Did you really believe we were going to eliminate all coverage?'
'I'm sorry. Didn't you say I should trust you?'
I think she put her hand over the phone, because I dimly overheard her speaking with somebody in the background. Then she said, 'We did not predict this. The White House and the D.C. police are going nuts on us right now. I've lost some authority and a lot of flexibility here. Understand?'
I didn't really want to hear this. I had become a lobotomized pawn in a game being played between Jennie and Barnes, and now even the federal government was in the act. Everyone had a piece of me but me.
I drew a few deep breaths and tried to get myself under control. I said, 'Incidentally, the woman on the phone has to be nearby She said that if I blow up, pieces of Sean Drummond would splatter her windshield.'
'An interesting way to put it.'
'Tell me about it.'
'She's two blocks over. Heading south, like you.'
'Why didn't you tell me?'
'You didn't ask.'
'Is she under observation, too?'
'Don't be such an optimist. Your last call, she stayed on too long. But it was a moving signal. We only got her basic proximity.'
'All right. What next?'
'This phase is a head game. They want to isolate you from us, geographically and psychologically. They're trying to exert their control and trying to throw us off balance.' To reassure me that this wasn't a one-way street, I guess, Jennie added, 'We're gaming it as we go along. Expect them to try a switch of some sort.'
I thought about it a moment. I said, 'Who's the optimist now?'
'What's that mean?'
'Maybe they'll order me to drive to the White House and then blow me up.'
'I… We're alert to that possibility'
'I see.'
'We just ordered all federal facilities to put into effect their barrier plans. You won't get through.'
'I'll be sure to pass that along.'
'Do just that. They need to know it's not an option.'
What she diplomatically failed to mention, I was sure, was the Feds also had a more proactive plan in place. If I moved within two blocks of the White House, a SWAT sharpshooter would put ten slugs through the driver of this van. 'Jennie?'
'What?'
'Whose side are you on?'
'Don't even ask that'
'Sorry I'm… Well, my day's not really going all that well.'
'I've had better days, too. Remember, you may feel alone, but you're not.'
'Oh… you've got sticks of TNT under your ass, too?'
She ignored that and said, 'Listen, somebody's trying to reach me and Barnes may be trying to reach you.' She hung up.
So I sat for a moment in my undershorts, feeling stupid, humiliated, and vulnerable. I tried to think through my options. It was a brief moment. I had none.
The phone rang, and I said, 'Drummond.'
'Hey, asshole, you're not completely naked,' the woman informed me.
'Give me a break. I'm down to my underpants.'
'Get rid of 'em.'
'No.'
'Wo? Hey, don't fuck with me, pal.'
'Up yours.'
'I'll push this little button.'
'Lady, I'm tired, I'm frustrated, and I'm in a really foul mood. If you want to spread me and fifty million bucks across thirty blocks over a pair of undershorts, do it. I'm going out in my underpants.'
I closed my eyes, held my breath, and waited to be turned into pasta paste. You have to draw the line somewhere.
Eventually, she said, 'Feisty, aren't you?'
'Just pissed.'
'Uh-huh. Well, this one's no-shit nonnegotiable. Open the glove box.' So I did. She said, 'Take out the phone and throw yers out the window. We don't want no trackin' devices, do we?'
I reached into the glove box, withdrew the cell phone, and tossed mine out the window. The new cell phone rang. She said, 'Don't even think of callin' the Feds again. I'll know, and it'll be your last call. Now drive to Rosslyn, through Georgetown, and I'll call you. Try anything stupid, they'll be scrapin' you off the sides of buildings.' She punched off.
I put the car in gear, began to pull out-then slammed on the brakes. What the… how had she known I was in my underpants? I looked carefully at the cars around me and carefully at the pedestrians on the sidewalk. Though I saw no one looking back at me, there had to be a spotter.
Then it hit me. I began a visual inspection of the cab and the rear of the van. Well I'll be-clipped to the shade visor on the passenger side was a miniature camera, directed at me, broadcasting my every move. Somewhere else, I was sure, would be a microphone. Obviously, they had seen and probably heard everything.
I looked dead into the camera, lifted up my left hand, and stuck up my middle finger.
Fortunately, there was no big boom, however, the phone rang again. It was her, and she said, 'That reminds me, Drummond. Git rid of that watch, too.'
Shit.
But rush hour was getting into full swing, and without my helpful blue light it took me twenty minutes to get to Georgetown, and another ten to crawl down the length of heavily congested M Street and go left onto Key Bridge.
As I stared ahead at the glass towers of Rosslyn, it struck me, and I'm sure it also struck Jennie and Rita, that moving me out of the District was another shrewd move. Our whole two hours of preparation had been spent coordinating and rehearsing with the D.C. Police Department. An institution accustomed to being bossed around by the Feds. An institution that exerted monolithic control over everything inside the District's boundaries. The Virginia side of the river was bureaucratic chaos. The police departments were balkanized by county, and coordination between the Bureau and the corresponding local departments would be a hopeless mess.
As Rita Sanchez had said, I knew it to be true that most bad guys aren't particularly clever. In fact, most are annoyingly stupid. I had spent part of my career defending them, and I was frequently astounded, often appalled, and occasionally overwhelmed by the monumentally idiotic things they did. The plea bargain was contrived on the very premise that most criminals are just too mortally ignorant to even waste a trial over.
Regardless of what had shaped or perverted Jason Barnes's character, he was different. As far as we knew, he came to the arts of larceny and murder a stone-cold virgin. Yet he had come so far, so fast. His were crimes of passion, yet exhibited none of the telltale rashness, disorder, or carelessness that nearly always define that criminal breed. He had made none of the usual beginner's mistakes, or even a mistake one might expect from a hardened veteran. Up against the very best American law enforcement had to offer-the best coppers the world had to offer-he was running circles around them.
Unbelievable.
I wondered what Jason had up his sleeve for his next move. I couldn't even guess. But if-as Jennie was convinced-a man's past is the chronicle to his future, it was going to be something else.
I was about to find out.
