I'll attend to her, said Mona. Don't worry. Leave us in peace for a few minutes, won't you?
O.K. I replied. But one o'clock sharp, remember!
The best thing for me to do, I decided, was to take a walk. I knew it would take a good hour, at least, to get Stasia into presentable shape. Besides, I needed a breath of fresh air.
Remember, I said, as I opened the door to go, you have just one hour, no more. If you're not ready then we'll leave as you are.
It was clear and crisp outdoors. A light snow had fallen during the night, sufficient to make it a clean, white Christmas. The streets were almost deserted. Good Christians and bad, they were all gathered about the evergreen tree, unwrapping their gift packages, kissing and hugging one another, struggling with hangovers and pretending that everything was just ducky. (Thank God, it's over with!)
I strolled leisurely down to the docks to have a look at the ocean going vessels ranged side by side like chained dogs. All quiet as the grave here. The snow, sparkling like mica in the sunlight, clung to the rigging like so much cotton wool. There was something ghostly about the scene.
Heading up toward the Heights, I made for the foreign quarter. Here it was not only ghostly but ghastly. Even the Yuletide spirit had failed to give these shacks and hovels the look of human habitations. Who cared? They were heathens, most of them: dirty Arabs, slit-faced Chinks, Hindus, greasers, niggers ... The guy coming toward me, an Arab most likely. Dressed in light dungarees, a battered skull cap and a pair of worn out carpet strippers. Allah be praised! I murmur in passing. A bit farther and I come upon a pair of brawling Mexicans, drunk, much too drunk, to get a blow in. A group of ragged children surround them, egging them on. Sock him! Bust his puss in! And now out of the side door of an old-fashioned saloon a pair of the filthiest looking bitches imaginable stragger into the bright clear sunlight of a clean white Christmas day. The one bends over to pull up her stockings and falls flat on her face; the other looks at her, as if it couldn't be and stumbles on, one shoe on, one shoe off. Serene in her cock-eyed way, she hums a ditty as she ambles on.
A glorious day, really. So clear, so crisp, so bracing! If only it weren't Christmas! Are they dressed yet, I wonder. My spirits are reviving. I can face it, I tell myself, if only they don't make utter fools of themselves. All sorts of fibs are running through my head—yarns I'll have to spin to put the folks at ease, always worried as they are about what's happening to us. Like when they ask—Are you writing these days? and I'll say: Certainly. I've turned out dozens of stories. Ask Mona. And Mona, how does she like her job? (I forget. Do they know where she's working? What did I say last time? ) As for Stasia, I don't know what the hell I'll trump up there. An old friend of Mona's, maybe. Some one she knew at school. An artist.
I walk in, and there's Stasia with tears in her eyes, trying to squeeze into a pair of high-heeled shoes. Naked to the waist, a white petticoat from Christ knows where, garters dangling, hair a mess.
I'll never make it, she groans. Why do I have to go?
Mona seems to think it uproariously funny. Clothes are lying all over the floor, and combs and hair pins.
You won't have to walk, she keeps saying. We'll take a taxi.
Must I wear a hat too?
We'll see, dear.
I try to help them but I only make things worse.
Leave us alone, they beg.
So I sit in a corner and watch the proceedings. One eye on the clock. (It's going on twelve already.)
Listen, I say, don't try too hard. Just get her hair done up and throw a skirt over her.
They're trying on ear rings and bracelets. Stop it! I yell. She looks like a Christmas tree.
It's about twelve-thirty when we saunter out to hail a taxi. None in sight, naturally. Start walking. Stasia is limping. She's discarded the hat for a beret. Looks almost legitimate now. Rather pathetic too. It's an ordeal for her.
Finally we manage to run down a cab. Thank God, we'll be only a few minutes late, I murmur to myself.
In the cab Stasia flicks off her shoes. They get to giggling. Mona wants Stasia to use a dash of lipstick, to make her look more feminine.
If she looks any more feminine, I warn, they'll think she's a fake.
How long must we stay? asks Stasia.
I can't say. We'll get away just as soon as we can. By seven or eight, I hope.
This evening!
Yes, this evening. Not to-morrow morning.
Jesus! she whistles. I'll never be able to hold out.
Approaching our destination I tell the cabby to stop at the corner, not in front of the house.
Why? From Mona.
Because.
The cab pulls up and we pile out. Stasia is in her stocking feet, carrying her shoes.
Put them on! I yell.
There's a large pine box outside the undertaker's at the corner. Sit on that and put them on, I command. She obeys like a child. Her feet are wet, of course, but she doesn't seem to mind. Struggling to get the shoes on, her beret tumbles off and her hair comes undone. Mona frantically endeavors to get it back in shape but the hair pins are nowhere to be found.
Let it go! What's the difference? I groan.
