'You don't actually believe this'-I jabbed the paper with my fin-ger-'this trumped-up tripe, do you? They make it up by the yard-manufacture it by the carload!'
'Well,' Simon admitted, picking up his teacup and gazing into it, 'you're probably right.'
'You bet I'm right,' I crowed. Prematurely, as it turned out. I should have known better.
'Still, it wouldn't hurt to check it out.' He lifted the cup, swirled the tea, and drained it. Then, as if his mind were made up, he placed both hands flat on the tabletop and stood.
I saw the sly set of his eyes. It was a look I knew well and dreaded. 'You can't be serious.'
'But I am perfectly serious.'
'Forget it.'
'Come on. It will be an adventure.'
'I've got a meeting with my adviser this afternoon. That's more than enough adventure for me.'
'I want you with me,' Simon insisted.
'What about Susannah?' I countered. 'I thought you were supposed to meet her for lunch.'
'Susannah will understand.' He turned abruptly. 'We'll take my car.'
'No. Really. Listen, Simon, we can't go chasing after this ox thing. It's ridiculous. It's nothing. It's like those fairy rings in the cornfields that had everybody all worked up last year. It's a hoax. Besides, I can't go-I've got work to do, and so have you.'
'A drive in the country will do you a world of good. Fresh air. Clear the cobwebs. Nourish the inner man.' He walked briskly into the next room. I could hear him dialing the phone, and a moment later he said, 'Listen, Susannah, about today… terribly sorry, dear heart, something's come up… Yes, just as soon as I get back… Later… Yes, Sunday, I won't forget… cross my heart and hope to die. Cheers!' He replaced the receiver and dialed again.
'Rawnson here. I'll be needing the car this morning… Fifteen minutes. Right. Thanks, awfully.'
'Simon!' I shouted. 'I refuse!' This is how I came to be standing in St. Aldate's on a rainy Friday morning in the third week of Michaelmas term, drizzle dripping off my nose, waiting for Simon's car to be brought around, wondering how he did it.
We were both graduate students, Simon and I. We shared rooms, in fact. But where Simon had only to whisper into the phone and his car arrived when and where he wanted it, I couldn't even get the porter to let me lean my poor, battered bicycle against the gate for half a minute while I checked my mail. Rank hath its privileges, I guess. Nor did the gulf between us end there. While I was little above medium height, with a build that, before the mirror, could only be described as weedy, Simon was tall and regally slim, well muscled, yet trim-the build of an Olympic fencer. The face I displayed to the world boasted plain, somewhat lumpen features, crowned with a lackluster mat the color of old walnut shells. Simon's features were sharp, well cut, and clean; he had the kind of thick, dark, curly hair women admire and openly covet. My eyes were mouse gray; his were hazel. My chin drooped; his jutted.
The effect when we appeared in public together was, I imagine, much in the order of a live before-and-after advertisement for Nature's Own Wonder Vitamins amp; Handsome Tonic. He had good looks to burn and the sort of rugged and ruthless masculinity both sexes find appealing. I had the kind of looks that often improve with age, although it was doubtful that I should live so long.
A lesser man would have been jealous of Simon's bounteous good fortune. However, I accepted my lot and was content. All right, I was jealous too-but it was a very contented jealousy.
Anyway, there we were, the two of us, standing in the rain, traffic whizzing by, buses disgorging soggy passengers on the busy pavement around us, and me muttering in lame protest. 'This is dumb. It's stupid. It's childish and irresponsible, that's what it is. It's nuts.'
'You're right, of course,' he agreed affably. Rain pearled on his driving cap and trickled down his waxed-cotton shooting jacket.
'We can't just drop everything and go racing around the country on a whim.' I crossed my arms inside my plastic poncho. 'I don't know how I let you talk me into these things.'
'It's my utterly irresistible charm, old son.' He grinned disarmingly. 'We Rawnsons have bags of it.'
'Yeah, sure.'
'Where's your spirit of adventure?' My lack of adventurous spirit was something he always threw at me whenever he wanted me to go along with one of his lunatic exploits. I preferred to see myself as stable, steady- handed, a both-feet-on-the-ground, practical-as-pie realist through and through.
'It's not that,' I quibbled. 'I just don't need to lose four days of work for nothing.'
'It's Friday,' he reminded me. 'It's the weekend. We'll be back on Monday in plenty of time for your precious work.'
'We haven't even packed toothbrushes or a change of underwear,' I pointed out.
'Very well,' he sighed, as if I had beaten him down at last, 'you've made your point. If you don't wish to go, I won't force you.'
'Good.'
'I'll go alone.' He stepped into the street just as a gray Jaguar Sovereign purred to a halt in front of him. A man in a black bowler hat scrambled from the driver's seat and held the door for him.
'Thank you, Mr. Bates,' Simon said. The man touched the brim of his hat and hurried away to the porters' lodge. Simon glanced at me across the rain-beaded roof of the sleek automobile and smiled.
'Well, chum? Going to let me have all the fun alone?'
'Curse you, Simon!' I shouted, yanked the door open, and ducked in. 'I don't need this!'
Laughing, Simon slid in and slammed the door. He shifted into gear, then punched the accelerator to the floor. The tires squealed on the wet pavement as the car leapt forward. Simon yanked the wheel and executed a highly illegal U-turn in the middle of the street, to the blaring of bus horns and the curses of cyclists.
Heaven help us, we were off.
