too disoriented to protest, sat down on the decorated carpet he had been standing on, Grundy beside him. The texture of it was luxuriant; he was comfortable.
'But the main problem is the time frame. The Zombie Master can not come to you, so you must go to him. The only presently feasible way to do that is via the tapestry.'
'The tapestry?' Dor asked, surprised by this familiar item. 'The Castle Roogna tapestry?'
'The same. I shall give you a spell to enable you to enter it. You will not do so physically, of course; your body is much too big to be in scale. The spell will accommodate a reasonably close match, but you are hundreds of times too massive. So you will animate the body of one of the players already depicted there. We shall have to make an arrangement for your present body-ah, I know! The Brain Coral! I owe it a favor, or it owes me one-no difference. The Coral has always wanted to taste mortality. It can animate your body during your absence, so no one will know. The golem will have to help cover for you, of course.'
'I've been doing that all along,' Grundy said complacently.
'Now the carpet will take you to the Coral, then to the tapestry. Don't worry; I have preprogrammed it. Here, better take something to eat along the way. Gorgon!'
The gorgon hurried in with three vials. 'You didn't wash your feet!' she cried to the Magician, appalled.
Humfrey took a white vial from her hand, 'I had her fix this earlier, so if it turns your stomach to stone, blame her, not me.' He almost chuckled as he handed the stoppered container to Dor. 'Grundy, you better hang on to the spell. Remember, it's in two parts: the yellow puts him into the tapestry, the green puts the Coral into his body. Don't confuse them!' He gave the golem two tiny colored packets. 'Or is it the other way around? Well, on with you. I don't have all day,' He clapped his hands together with a sharp report-and the carpet on which Dor sat took off.
Too surprised to protest, Dor grabbed for the edges and hung on. 'You don't have clean feet either,' he heard the gorgon saying indignantly to Humfrey as the carpet looped the room, getting its bearings. 'But I brought two dry-cleaning spells, one for each foot, so-'
Dor missed the rest. The carpet sailed out of the room, through several other chambers, banked around a corner, angled up an interminably coiling stair, and shot out of a high turret window whose sides almost scraped skin off Dor's tight knuckles. Suddenly the ground was far below, and getting farther; already the Magician's castle seemed small.
'Hey-I think I'm scared of heights!' Dor cried, his vision recoiling.
'Nonsense,' Grundy retorted. 'You made it up here okay, didn't you? What are you going to do, jump?'
'Noooo!' Dor cried, horrified. 'But I might quietly fall.'
'What you need is a good meal to settle your stomach during the boring flight,' Grundy said. 'Let's just get this white bottle open-'
'I'm not hungry! I think I'm heightsick!'
The golem hauled at the cork, and it popped out. Fine smoke issued, swirled, and coalesced into two fine sandwiches, a brimming glass of milk, and a sprig of parsley. Dor had to grab at everything before the wind whipped it away.
'We're really traveling in style!' Grundy said, crunching his little teeth on the parsley. 'Drink your milk, Dor.'
'You sound just like Millie.' But Dor gulped his milk. It was very good, obviously fresh from the pod, and the milkweed must have been grown in chocolate soil.
'I hear that in Mundania they squeeze milk out of animals,' Grundy observed. That made Dor's stomach do another roil. They really were barbarians in Mundania.
Then he started in on a sandwich, as he had either to eat it or continue holding it, and he wanted his hands free to clutch the carpet again. It was a door-jam and turnip sandwich, his favorite; obviously the Good Magician had researched his tastes and prepared for this occasion before Dor ever arrived at the castle. The second one was a red potato soup sandwich, somewhat squishy but with excellent taste. The gorgon had a very nice touch.
Dor thought about the anomaly of so formidable a creature as the gorgon reduced to being a common maid at the Magician's castle while she waited to learn whether Humfrey would marry her. Yet wasn't this the lot of the average woman? Maybe the Magician was merely showing her what she could expect If she married. That could be more important than his actual Answer. Or was that part of the Answer? The Good Magician had his peculiarities, but also a devious comprehension of the real situation. He had obviously known all about Dor himself, yet allowed him to struggle through the rigors of entry into the castle. Odd competence!
The carpet angled forward, causing Dor to suffer another spasm of vertigo. Yet his seat seemed secure. The material of the carpet seemed to hold him firmly yet comfortably, so that he did not slide off even when it tilted. Wonderful magic!
Now the carpet banked, circling for a landing-but it didn't land. It plunged at frightening speed directly toward a deep crevasse in the ground. 'Where are we going?' Dor cried, alarmed.
'Into the teeth of a tangler!' Grundy replied. 'A big one!' He pointed ahead, and for once he seemed less than cocksure.
'Right!' the rug agreed, still accelerating.
It was indeed a big tangle tree-one not even an ogre could cow. Its massive trunk grew from the base of the chasm, while its upper tentacles overlapped the rim. What a menace that must be to travelers seeking to cross the cleft!
The carpet banked again, accelerated again, and buzzed the crest of the tree. The tentacles reached up hungrily. 'Has this rug gone crazy?' Dor demanded. 'Nobody tangles with a full-sized tangler!'
'Oh, a big sphinx might get away with it,' Grundy suggested. 'Or the old invisible giant. Or a cockatrice.'
