to insist we covered up the mirrors during storms to avoid drawing the lightning, scrambling round the house with towels and sheets at the first sign of a puffy cloud. It drove my dad crazy. 'Superstitious rubbish,' he always said, sticking his nose back in his cinematography books. 'This is what's holding the continent back.' He was always way too narrow about his definitions of what modern Africa meant.
We never were hit by lightning. But all my mom's precautions – slaughtering a goat for the ancestors in thanksgiving for the birth of Thando's kid, the ceremony when I got my matric results, the stupid sheets over the mirrors – none of it helped a damn against bullets.
As I get out of the car, a skinny boy, somewhere between twelve and nineteen, gets up from the shade of a scraggly eucalyptus tree at the edge of the parking lot and darts over, already hard-selling: 'Lady, hey lady, look after your car, nice, lady. You want a car wash, lady?' He has buggy yellow eyes and an old knife scar in his hairline, like a side-parting. Sloth shrinks away from his breath.
'Not today, thanks.'
'Cheap for you, sister! Special price!'
'Next time, my friend.' He starts to slink back to his tree, where he's obviously sleeping rough. There is a tarpaulin precariously strung over the lower branches and a pile of rubble backing up against one of the highway support pillars. I can see the shadows of others huddled inside. 'Wait, kid. Do you know where I can find Baba Ndebele?'
Yellow Eyes perks up immediately and prances towards the entrance. 'This way, my sister. Come with me. I show you.'
The square arch opens onto rows of red brick houses with ivy climbing the walls and a mix of equal parts flowers and weeds growing in planters. A black chicken scavenges between the bricks for crumbs. A woman in a white and red sarong with Zulu shields and beads crisscrossing her chest like bandoliers glares from a doorway, although I'm not sure whether it's at me or at the sickly boy.
There is a grisly
'Here, my lady, in here,' the boy says. I tip him with a five-rand coin and Yellow Eyes claps his hands together in a horribly servile gesture, waits to see me in, and then lopes down the alleyway, swiping at the black chicken with his foot as he goes past.
I step into a doorway of a tiny waiting-room-cumapothecary. A woman sits sewing on a narrow bench. She gives me an incurious once-over and returns to her needlework without comment. The room is lined with shelves crammed with cloudy glass jars of unidentified substances. There are dried herbs hanging from the ceiling, twisting slightly in the breeze from a fan in the corner of the ceiling, cable-tied to the burglar bars of the window to keep it upright. The blades witter and creak like an asthma attack. There is a curtain drawn across an inner doorway.
'
I startle awake as a young woman emerges from behind the curtain. She is wearing a headband with a beaded fringe in front and a dried goat's gallbladder hanging behind. Red and white beads are wrapped across her chest and round her ankles and wrists. She is pretty, with dark blonde hair that curls up at her shoulders, but her face is carefully blank. She kneels in the doorway, stands again, bows and holds the curtain aside for me to enter. The sewing woman is gone. I nudge Sloth. He murmurs grumpily and tries to nuzzle into my lap to go back to sleep. 'Come on, buddy,' I say, poking him in his ribs. 'We're up.' My head feels hangover-muzzy, and as I stand up, the world reels away from me for a moment. It's either the incoming storm or the goddamn magic.
I swing Sloth onto my back and press a two-rand coin into the young woman's hand, because
'Take off your shoes, please,' she says and I slip out of my sandals and step into the consulting room. There is a sharp smell of
'
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'I didn't know the ancestors were SMSing now.'
'No, he calls me. The spirits find it easier with technology. It's not so clogged as human minds.' He taps his head for emphasis. 'They still like rivers and oceans most of all, but data is like water – the spirits can move through it. That's why you get a prickly feeling around cellphone towers.'
'And here I thought it was the radiation.' I know I'm being disrespectful, but I can't resist. 'So is there a spiritworld MTN? What are the tariffs like? I bet you get a lot of 'please call me's'.'
'
I flinch. Lucky guess.
'My
The initiate says quietly, 'Please put the money down on the mat. It's R500.' I comply and the
'Shame,
'Very funny.'
'No joke. There are ways it can be done. It's like soccer – you just need a substitute.'
'Sloth has got me through okay so far, thanks. Can we do this?'
'I see you are a woman of action and forthrightness. Yes, we can
'Now blow on your hands and throw them.'
I just open my hands and let the contents fall. Dumisani looks irritated.
'You didn't do sports at school, hey?' He examines the constellation of objects, seriously. Sloth sneezes