Watch closely: that’s the second rule.
Mother lifted the table top out of the bottom of the box and set it in place.
An ugly, cheap-looking, wobbly thing.
The room, the world, got very quiet. Both stayed that way for a long time.
I just don’t understand, Mother said.
She sat on the floor still, pliers and screwdrivers ranged about her. Tears streamed down her face.
It looked so pretty in the catalog. So pretty. Not at all like this.
Chapter Twenty-six
Jodie’s former ride was a Ford F-150, graceless as a wheelbarrow, dependable as rust and taxes, indestructible as a tank. Brakes that could stop an avalanche cold, engine powerful enough to tow glaciers into place. Bombs fall and wipe out civilization as we know it, two things’ll come up out of the ashes: roaches and F- 150s. Thing handled like an ox cart, rattled fillings from teeth and left you permanently saddle sore, but it was a survivor. Got the job done, whatever the job was.
Like him.
Driver steered the mostly black beast with patches of Bond-It back down I-10 towards L.A. He’d found a college station playing Eddie Lang-Lonnie Johnson duets, George Barnes, Parker with Dolphy, Sidney Bechet, Django. Funny how so small a victory, finding that station, could change your whole outlook.
At a barbershop on Sunset he had his head buzzed almost to the scalp. Bought oversize clothes and wraparound mirror shades next door.
Nino’s shouldered up against a bakery and a butcher shop in an Italian neighborhood where old women sat out on porches and front steps and men played dominos at card tables set up on the sidewalk. What with supermarkets, Sam’s Clubs and so on, Driver hadn’t known butcher shops still existed.
Two guys in dark suits, in particular, put in a lot of time at Nino’s. They’d show up early in the morning, have breakfast and sit around a while, then leave. Hour or so later, they’d be back. Sometimes that’d go on all day long. One slammed espressos, the other went with wine.
Came right down to it, they were a study in opposites.
Espresso Man was young. Late twenties maybe, black hair cut short and troweled in place with what looked for all the world like Vaseline. Shine UV on that hair, it would fluoresce. Round-toed, clumsy-looking black shoes stuck out under the cuffs of his pants. Beneath his coat he wore a navy blue polo shirt.
Wine Man, fiftyish, wore a dark dress shirt with gold cufflinks but no tie, black Reeboks, and had his grey hair pulled back into a stubby ponytail. Where his young partner walked with the deliberate, measured step, the meatiness, of a bodybuilder, Wine Man just kind of drifted. Like he was in moccasins, or touched down only every third or fourth step.
Second day, right after breakfast, Espresso Man stepped behind the building to have a smoke. Inhaling deeply, he drew in a lungful of slow poison, exhaled, then tried to draw in another but it wouldn’t come.
Something around his neck. What the fuck-wire? He claws at it, knowing it’ll do no good. Someone behind pulling hard. And that warmth on his chest would be blood. As he struggles to look down, an ingot of bloody flesh, his flesh, drops onto his chest.
So this is it, he thinks, here in a fucking alley, with shit in my pants. Goddamn.
Driver tucks a Nino’s coupon into Espresso Man’s coat pocket. Earlier he’s circled “We Deliver” in red ink.
God damn, Wine Man echoed minutes later. Nino’s bodyguard brought him out here after one of the cooks, emerging to empty a grease trap, tripped over Junior.
Who the hell would name their kid Junior anyway?
Boy was gone, no doubt about it. Eyes bulging, star-patterns of burst capillaries all over his face. Tongue stuck out like a meat cork.
Amazing. Boy still had a hard-on. Sometimes he’d thought that was about all there was to Junior.
“Mr. Rose?” the bodyguard said. What was this one’s name? They came and went. Keith something.
Son of a bitch, he thought. Son of a bitch.
Not that he cared much for the guy, who could be a royal pain in the ass, all pumped iron, carrot juice and steroids. And enough caffeine to kill a team of horses. But goddamn it, whoever did this had brought it where it never should have come.
“Looks like the boss needs to kick it up a notch or two, Mr. Rose,” Keith-something said behind him.
He stood with his wineglass in one hand, pizza coupon in the other. The circle of red ink. We deliver.
“I’d say that’s already been taken care of.”
Couldn’t have been more than minutes. How far away could the son of a bitch have gotten? But it wasn’t for now.
He drained his glass.
“Let’s go tell Nino.”
“He ain’t gonna like it,” Keith-something said.
“Who the hell does?”
Bernie Rose sure as hell didn’t.
“So you’ve sicced the hounds on this guy and the first I hear of it is when he steps up in my own backyard and takes down my partner… Good thing there ain’t no union for our kind of work. That’s my business, Nino. You damn well know it is.”
Nino, who hated pasta of every kind, tucked the last of a chocolate croissant into his mouth and followed it with a mouthful of Earl Grey tea.
“We’ve known each other since we were what, six years old?”
Bernie Rose said nothing.
“Trust me. This was off to the side, not business as usual. Made sense to farm it out.”
“Off to the side’s the sort of thing gets you taken down, Nino. You know that.”
“Times are changing.”
“Times are for damn sure changing when you send amateurs out on a kill and don’t even bother to let your own men know what’s going on.”
Bernie Rose poured another glass of wine. Still called it dago red. Nino’s eyes never left him.
“Tell me.”
If he’d been in films he’d have asked what the back story was. Movie folk had this vocabulary of their own. Back story, subtext, foreshadowing, carry-through. Producers who couldn’t diagram a sentence to save their lives loved to talk about the “structure” of a script.
“It’s complicated.”
“I bet it is.”
He listened while Nino laid it out for him, the mock robbery gone south, this guy who’d taken it personally, the payoff.
“You fucked up,” he said.
“Big time. Believe me, I know it. I should have brought you in. We’re a team.”
“Not any more,” Bernie Rose said.
“Bernie-”
“Shut the fuck up, Nino.”
Bernie Rose poured another glass of wine, killing the bottle. Old days, they’d jam a candle into the neck, put it on one of the tables. Goddamn romantic.
“Here’s how it’s gonna go. I’ll take this guy down, but it’s on my dime, nothing to do with you. And once it’s done, I’m out of here-just a bad memory.”
“Not that easy to walk away, my friend. You’re bound.”
They sat unmoving, eyes locked. It was some time before Bernie Rose spoke.
“I ain’t asking your fucking permission, Izzy.” His use of Nino’s childhood nickname, something he’d never
